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8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wait what? I must have missed something

https://deadspin.com/how-a-notre-dame-student-died-and-why-he-shouldnt-have-5675694

Barry Petchesky.       10/28/10 12:40PM

"At precisely 4:50 pm, a 50-foot scissor lift tower collapsed in winds exceeding 50 mph, killing the 20-year-old student filming football practice for the team. It shouldn't have come to that."

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Kelly was on the hot seat at ND not that long ago, mostly because hes an asshole and everyone hates him.

Sounds familiar
6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Kelly was on the hot seat at ND not that long ago, mostly because hes an asshole and everyone hates him.

This is now the Limp Dick Lethargy thread for those who want Kelly.

Take your LDL somewhere else

At least our asshole coach only kills kid’s NFL dreams

13 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Is this the Kelly or bust thread, or the Meyer or bust thread?  BDE, my faithful....

 

 

Urban Meyer's Top 3 Coaches from Week 15

1. North Carolina's Mack Brown
2. Rutgers' Greg Schiano
3. Utah's Kyle Whittingham

https://m.facebook.com/foxsports/videos/420784332449332/

 

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43 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Fuck the Rose Bowl if California won't allow it !!!

They can stay the fuck home and watch their kids on tv.

9 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

They can stay the fuck home and watch their kids on tv.

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I’m not saying he’s my first choice but fucking lol at saying we’d be better off keeping Herman than getting Kelly. Kelly wins games at a top tier program and ND is often (even if inappropriately) in the playoff discussion. Herman fucking wishes he was half as successful as Kelly. 

4 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Does Urban Meyer like rap, or did I miss something?

 More than players with rap sheets I'm sure. 

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

 More than players with rap sheets I'm sure. 

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43 minutes ago, Xian said:

Kelly would be a fucking disaster. I would rather keep Herman for a year. 
 

Plus he killed a kid. 

just one ?   might not be too bad then ..

27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

https://deadspin.com/how-a-notre-dame-student-died-and-why-he-shouldnt-have-5675694

Barry Petchesky.       10/28/10 12:40PM

"At precisely 4:50 pm, a 50-foot scissor lift tower collapsed in winds exceeding 50 mph, killing the 20-year-old student filming football practice for the team. It shouldn't have come to that."

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At least Case McCoy just got arrested and later went on to earn eternal scoreboard glory.

Kelly would be a fucking disaster. I would rather keep Herman for a year. 
 
Plus he killed a kid. 

Better to coach a killa than be a killa?

J/k
21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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No sarcasm. It's my backyard. I don't care about their parents. They need to toughen up.

37 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

https://deadspin.com/how-a-notre-dame-student-died-and-why-he-shouldnt-have-5675694

Barry Petchesky.       10/28/10 12:40PM

"At precisely 4:50 pm, a 50-foot scissor lift tower collapsed in winds exceeding 50 mph, killing the 20-year-old student filming football practice for the team. It shouldn't have come to that."

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Look... we've all accidentally killed someone due to unsafe scissor lift operation in prevailing winds.

 

Oh, y'all haven't? I'm sorry - of course not - I was just speaking in generalities.

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Look... we've all accidentally killed someone due to unsafe scissor lift operation in prevailing winds.

 

Oh, y'all haven't? I'm sorry - of course not - I was just speaking in generalities.

Exactly, who hasn’t killed a 20 year old or two.  Kelly clearly fucked up by not hiding the body in a shallow grave next to Touchdown Jesus.

All this negative energy man...smh

Here is to the last scheduled conf call of 2020 - that just ended.

Haters and Debbie downers --> Guess What?...

 

 

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Look... we've all accidentally killed someone due to unsafe scissor lift operation in prevailing winds.

 

Oh, y'all haven't? I'm sorry - of course not - I was just speaking in generalities.

Come on man, I mean not everyone is the perfect person in the world. Everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from Me. Right?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Look... we've all accidentally killed someone due to unsafe scissor lift operation in prevailing winds.

 

Oh, y'all haven't? I'm sorry - of course not - I was just speaking in generalities.

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@troph

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17 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Come on man, I mean not everyone is the perfect person in the world. Everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from Me. Right?

We talking about hookers, or like real people?  Asking for a friend....

I was thinking how could this coaching situation get any worse, then I thought Rumlin needs work and turtle tom just might hire him?

3 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I was thinking how could this coaching situation get any worse, then I thought Rumlin needs work and turtle tom just might hire him?

Yes, this is what our offensive shit-show needs. Some recycled UH/aggy

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On 12/17/2020 at 4:12 PM, closetojumping said:

I understand anyone's skepticism regarding either Mullen or Kelly. Who knows if either would give legitimate consideration for the move? I don't have any confidence in either doing so right now, but crazier shit has happened, even lately. 

Looking at the reasons for Kelly to consider leaving ND:

-$$ - people have a misconception of how competitive ND is with compensation

-Assistant $$ - same issue. Kelly keeps losing DCs because he can't compete financially. There are schools that would have been able to pay Lea enough money to punt on Vandy and wait for something bigger and better - ND ain't one of them.

-Support staff $$ - see first two points. ND isn't playing the same game with $$ that others, including UT, are willing to do so.

