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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

On the Trumporists who were arrested in Pennsylvania last night -
 

 


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Just soldiers for dear leader.

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5 minutes ago, G650 said:

So Allegheny was a military dump. 4:1 Biden. About that whole military breaking for Trump thing...

This is one of 80 other data points that show PA is going Biden. Networks waiting for recount threshold is way too cautious. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL Rick Santorum just rolled on Trump....

He finally gave up on carrying his water? 

Listened to some conservative talk radio for the first time in over a decade.  It's glorious. The combination of pure absurdly mixed with the depression is a comedy gold mine.

 

Hearing Mark Levin ask himself "where's the evidence?" And answer "I don't have any evidence" like it was a good argument? Hearing that Rush apparently peddles Qanon level conspiracy theories? Chefs kiss.

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1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

This is one of 80 other data points that show PA is going Biden. Networks waiting for recount threshold is way too cautious. 

Yes. Completely 

Just now, Bevo14 said:

He finally gave up on carrying his water? 

Basically "if this was fraud it was really bad fraud, and what I see from the numbers don't support that when you just step back and look at it". Went on to elaborate about turnout being down in Philly, Trump actually carrying more etc.  

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

This is one of 80 other data points that show PA is going Biden. Networks waiting for recount threshold is way too cautious. 

The number of outstanding provisional ballots is the only thing keeping them from calling it. It’ll get there tonight or tomorrow 


“Biden is achieving a few victories for evil, but God will win the war.” How does a lifelong Christian make such a statement?

Easy. They call themselves Christians but don’t actually follow the basic premises of Christianity.

And they are psycho crybabies.
7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I'm dead.

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Call this shit so bovada can give me my damn money before the games tomorrow 

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

He finally gave up on carrying his water? 

Sort of. His next chance to speak he said that actually this election was very successful for Trump and proved America wasn't going to be a "Socialist country". And that that was the express purpose of Trump's campaign. Then went on to explain how the GOP is in a great position for 2022.

Fuck him, he's still full of shit.

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Just now, UncleSonny said:

Sort of. His next chance to speak he said that actually this election was very successful for Trump and proved America wasn't going to be a "Socialist country". And that that was the express purpose of Trump's campaign. Then went on to explain how the GOP is in a great position for 2022 and Trump's express purpose this election was to defeat the socialists.

Fuck him, he's still full of shit.

Yea he did back up a bit...but still ultimately when it comes to Trump and him winning this election, he rolled on him

3 minutes ago, fellside said:

Listened to some conservative talk radio for the first time in over a decade.  It's glorious. The combination of pure absurdly mixed with the depression is a comedy gold mine.

 

Hearing Mark Levin ask himself "where's the evidence?" And answer "I don't have any evidence" like it was a good argument? Hearing that Rush apparently peddles Qanon level conspiracy theories? Chefs kiss.

Until you realize that ~30% of the populace eats. that. shit. up. 

12 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

Yeah, I would wait until the media calls states to 270. Patience, let them count.

We have to be as sensitive as we can for the "fuck your feelings" crowd.

58 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

In 1987(?) I paid $30 to see Tyson fight Spinks on closed circuit at the Erwin Center. Had to piss right before the start, missed the opening bell, and before I got to my seat the shit was over. Think it was like 80 seconds or something like that.

No exaggeration, I would pay 100X that amount to see the event you describe if I could be guaranteed that orange fuckface would attempt to physically resist....

I think we all realize that Donald Trump is completely incapable of any real resistance: physical, legal, coordinated, full of loyal supporters, impassioned, literally anything. They're going to wave a golf club in front of the Oval Office window, and he'll walk right out.

8 minutes ago, Woland said:

“Biden is achieving a few victories for evil, but God will win the war.” How does a lifelong Christian make such a statement?

Because too them, Biden is a Catholic, not a Christian.  Donald Trump is the One True Christian or something.

OK, let's be serious for a minute. Obviously the Liberals cheated like crazy, and may even get away with it-- for now.

You know people who are on the edge about it. They don't know where to turn. They don't know how to help our president-- the REAL president, President Trump.

But they do. They do have someone. They have the most loyal follower of the president: Senator (Coach) Tuberville.

Coach doesn't care if your Maga friends aren't actually from Alabama. If they know deep in their hearts all the ways the Demoncrats stole the election, then they are Alabamians deep down where it counts, in their beating, vengeful, righteously rage-filled hearts.

