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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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GA is gonna be tighter than a virgin’s honeypot.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Oh look Ukraine.

 

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

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Rudy did that on camera last week.

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Don't accept a beverage from Big Ben or go near the bathroom if he's there.

43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

that needs to go in the Holy Shit thread

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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hopefully he has access to sharp objects and pistols 

Weird they’re not beating or gassing the protestors 

4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Don't accept a beverage from Big Ben or go near the bathroom if he's there.

Well not like they’ll have to be well rested this week.

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Michael Rapaport nails another one:

 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Forget it they’re rolling.

Rick Santorum is a prolapsed anus.

Just now, kevwun said:

Rick Santorum is a prolapsed anus.

See what I'm dealing with here?
 

 

51 minutes ago, cattail said:

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   I made a call to some family in the ATL and said don't show up at Thanksgiving if you don't vote.......

11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

that needs to go in the Holy Shit thread

Good. Good for them. 

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Switched to Fox News just in time to see Laura Ingraham ask Newt Gingrich how powerful Trump will become if the corrupt Dems make him a martyr, and Newt responding he’s being forced into a position of having to fight the corrupt forces conspiring against him.  Also threw in a Lincoln comparison and more references to fighting.

Murdoch needs to get his opinion blowhard block in check.

Newt is lamenting the loss of that cushy job his wife got that allows him to live in the Vatican.

5 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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what do the 2 stars mean next to the ag tag?

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

These people are so goddamned dumb. 

26 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Bro...

This is exactly what's going on.  

  Hard to charge your phone when your are on that ass 24/7!!!!  Lol

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Switched to Fox News just in time to see Laura Ingraham ask Newt Gingrich how powerful Trump will become if the corrupt Dems make him a martyr, and Newt responding he’s being forced into a position of having to fight the corrupt forces conspiring against him.  Also threw in a Lincoln comparison and more references to fighting.

Murdoch needs to get his opinion blowhard block in check.

They’re positioning for Trump TV to grift the rubes for the next 10 years 

6 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

hahaha, liiiiike raaaaaiin.....

It's like a dog chasing its tail. 

44 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

GDit, I can relate.  At least I make up some at the buffet. 

 

41 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Lady Gaga?  Does Cher know about this? 

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Michael Rapaport nails another one:

 

Watched twice. That was cathartic. Thanks for posting 

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Switched to Fox News just in time to see Laura Ingraham ask Newt Gingrich how powerful Trump will become if the corrupt Dems make him a martyr, and Newt responding he’s being forced into a position of having to fight the corrupt forces conspiring against him.  Also threw in a Lincoln comparison and more references to fighting.

Murdoch needs to get his opinion blowhard block in check.

Why? Those tears are delicious. 

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Switched to Fox News just in time to see Laura Ingraham ask Newt Gingrich how powerful Trump will become if the corrupt Dems make him a martyr, and Newt responding he’s being forced into a position of having to fight the corrupt forces conspiring against him.  Also threw in a Lincoln comparison and more references to fighting.

that's not a lincoln comparison, that's an obi wan comparison.

7 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

hahaha, liiiiike raaaaaiin.....

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4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This shit is only going to get worse.
 

Don't worry, they'll move to the bargaining stage by tomorrow night.

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

These people are so goddamned dumb. 

So dumb even Monty Python couldn’t get away with this sketch. 

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