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For someone that likes to say "You're Fired" and whatnot, Trump sure as hell shirks away from the actual firing of someone.  How many admin members does this make now that Trump has gotten rid of while they were out of state, or in a foreign country, or had someone else do the deed?

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Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney was in Las Vegas on an annual trip with his brother and friends on Thursday when President Trump decided the time had come to replace him with Mark Meadows.

 

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Mulvaney tells Axios that he and the president had been talking since November about making the change, that Meadows is his longtime friend and that the transition is happening with his blessing. But like so many Trump personnel moves, its execution sent mixed signals and spawned alternative explanations.

Trump had vented about Mulvaney being out of town during the coronavirus crisis, according to two sources familiar with the discussions. 

One White House official said the president used Mulvaney's absence to pull the trigger on a change he had long been contemplating but had resisted.

 

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"Anybody who knows Donald Trump knows that if you're on a slippery slope you shouldn't leave town," said a source familiar with the situation.

But one senior White House official disputed any connection between the timing and coronavirus. 

Mulvaney and the president spoke by phone Thursday and Friday, and Mulvaney told his family and his staff about the change ahead of the president's announcement Friday.

 

 

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"Anybody who knows Donald Trump knows that if you're on a slippery slope you shouldn't leave town," said a source familiar with the situation.

This was my favorite part. The president is currently in Florida.

3 hours ago, Constant said:

Strange to wonder what is the greater threat to our country; the virus that is deadly to a portion of the population and exponentially spreading, or the President. 
 

Maybe those two circles will converge. 

 

Trump instinctively promotes behavior that will ensure maximum body count.

 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I'm convinced Ivanka must have magic knockers. 

If by magic you mean developed as a result of a laboratory experiment, then yes.

13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No. That's the point. 

 

Notice how they have this semi-circle where everyone is close and engaged, and she is outside, leaning back.  She wants their approval so much.  But ultimately knows that once her dad loses, they will never have to suffer her vapid idiocy again.

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

you guys don’t seem to fully grasp how much it just absolutely owns the libs to have a President who is super fat and stupid, shits his pants in public, is a complete embarrassment on the world stage, and sells out the country on the reg.  
-Republicans 

He pisses and shits his pants just like us!

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

 

That photo made me think of the guys in the ass-to-ass scene of Requiem for a Dream.

@bamachick this was you, wasn't it. Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
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lol no

I fight with my words not with linebacker tackles.

(Plus, she’s wearing tacky clothes and her hair color is too brassy. She’s probably from Tahoe’s neck of the woods. I’m no sidewalk fan hillbilly thank you very much!)
2 hours ago, triplehorn said:

 

Trump instinctively promotes behavior that will ensure maximum body count.

 

If the choices were 100 million dead where someone else is to blame or 10 dead with Trump to blame, Trump would pick the 100 million every time. 

His instincts are protecting his name.  He cares about literally nothing else. His 40% will back him every step of the way. That is backfiring with coronavirus so far.  Worse, for him, it seems to target his 40% more than anyone else. 

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

If the choices were 100 million dead where someone else is to blame or 10 dead with Trump to blame, Trump would pick the 100 million every time. 

His instincts are protecting his name.  He cares about literally nothing else. His 40% will back him every step of the way. That is backfiring with coronavirus so far.  Worse, for him, it seems to target his 40% more than anyone else. 

Dying to own the libs!

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

If the choices were 100 million dead where someone else is to blame or 10 dead with Trump to blame, Trump would pick the 100 million every time. 

His instincts are protecting his name.  He cares about literally nothing else. His 40% will back him every step of the way. That is backfiring with coronavirus so far.  Worse, for him, it seems to target his 40% more than anyone else. 

Like a formerly impossible formula for bankrupting a casino.

3 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Like a formerly impossible formula for bankrupting a casino.

To be fair, his wasn't the only AC casino to tank. His was simply the only one that tanked by design. 

What killed AC are casinos in Philly, Baltimore, and Bethlehem, 2 racinos in NYC, and Foxwoods in CT.  AC lost the gambling addicts and never made itself a Vegas type destination despite decades of trying. 

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

...And I just did.

I got you fam. 

Gallons of iced tea and tennis, anyone?

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your standards are too low. She's a plastic blowup doll, inside and out. 

Her cosmetic choices match her Dad's interior decorating choices. Garish and overdone. You take something beautiful to start off with and then just make it freaky looking. 

Here's the standard for tastefully remaking yourself:

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I'd prefer women not feel the urge to alter themselves in such ways, but I can't help having an opinion about it when I see it. 

