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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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Did we already know that Ft. Bend ISD has suspended classes for two weeks?

And the Humble ISD superintendent just tweeted that the district will be out next week (on SB this week)

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2 minutes ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

Whoops - misread that.  I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before WDW succumbs to the same fate.

Still, it's pretty fucking insane. From a vanity fair article:

"It’s only the fourth time in history that Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., has fully suspended operations. The other instances were the Sept. 11 attacks, the morning after JFK’s assassination and the Northridge earthquake." 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah good luck enforcing that. 

When they do an Italy and shutdown all businesses except for pharmacies and groceries you won't have much of a choice.  Except for HEB.  It'll be closed.

22 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

I'm really enjoying this.  I'm having a lot of "end of the world sex".  In fact, I haven't this much sex since I was a boy scout leader

Are you the gay formerly known as NawlinsBoi?

33 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Disneyland is closing March 14th through the end of the month

Only the 4th time ever.

9/11
Northridge earthquake
JFK's national day of mourning 

Ccisd just announced they are closed next week

My kids came home with a form from Dallas ISD saying they will inform parents on March 19th if school will resume after Spring Break or if DISD will go to online learning. My 6th grader is getting a Chrome Book to bring home to work on. I'm imagining DISD will make the determination to close a week longer. 

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Just now, UT_OB1 said:

Ccisd just announced they are closed next week

Copperas cove?  Corpus Christi?

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8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Did we already know that Ft. Bend ISD has suspended classes for two weeks?

And the Humble ISD superintendent just tweeted that the district will be out next week (on SB this week)

so they will get three weeks 

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Copperas cove?  Corpus Christi?

Ha my bad. Clearly creek. Houston area. Does corpus really use cc?  Would have imagined Texas wouldn’t allow the same initials 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Copperas cove?  Corpus Christi?

Colin County?

Just now, UT_OB1 said:

Ha my bad. Clearly creek. Houston area. Does corpus really use cc?  Would have imagined Texas wouldn’t allow the same initials 

There are three DISD’s that touch each other with Dallas, DeSoto, Duncanville alone. 

1 minute ago, UT_OB1 said:

Ha my bad. Clearly creek. Houston area. Does corpus really use cc?  Would have imagined Texas wouldn’t allow the same initials 

There’s approximately 1539474 LISDs

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Fuck that guy!

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah good luck enforcing that. 

I'm sure the threat of arrest will be enough for most to follow the rules.

Los Angeles has so few tests they’re only saving them for the olds. Otherwise they are doing virtual screens. 

3 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Fuck that guy!

I'm sure the threat of arrest will be enough for most to follow the rules.

Put his shit on blast and maybe shame of his dumbass being exposed will cause him to change mind or a tent-mate to come forward. 
 

 

ohio state extending spring break and online only instruction for the remainder of the semester

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Live streams of pro athletes playing video games? 

ESPN should switch to esports and focus on the women gamers of Twitch.

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Although for some reason the hot ones randomly take selfies and do cosplay instead of play video games.

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Cy-Fair ISD, third largest in Texas by enrollment, closed for at least one more week (spring break was this week).
 

That means our daycare is closed. Fuck everything. My company has not given the word yet and today is the end of the work week. What a mess.
2 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Legit. Been hacking for two days and everyone eye balling me. IT'S ALLERGIES, I SWEAR! 

Use this to get to the front of lines.  Works.  According to a friend.  

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

There’s approximately 1539474 LISDs

Lampasas, Llano, Laredo, Livingston... I'm sure there are more

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

So this guy needs a good doxxing, then beating if he's not telling exactly what was going on.  

 

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County commissioners declared a public health emergency on Thursday, a day after the city of Houston and Harris County declared similar emergencies.

As officials urged calm and common sense advice on preventing the spread of the illness during a Wednesday press conference, it may have come too late. The RodeoHouston BBQ on Feb. 28 was attended by the Patton Village officer that's been identified as Montgomery County's non-travel related coronavirus patient.

On March 12, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo said the officer is not cooperating with officials, adding that he's not telling them which tent he was patrolling.

 

 

https://abc13.com/health/what-we-know-about-the-18-houston-area-coronavirus-cases/5999764/

Just got back from HEB, and they had plenty of beer.

CHIEF

Well, it's official then - the shit has truly hit the fan.  No one is more money hungry than The Mouse.

I posted this earlier, but WDW has only closed operations for a total of 7 days in all of its existence.  This will over double that closure day count.  Ho-Lee-Fuk.



Yet somehow the Austin Rodeo is still not cancelled.
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Just got back from HEB, and they had plenty of beer.

CHIEF

See, now this is the info we need.  Good work.

2 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Yet somehow the Austin Rodeo is still not cancelled.

 

 

This is Darwinism at work if people still go to this. 

1 minute ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


Yet somehow the Austin Rodeo is still not cancelled.

 

 

Tickets are half off! Get 'em while they're hot!

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

You'd think Daniel Figurelli would know to cooperate by now.

Eanes sent all the kids home with e-learning materials today. They have not added a week to Spring Break...yet, but it appears they are preparing to do so.

Los Angeles has so few tests they’re only saving them for the olds. Otherwise they are doing virtual screens. 
Seems the old will soon be dead anyway. Use it on the young people who can afford to pay for the test.

Coordinated world efforts are about the meet dumbfuck, anti-anybody else, southern rednecks. That’s gotta be a fun job.

this seems awesome!

 

41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Welp, the entire US is going on a 4 week quarantine starting within the next week or two. Have audio from a friend (who is also in healthcare) that i cant figure out how to upload but seems legit

Did he say an Arlington hospital had confirmed cases of CV?

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

What the hells going to be on ESPN?  Sportscenter in a week, checking in on sick players.

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maintains social distancing, and any fluids are going to result from serious injury to one or more limbs, so cv will be far down the list of worries.  

Also this maintains social distancing between athletes   

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

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maintains social distancing, and any fluids are going to result from serious injury to one or more limbs, so cv will be far down the list of worries.  

Also this maintains social distancing between athletes   

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Dude, timber sports and strong man competitions would be the best programming lineup they've had since Stuart Scott died.  Count me in.

1 hour ago, Dilligas said:

Just stopped into my neighborhood bar south of Blanco and the daily drinkers in there are fuckin clueless. Most of the bastards never wash their hands after pissing and appear to have no clue what is coming. I try not to touch the bar anyway but today was extra conscious. May have to boycott it for the next few weeks. Got the "more people die of the flu" comment.

HEY! No reason to talk about certain CR posters in BadaBing

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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maintains social distancing, and any fluids are going to result from serious injury to one or more limbs, so cv will be far down the list of worries.  

Also this maintains social distancing between athletes   

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Probably do reruns of the Ocho from previous years

What's with the vent/snorkel on the cooler? I feel like I missed out on some important engineering somewhere along the way. spacer.png

somebody is going to be cranky

 

If anyone is interested, tickets are cheap.

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Dude, timber sports and strong man competitions would be the best programming lineup they've had since Stuart Scott died.  Count me in.


I see somebody has never seen the Ocho.
7 minutes ago, Loco said:

somebody is going to be cranky

 

What the fuck do people in Rome know about Catholicism compared to Icono?

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12 minutes ago, Loco said:

somebody is going to be cranky

 

Male children in Rome are safer than they’ve been in 100 years

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