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Turning Point USA makes me dry and I don't even have a vagina. 

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20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump is getting Covid.  He’s basically trying to get it at this point. 

He probably got it, survived, and thinks he's immortal now.

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4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

When they get around to dumb bitch cancel day, she may want to go run and hide.

7 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

He probably got it, survived, and thinks he's immortal now.

He would absolutely be letting everyone know about that. 

19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Her ceiling is a Fox News staffer that Hannity sexually harasses.

49 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

"Us conservatives? We ain't chokers neither."  (Second tweet video)

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why's that dork bragging about not choking on cock ?



First they came for the pancake syrup, and I said nothing for I’m not pancake syrup.
35 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Mannnnnn what. the. fuck?

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

If we start calling it MS 13 will the trumpkins actually start to fear and take measures to prevent Covid?

This is sadly probably not far off. 

Turning Point USA makes me dry and I don't even have a vagina. 

Oh now c’mon...you have a tremendous vagina.
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is sadly probably not far off. 

Just call it the Mexican Flu.  I think that would work and you get the racism in the name also.  Win-Win.

Mooch may be one of the strangest characters to come out of this entire farce. 

29 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


Oh now c’mon...you have a tremendous vagina.

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Mooch may be one of the strangest characters to come out of this entire farce. 

No doubt. He was around 11 days, then had spent everyday since lambasting the dotard in one way or another. He’s probably the sole person who has bettered their position by serving Trump, however briefly, and that was by trash talking him afterward.

Fuck Mooch. Fuck every person that worked for Trump and is now trying to rehab their image as a Resister. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Fuck Mooch. Fuck every person that worked for Trump and is now trying to rehab their image as a Resister. 

 

 

This is so funny to watch. Many are saying don’t paint us all with the same brush as we were trying to stop him!! Failing to mention most saying that now joined after the train wreck was obvious.  

Besides the hot bimbos, has anyone been able to land a gig afterwards?

So the Mooch is back at his hedge fund SkyBridge Capital. I used to work in the Due Diligence department for a hedge fund administrator here in Austin and when we reran background checks in January on our IDFs owners we laughed about how his 10 days of service did not show up on the new check.

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10 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Is there a 4th world classification? I think we're it now.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Zelinsky?

Now the writers are just getting lazy.

We already had a Zelinksy earlier this season.... unless they're related!

Ooooooo.

I see a plot twist coming up.......

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3 hours ago, Chooky said:

The crowd peaked when he got close to "kung flu."  It's like a bad comedian where the masses just want him to cut to the catch phrase.  Except instead of a catch phrase, they just want him to get to the racism.  "Do the racisms!  We're here for a racism!  Oooohhh.  Here it comes.  He's gonna do a racism!"

 

I think it’s like when people used to go see freak shows. 

I love to racism, bro. 

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

what is Johnson vs Texas

 

i like to think this sort of stuff hurts him.  there are educated R's still out there and every time he says something like this, another 100 of them think 'wait, the president doesn't know basic constitutional law?'  

sigh. this dipshit is still here eh. well, i haven't been nuked yet and hopefully you haven't either.

G's up, radioactivity down. be safe out there. 

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

The girl speaking here is actually Candace Owens without makeup. Many people didn't know this. 

55 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's mildly surprising that he says congress has that power. Not because it's false, but because he's not instead threatening to "authorize" such prosecutions by EO.

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


Oh now c’mon...you have a tremendous vagina.

Fair enough. But Turning Point USA doesn't make it hard.

8 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's mildly surprising that he says congress has that power. Not because it's false, but because he's not instead threatening to "authorize" such prosecutions by EO.

now he can blame nancy pelosi for burning flags !

14 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i like to think this sort of stuff hurts him.  there are educated R's still out there and every time he says something like this, another 100 of them think 'wait, the president doesn't know basic constitutional law?'  

Lulz

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

In Tulsa they cheered him for only using one hand to drink from a glass of water. He's practically a superhero. 

i wonder what other stupid tricks we can get him to do by mocking him?

43 minutes ago, Pasken said:

I think it’s like when people used to go see freak shows. 

Freakshows come to you now bro

The Father's Day montage on Last Week was pretty entertaining:

 

1 hour ago, LABEVO said:

This is so funny to watch. Many are saying don’t paint us all with the same brush as we were trying to stop him!! Failing to mention most saying that now joined after the train wreck was obvious.  

Besides the hot bimbos, has anyone been able to land a gig afterwards?

Fuck anyone that worked for Trump.