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

What exactly is the “Trump Agenda?”  Insulting Rosie O’Donnell?  Cheating at golf?  Lying about pissing himself in public?

"I like the numbers where they are. I don't want them to double because of something that wasn't our fault". 

That is such an amazing quote. The "numbers" are just something that could look bad for him. Not actual human lives. 

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I think it happens every time he imagines that there really may be a God and a hell. I'm surprised he only wets himself, but I don't see any chunks down around his socks.

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think it happens every time he imagines that there really may be a God and a hell. I'm surprised he only wets himself, but I don't see any chunks down around his socks.

It happened because he was imagining what the stock market is going to look like next week.

To be fair, his wasn't the only AC casino to tank. His was simply the only one that tanked by design. 
What killed AC are casinos in Philly, Baltimore, and Bethlehem, 2 racinos in NYC, and Foxwoods in CT.  AC lost the gambling addicts and never made itself a Vegas type destination despite decades of trying. 


Crime and local corruption had as much to do with AC failing than the more local casinos.
16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"I like the numbers where they are. I don't want them to double because of something that wasn't our fault". 

That is such an amazing quote. The "numbers" are just something that could look bad for him. Not actual human lives. 

did he really say this? i mean, nothing surprises me...but my god, imagine being on that ship and hearing that from your president.

i don't know why i keep being shocked by him

44 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think it happens every time he imagines that there really may be a God and a hell. I'm surprised he only wets himself, but I don't see any chunks down around his socks.

Appears to me that there is a substantial log in there, too.

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

grifter. 

misspelling key words in tweets makes me particularly ragey. 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

grifter. 

misspelling key words in tweets makes me particularly ragey. 

No, no, no.  He meant that the Trumps are very generous.

29 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I think I’m starting to like this ole mike Bloomberg fellow. 

36 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I can fap to this.

Melanie’s “be best” initiative would be a good idea if her husband wasn’t the biggest online troll piece of shit in history. Maybe she should have her stupid ass husband enroll in her “be best” course. 

51 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

good for Bloomberg for continuing the fight but I can’t help but ask myself, who are these ads aimed at exactly?  Republicans absolutely LOVE Trump’s dishonesty, corruption, and gross incompetence.  pointing it out to them isn’t going to decrease his support there; am I to believe there is some large group of “independents” who don’t know what Trump is all about and will see these and say “wait, are you telling me this guy and his family are corrupt and not acting in the country’s best interests?  better not vote for that guy, I guess” 

They are aimed at him. He'll be driven mad and make more mistakes like yesterday when he publicly admitted he didn't want the passengers on the cruise ship allowed off the ship because it would up the numbers. When he spent so much time in public that his diaper leaked for the world to see. He will be mocked and he will deteriorate more and more. And some people who are still vote R and hold their nose to vote for him won't be able to keep his shit smell out by doing so.

Donald Trump: “if peeing your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.”

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Donald Trump: “if peeing your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.”

"Birther of the Cool"?

Makes sense since he had the mental acumen of Billy Madison.  He’s basically what that kid of a rich father character would grow up to be if elected President.  

good for Bloomberg for continuing the fight but I can’t help but ask myself, who are these ads aimed at exactly?  Republicans absolutely LOVE Trump’s dishonesty, corruption, and gross incompetence.  pointing it out to them isn’t going to decrease his support there; am I to believe there is some large group of “independents” who don’t know what Trump is all about and will see these and say “wait, are you telling me this guy and his family are corrupt and not acting in the country’s best interests?  better not vote for that guy, I guess” 

It’s not exactly about waking Trumpkins up and changing their minds; it’s like the constant drumbeat Republicans deployed against Hillary Clinton.

99% of the crap they spewed about her was either exaggerated or flat out lies but that messaging being constantly dripped into the public’s ears effected the way voters perceived her.

So people who aren’t politically engaged and who aren’t solidly aligned with one party but do show up to vote for president every four years either voted for Trump or third party or left the choice for president blank.

Democrats don’t have 10 years to blast this message but 9 months of Bloomberg ad buys will seep into those voters brains.

Look what two months of his ads did for his poll numbers. If he weren’t such a terrible debater with negative charisma he could very well be sitting where Biden is right now.

Because let’s face it, his ads were everywhere and they were pretty damn good.

Bloomberg is a complete toadstool of a human being but if he truly puts his money behind blanketing the airwaves and the Internet and social media with blistering anti-Trump ads then give that toadstool the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
39 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Donald Trump: “if peeing your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.”

I already made that reference ya fuckin unoriginal bastard.

How is it that Mark Meadows can be both a representative and chief of staff?

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