-Academic hurdles - I realize @Snacks thinks the hurdles to qualifying for ND aren't as stringent as we think for the football players, but guys that cover the recruiting side of the sport can be asked on their boards right now and counter that argument with what they're seeing out there. There is a ceiling ND has for who it can get that other schools, including Texas, don't have.

-Overall recruiting pull - ND is still a massive brand. It isn't the brand it was 20 years ago or beyond. It's in podunk South Bend, IN and it's cold as hell there. 

-ND leadership and appetite for scandal - Can you imagine if your ultimate boss was a priest? Yikes. ND, like UT and Michigan, has remained very pompous and patrician about how it recruits and what it will and won't do. 

Looking at why Kelly would stay:

-$$ isn't everything to him.

-ND is in a great spot and he is a king there.

-It's his dream job and he loves his life on campus.

"I think we recognized that all of my football players are at risk. All of them, really. Honestly, I don't know that any of our players would get into the school by themselves right now, with the academic standards the way they are. Maybe one or two of our players that are on scholarship.

So, making sure that with the rigors that we put them in -- playing on the road, playing night games, getting home at 4 o'clock in the morning, all of the demands that we place on them relative to the academics, and going into an incredibly competitive academic classroom every day -- we recognize this is a different group."

Those are Brian Kelly's words after Gholston got caught cheating.

Reggie Bush qualified for ND. 

Yes, there are going to be a handful of people every year that ND says "No" about... but it's not a lot different than getting into, and staying in, Texas.

What I'm saying is, Notre Dame isn't Stanford. Notre Dame can take whom they want to take. It's a minor issue in the grand scheme. When it comes to recruiting, Notre Dame has to worry more about being in South Bend, Indiana than qualifying players.

26 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

We talking about hookers, or like real people?  Asking for a friend....

We found the Craig James sock.

 

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

At least Case McCoy just got arrested and later went on to earn eternal scoreboard glory.


I believe there was a few nominations on his film work as well. 

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Tom would like for y’all tnhear his favorite song:

 

 

Tom Segura Comedy GIF by Netflix Is a Joke

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Ya, but it was wind aided so it doesn't count. 

I will see you in hell cause I LOL'D at this.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Ya, but it was wind aided so it doesn't count. 

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*I'll be there with you

If we get that asshole Kelly, and Urban then goes to Notre Dame, I’m going to kill all of you.

Catching up on the thread and I’ve come to some new conclusions:

1. Port Arthur is now part of Houston (UGK)

2. Houston has a better rap scene but people need to give Dallas some credit. They have some good artist. 

3. Travis Scott is very successful commercially but let’s be honest, he is not that talented lyrically. 
4. We are trading Urban Meyer for Brian Kelly

 



 

 

 

1 hour ago, Snacks said:

"I think we recognized that all of my football players are at risk. All of them, really. Honestly, I don't know that any of our players would get into the school by themselves right now, with the academic standards the way they are. Maybe one or two of our players that are on scholarship.

So, making sure that with the rigors that we put them in -- playing on the road, playing night games, getting home at 4 o'clock in the morning, all of the demands that we place on them relative to the academics, and going into an incredibly competitive academic classroom every day -- we recognize this is a different group."

Those are Brian Kelly's words after Gholston got caught cheating.

Reggie Bush qualified for ND. 

Yes, there are going to be a handful of people every year that ND says "No" about... but it's not a lot different than getting into, and staying in, Texas.

What I'm saying is, Notre Dame isn't Stanford. Notre Dame can take whom they want to take. It's a minor issue in the grand scheme. When it comes to recruiting, Notre Dame has to worry more about being in South Bend, Indiana than qualifying players.

I’ve known two athletes that were recruited by ND.  One was accepted but declined and one played football there.  Both of them were stretches to get in. 
 

It’s a myth or propaganda that they have high admittance standards. 

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7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

But, their H-town rap game is strong. Word

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Cool dude.  Met Earl at Slim's house

 

My word the puss ran deep for the day crew, but that's what makes them the day shift.  I prescribe a full session with my my man DJ Khaled

 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

My word the puss ran deep for the day crew, but that's what makes them the day shift. 

It's what they do ...

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@JOSEYWALES66, I hereby invoke the Surly Charter, previously known as the Shagna Carta, and demand to know the name of your avatar. 

 

                                                   Yours In BDE,

                                                       TS

31 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

My word the puss ran deep for the day crew, but that's what makes them the day shift.

What'd they do now?

1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’ve known two athletes that were recruited by ND.  One was accepted but declined and one played football there.  Both of them were stretches to get in. 
 

It’s a myth or propaganda that they have high admittance standards. 

Yeah if anything it should be even easier for a private school to fudge admission for athletes. 

To all the misbelievers, Urban Meyer will be our saving grace after this is all said and done! I too look forward to when the Horns are feared umingst

Amongst our feared rivals! Fng kid called during my reply! What can you do, but hold out hope!

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This thread needs some Italian food.   

So that's what the kids are calling it these days. 

 

On the Pac-12 pregame, Urban said the staff guy who brought his big noon trophy (best game picker on the show) was "well compensated" .... 

and then added how: "It's called Buckeye gear."

He's giving away his Buckeye gear!!!!

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