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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 I have no idea what the next few years will bring, but it won't be pretty.

It will bring the end of Rush shortly.

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I bet I’m one of the only people in here waiting to have my first drink of the week when it’s called for Biden. I don’t care if it happens at 7am, I’m having a tall glass of Blanton’s neat. 

48 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Individual 1 term President. 

Pay this man his rep. I’m all out

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump came off as such a total loser in that speech tonight, it's no wonder TexAgs loves him so much.

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We're a laughingstock bunch of jarring freaks! Texas A&M

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I think that we are going to see an impeachment and removal. GOP is done with this trash time to take it out.

No way this happens. Pelosi won’t impeach. 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Come on down to the nawf east side of austin.  We got something for you.

I'd also love see some trumpkins take on the Drank Blvd crew.

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Suuuuuuurrrrre. Most of them couldn't waddle down the block. 

Plus I don’t think he understands that there are more trumpers that have 15 guns but just as many Democrats as republicans have 1-3 guns. Hell they are always bitching about the gun death rate in Chicago. Who do they think they’d be fighting there?

Hinton’ ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got a gun. 

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4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Can Biden take the lead in GA or PA? This is going on for too long.

Do what I'm doing: have a drink to Captain Humayun Khan, and imagine Donny slowly twisting in the wind, also waiting for results.

1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

It will bring the end of Rush shortly.

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

In the "yep he's still alive" category, if Biden wins then Trump will join Jimmy Carter as the only living Presidents who lost reelection bids. 

Both terrible presidents.  Difference being Carter is a good man.

I wish I was as confident as some of y’all. No way I’m celebrating till it’s a 100% sure. Would not mind at all if Trump keeled over now from an aneurysm either. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

No way this happens. Pelosi won’t impeach. 

This. Nancy will watch him slowly choke to death on his own blood while drinking martinis and laughing

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Get em Tom!

He's a beautiful writer

 

 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Is Tucker about to take another unannounced vacation?  Because that's running against what the rest of Murdoch's empire here in the US is pushing.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Both terrible presidents.  Difference being Carter is a good man.

Well below average president vs. historically terrible and destructive president. Also, a very good man vs. a historically terrible child.

In the "yep he's still alive" category, if Biden wins then Trump will join Jimmy Carter as the only living Presidents who lost reelection bids. 

How many others are there?

Pretty small list.
6 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Don't be scared of Donald Trump while he's a lame duck. He's going to spend all his time trying to squeeze as much money from the federal government into his properties.

So just like before he was a lame duck

Through August:

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President Trump has visited or stayed at one or more of his properties on 394 separate days since becoming president. That figure amounts to almost one third of his time in office at one of his properties, or well over a year of his presidency.

 

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Come on down to the nawf east side of austin.  We got something for you.

I'd also love see some trumpkins take on the Drank Blvd crew.

Yea, they should qualify their completely imaginary stat: 60-70% of REGISTERED firearms. 

He should be banned as soon as Biden is sworn in for all the shit he's said the last 4 years that would have gotten anyone else kicked off the platform.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's a beautiful writer

 

 

Well said...I’d have also accepted “fuck your feelings”

 
 
Cool. Try me. I have the high ground and the weapons.

The whole 2nd amendment crowd actually doing shit is a nothing more than NRA porn to sell guns.

Federal Election Commissioner 

 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus I don’t think he understands that there are more trumpers that have 15 guns but just as many Democrats as republicans have 1-3 guns. Hell they are always bitching about the gun death rate in Chicago. Who do they think they’d be fighting there?

Hinton’ ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got a gun. 

Bitch, I’ve got nine guns.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

she will if mcconnell tells her it's time to take out the trash.

If anything, McConnell would force resignation with the credible threat of impeachment and removal.  I don’t think he will do that but I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump resigns on his own to get a blanket pardon from Pence for federal crimes.  He’s still liable for State crimes.  Anyway, Trump isn’t getting impeached again. It’s too exhausting on everyone involved and nothing to be gained politically. 

It would be great if Fox, CNN, and ABC also had a Zoom call together, all broadcasting at the same time to call all of the states together. 

And Liiiive from Pennsylvania, it’s President Biden!
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is Tucker about to take another unannounced vacation?  Because that's running against what the rest of Murdoch's empire here in the US is pushing.

Obviously about to make the jump to oan 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If anything, McConnell would force resignation with the credible threat of impeachment and removal.  I don’t think he will do that but I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump resigns on his own to get a blanket pardon from Pence for federal crimes.  He’s still liable for State crimes.  Anyway, Trump isn’t getting impeached again. It’s too exhausting on everyone involved and nothing to be gained politically. 

There is no way Donald Trump resigns. 

14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Maybe so but women have half the money and all the pussy.

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We've had Veep in real life the last 4 years, may as well end it the same way

Just now, immamac said:

There is no way Donald Trump resigns. 

He’ll resign the morning of inauguration so Pence can pardon him.

22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Can we bring back stoning?  

Just now, Mo Horn said:

We've had Veep in real life the last 4 years, may as well end it the same way

Or...

 

Plus I don’t think he understands that there are more trumpers that have 15 guns but just as many Democrats as republicans have 1-3 guns. Hell they are always bitching about the gun death rate in Chicago. Who do they think they’d be fighting there?
Hinton’ ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got a gun. 

All those guys in Chicago that are causing all that violence.

They don’t vote.

Carry on

lol

The memes and funny takes on social media are the only thing keeping me sane at this point.

3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


And Liiiive from Pennsylvania, it’s President Biden!

Jesus snl cold open will be appointment tv this weekend 

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Call it cowards! Before 11pm please

Pennsylvania gap is going down 5k an hour. Idk how this could end tonight. 53k gap remaining

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