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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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CNN just added GA to the cryon of states the election will come down to, so that's positive.

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2 minutes ago, UTDD said:

I've looked at Georgia really carefully, it's less than 300k with pretty big totals still out there, Biden really does have a shot there.

I don't know if Biden will win it. But the AA vote has to be given praise. At the very least, the tightness of this race is helping the narrative that this is not Trump's win. Narrative matters now.

At some point, Trump will declare victory because he won more states.


Jesus, shut the fuck up.
The dumbest mofos on this site would do a better job blackout drunk and covered in their own vomit than Trump


Sounds like I can count on your vote.
5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Husband of Jen O'Malley-Dillon, Biden Campaign Manager -

 

 

Neat? I'll beleive it when I see it.

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At some point, Trump will declare victory because he won more states.


Jesus, shut the fuck up.
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Husband of Jen O'Malley-Dillon, Biden Campaign Manager -

 

 

Yea that’s nice and all but what do you expect the campaign managers husband to say?  Lol 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The gap keeps narrowing even though Fulton County has stopped counting for the evening. We discussed it earlier and it was over 300K. Right now it's less than 275K.

Now under 250K. Needle calling it a coin flip still looks correct.

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

The dumbest mofos on this site would do a better job blackout drunk and covered in their own vomit than Trump

I can start tomorrow. 

Heat check. This is pretty simple. Assuming Biden wins Wisconsin, Trump has to win MI, PA, and the newly-swingy GA. All three.

Any one and Biden wins. 

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

 

All y'all need to consider the source here - RCP is pretty conservative and Trende saying this is good news for Biden.

Quit stressing NV yall.

Clinton only won Washoe by 2700.

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I'm calling it now, Trump is about to declare victory !

Next up in the bourbon glass is some four roses single barrel. 

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

You guys were dreaming if you expected a mass repudiation of Trump. The best we can hope for is that it will die out as his useless fuck supporters die out and get replaced with a hopefully smarter, more selfless generation of people

That generation is going to be so loaded with debt from college, healthcare costs, housing--I can't even fathom it or know how to spin it. 

14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Trump is gonna look like a sack of steaming shit when he makes his statement

That’s not any different than the way he usually looks!

Iowa is a strange place. They don’t seemed moved that trump destroyed their trade with China, Trump wants to deport their labor force, and covid is skyrocketing there. I thought they might actually say that all of the above is bad.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Twitter flagged Trumps tweet

Lulz.  You know they have just been waiting for that all night considering he's telegraphed this play for months.

45 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That was @SydneyCarton.  Haven’t seen him post in hours. Maybe a welfare check is in order. 

Man I am not in great shape. But thanks for asking. 

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Biden up 14k in Washoe. Ralston calls that big for Biden. Hillary won Washoe by just 2700.




2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Twitter flagged Trumps tweet

Well it was a dangerous lie. They aren't counting votes cast after the "poles" closed, they are counting ballots legally cast. I can't believe this asshole gets away with this shit. I hate this country, even if Joe wins, the fact that its close is fucking pathetic as fuck.

Just now, APMP said:

Biden up 14k in Washoe. Ralston calls that big for Biden. Hillary won Washoe by just 2700.

 

 

 

 

Boom. He got that likely he wins the state. 

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

16 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Trump is gonna look like a sack of steaming shit when he makes his statement

Sometimes perception equals reality.

2 minutes ago, heso said:

Next up in the bourbon glass is some four roses single barrel. 

Going with another one of those 11% Wisconsin dessert beers. Last time I opened one we got that Arizona home run.

14 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

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James May What GIF by DriveTribe

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So Iowa liked Obama, and now likes Trump? WTF is up with that? It doesn't seem like racism, what is going on there?

I think we have to admit a lot of these people are idiots but not necessarily racist.  This election seems to be proving just that so far. 

Well, this seems so similar to Texas OSU/OU/Texas Tech doesn't it?  Never an easy time...

Just now, BradInATX said:

Going with another one of those 11% Wisconsin dessert beers. Last time I opened one we got that Arizona home run.

When I finished the Blantons, GA came back into play so hopefully this brings some more good news. 

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

That generation is going to be so loaded with debt from college, healthcare costs, housing--I can't even fathom it or know how to spin it. 

True but we can still vote yo. 

Santorum smug as hell on CNN.
Yep. What a cocksucker.

Also for those that missed the DT tweet
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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

I think we have to admit a lot of these people are idiots but not necessarily racist.  This election seems to be proving just that so far. 

Seems like Education is the biggest predictor. 

Arizona tightening up. A big batch from Pima County came in that was Trump 14K-5K

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Heat check. This is pretty simple. Assuming Biden wins Wisconsin, Trump has to win MI, PA, and the newly-swingy GA. All three.

Any one and Biden wins. 

I’m looking at 51-47 Trump in WI right now. I can’t believe this shit is this close.

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

Don't stop.  Just drink all night.

30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

It is a big deal because correct me if I’m wrong, but if Biden gets Wisconsin then he only needs Michigan or Pennsylvania? An either or situation.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

That generation is going to be so loaded with debt from college, healthcare costs, housing--I can't even fathom it or know how to spin it. 

reminds me of a conversation earlier tonight...18 yoa niece at UNT calls earlier with anxiety attack, super stressed out, this is her first obviously. i tried to give her pointers how to get through tonight. 

my go-to line of reassurance: "no matter what happens tonight, you'll be okay, your day-to-day life really won't be affected..."

her: "wtf are you talking about, OF COURSE my day-to-day could change if Biden wins!"

me: "uh...oh...yeah...college freshman during covid...er...try some yoga?"

i honestly felt bad...haven't heard from her again tonight, i'm kinda worried, but hopefully she just went to bed early and will wake up to some better news. 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Yep. What a cocksucker.

Also for those that missed the DT tweet
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Why the fuck does it look like this??

12 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

You guys were dreaming if you expected a mass repudiation of Trump. The best we can hope for is that it will die out as his useless fuck supporters die out and get replaced with a hopefully smarter, more selfless generation of people

 

Lots of the trumptards I've seen driving around with their small dick trucks are younger guys. It'll take them awhile to die out.

 

 

9 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Who is this fat fuck on cnn?

I’m not on CNN

3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I have to get up at 6 to get the kids ready for school/daycare. Start work (from home) at 7. What time do I stop drinking and go to bed? 

I don't know. I don't drink, don't have kids, and don't work until 10.

Good luck with your morning. 

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