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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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13 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Philly needs to be the one who puts in the knife.

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  • I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

  • This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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Why are  yall even bothering to watch him? just tune it out

networks shouldnt air him

18 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oh boy

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

We ready!

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4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah my employees said "We have the Supreme Court so Biden is fucked" multiple today. Another showed me maps that were mostly red saying it was bullshit the blue could win with this kind of map. Anyone know of someone looking for a job?

You should point to the map of DC and compare the population size to Wyoming and then tell him that DC doesn't even count.  Ask him where his grievance is with that.

Any chance he conce.....ahh fuck it I can't even finish that.

Dem votes = illegal 

Love the chyron. Without Any Evidence, Trump Says He's Being Cheated

MSNBC just cut him off.  Went back to the AZ Secretary of State

 

Holy shit. He’s nutso. If you count the legal votes I won. Doubling down. 
 

No wonder the military is jumpy. 

This fucking guy. Enough with you.  GTFO

Exactly what I thought
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Yeah.  About that.  That old pesky Senate might not agree.
 

It's cool she said I could crash on her couch on my way to block walk the GA Sen runoffs.

One of the few non-insane people in my extended family lives i in ATL.  I might have to ask her if I can use her mailing address to get a mail-in ballot.

I had to quit listening.  I was getting cramps in both hands from having my middle fingers extended with no letup.

 

haha i love how MSNBC DGAF anymore and just interrupts him right out of the gate saying

 

Get the fuck out you miserable cunt. 

is this the low watermark of the confederacy?

CNN had “without any evidence, Trump says he’s being cheated” on the ticker lol

Historic numbers of Black voters? Lulz Trump is a liar

A lil' mood music, just in case things  unfold just right tonight (no jinx ...):

If I'm sober enough whenever the news hits, I'm probably gonna roll through some of the neighborhoods where I've seen Trump signs bumping this like I was still a dumbass 16-year old kid.  Can't be said enough -  fuck Donald Trump.

He sounds defeated 

I hope the rest of the world understands that taking days to count everything is normal, and only necessary to determine a winner in cases of close EC races with very close state vote totals. 

HA. Now he's saying polls kept Trump voters at home. 

I mean if you saw your candidate might lose, wouldn't you most definitely go out to vote?

Media polling was election interference?!

The problem is that this shit is going to work.  His base is about to lose whatever is left of its mind.

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He’s reading off stats like Mack in a post-OU beat down presser.

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He sounds like Milton when he mumbles.

Trump fails to understand that republicans voted against him and voted for republican congressmen and senators. It was a referendum of the orange piece of crap.

5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

So ready for tonight....

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Somehow I am still shocked.  Fuck every single one of you lurking on this thread who voted for this fucking wanna be autocrat or a third party. Get fucked. 

I will never come to grips with the fact that the former president of our country wears a mask of orange makeup. It's so ridiculous.

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