Bolton wrote a book.  It will sell.  And the fucker is worse than Trump in a lot of ways.  He was the old kind of evil shitbag that actually had true beliefs.  Shitty as they were, they were true.  Trump introduced a whole new level of evil shitbag.   It isn't that Trump wants to kill all Muslims or all Mexicans.  Its that he really doesn't give a shit at all about anything either way.  Bolton blew him so Bolton got his evil plans in Trump's ear for awhile.  Who is the bigger traitor?  The clearly incompetent asshat that loves hearing his name and will do whatever you tell him to do if you tell him he is the greatest, or the guy that whispers sweet nothings and praise into his ear so that he can turn him?  

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i wonder what other stupid tricks we can get him to do by mocking him?

That he hasn't whipped out his li'l dicktator at a rally or presser is unassailable proof that it is, in fact, miniscule. 

4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Fuck anyone that worked for Trump.

Bolton wrote a book.  It will sell.  And the fucker is worse than Trump in a lot of ways.  He was the old kind of evil shitbag that actually had true beliefs.  Shitty as they were, they were true.  Trump introduced a whole new level of evil shitbag.   It isn't that Trump wants to kill all Muslims or all Mexicans.  Its that he really doesn't give a shit at all about anything either way.  Bolton blew him so Bolton got his evil plans in Trump's ear for awhile.  Who is the bigger traitor?  The clearly incompetent asshat that loves hearing his name and will do whatever you tell him to do if you tell him he is the greatest, or the guy that whispers sweet nothings and praise into his ear so that he can turn him?  

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of stachional boltonism, dude, but at least it's an ethos.

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I am a shamed he is our president.

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7 hours ago, TornACL said:

It's just so stupid. Everything in Trumps orbit is just so incredibly stupid. 

Unfortunately, we're all in the orbit of stupid.  Every American and much of the world is in this together.  DOTARD's orbit of stupid is a black hole that is sucking in our judicial system, education, medical and general health.  And it's accelerating because nobody knows what could happen in November, so we got to break shit now and in the next few months.  This is what's happening.  It doesn't even make sense to deny COVID testing to Texas or anywhere he has potential voters but there he is, threatening to withhold testing at his own rally.  Wearing a mask is against him--wtf how?  How does this even make sense?  

How do you debate against this orbit of stupid? We're all pulling for Joe to bth out of a jumbo sized toddler on a stage which a) isn't going to happen because b) it's a damn toddler and it makes rules that nobody with gravity or common sense can understand.  Kelly Ann Conway is still one of his apologizers (White House aides) and she just word vomits on a camera.   They laugh, cheer and celebrate him drinking a glass of water with one hand and walking down a ramp--not together either.  He says nothing, he's put forth no actual legislation--only repeals, lies, cheats and destroys which somehow benefits his cult.

And we're supposed to believe that we can survive 4 more years of this?  The elderly said hell, we're dying so nothing will survive.  Unions voted for this assclown that threatens them. Cubans voted for him even though he's against Latinos--like racists separate shades of brown.  Elderly vote for him even though he threatens them with COVID.  Religious vote for him even though he can't name a bible verse, has broken every commandment and undoes legislation to destroy the ones he hasn't. Middle class Anglos back him even though he threatens their SS, Medicare/caid and now 401ks.  His selling points are he's Republican, White, racist and ran a fake show about him not bankrupting businesses.  He's burning down everything and they pay him to do it--his campaign contributions go into his pocket.  He no longer really needs businesses to function because he's got the treasury and bailout money and uses the military to protect his properties.  But Republicans also think they'll control this illness and get richer in the meantime while securing their future.  Or maybe they're just taking it with them. 

And Democrats are so used to fkg themselves they feel unloved otherwise-- judging our own in accordance to appeal to every race, demographic, history and subtext.  We've already tried to impeach so can't do it again--what's the point?  How about you're the only line of defense?  And for the asshats on both sides, It's like going into a restaurant and telling the waiter the steak is too rare, I'll go with the bowl of shit, but bleach the hell out of it so it doesn't look like shit. And I want everybody to eat it with me.  

I don't get it.  Yeah, I'm fine today but let's all stock up on guns and ammo in case the government we create goes off the rails.  This ship isn't going to be righted easily when almost half the population is against science, logic, affordable medicine and education and things like clean air and water.  We're all going to eat a bowl of shit, probably bathe in it and when it's all wrecked, so will Trump. Except he'll be too senile to understand what he's eating--only that he can pass it down with a glass of water he can hold with one hand.  

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No, the other Johnson.  

Trump:  "We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."  

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