TAKE ACTION! Connect all your friends and family to Coach, have them spill out their stories, suspicions, and forwarded tales to Coach's email and phone lines. His staff will thank you.

https://tommyforsenate.com/

contact@tommyforsenate.com

PO Box 3071, Auburn, Alabama 36831

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c'mon down and buy a mobile home. Or don't I don't care.

Hey, the Supremes are weighing in.

 

Edit: On CNN.  Alito ordered that PA keep ballots that arrived after Election Day to be separated.

 

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As a veteran I love to see this. 

 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, the Supremes are weighing in.

 

 

 

 

45 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just drove through Burnet a coupla hours ago. Guy and a gal with truck and trailer draped in Trump flags in the lot of the thrift store (I think) yelling and holding signs about democrats cheating etc.

Seriously, they got all dressed up, made signs, and drove out there to shout unsupported nonsense. And they looked exactly how you’d expect.

Also saw a one-armed dude driving a golf cart at the gas station in Brady. That was cool. Shoulda waved at him.

Probably wise to not wave.  Don’t want a one-armed dude taking his hand off the steering wheel to wave back.

Somebody needs to make a gif of Trump's head on Nelson Cruz in game 6...

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

As a veteran I love to see this. 

 

Fuck. Yes.

These fucking ballots will just further prove that Biden won the state.

The only thing they are useful for at this point is as evidence in a criminal conspiracy of the USPS delaying the mail in ballots. 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because too them, Biden is a Catholic, not a Christian.  Donald Trump is the One True Christian or something.

Shit the reactionary Catholics in my office refuse to believe Biden goes to Mass regularly. 

Some guy on Fox News just went on a 5 minute rant about how wrong the polls were and if the liberal pollsters actually talked to real Americans Trump would have won easily.

Looney tunes

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

They basically reserved the right to decide the election for Trump IF Pennsylvania would determine the winner and IF throwing out those ballots would put Trump over. 

Turns out I underestimated the voter turnout in PA. I said it was gonna be a race to 3.3 million. Both crossed that mark today. 

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

"BIG LEGAL WIN IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!" - Trump. 

Holy shit. I really didn’t know that TTomTerrific is an actual and complete fucking lunatic. Wow.

2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Shit the reactionary Catholics in my office refuse to believe Biden goes to Mass regularly. 

Y'know who else didn't go to mass regularly?

Hint: there were 12 of them.

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Some guy on Fox News just went on a 5 minute rant about how wrong the polls were and if the liberal pollsters actually talked to real Americans Trump would have won easily.

Looney tunes

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Probably wise to not wave.  Don’t want a one-armed dude taking his hand off the steering wheel to wave back.

I mean, it was Brady, he probably WAS an aggy, so....
Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy shit. I really didn’t know that TTomTerrific is an actual and complete fucking lunatic. Wow.

Don't forget @tjhooker, too.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Torbush. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy shit. I really didn’t know that TTomTerrific is an actual and complete fucking lunatic. Wow.

Yep.

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Probably wise to not wave.  Don’t want a one-armed dude taking his hand off the steering wheel to wave back.

Maybe he can wiggle his nub to Brisket. 

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Don't forget @tjhooker, too.

Yeah. He gave himself away when he started defending Ohio. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean, it was Brady, he probably WAS an aggy, so....

Touché 

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Y'know who else didn't go to mass regularly?

Hint: there were 12 of them.

The starting offense for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers?

This shit isn't done, you fucking bastards!!!! It isn't done until the voting is ALL counted. IF the fat fuck tries to call it early then we are going to the mattresses. Don't give in to that kind of bullshit thinking!!!!! All votes must be counted!!!

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Wow. I was so drunk, that I passed out shortly after this post, until around 1AM when Cheeto had his press conference claiming fraud. I couldn't remember if I kept my cool or lost my shit and posted like on a game thread cursing the Defense. 

9 minutes ago, heso said:

The only thing they are useful for at this point is as evidence in a criminal conspiracy of the USPS delaying the mail in ballots. 

And for this reason I am completely fine with carefully counting these separately.

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, the Supremes are weighing in.

 

Edit: On CNN.  Alito ordered that PA keep ballots that arrived after Election Day to be separated.

 

Did they say "Stop, in the name of Democracy.  Before you break our hearts."

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

They basically reserved the right to decide the election for Trump IF Pennsylvania would determine the winner and IF throwing out those ballots would put Trump over. 

Nah, I think its just the status quo. They would have segregated them anyway, or had a way to track them if there was an issue. I assume trump wanted them to not be counted at all, and that was not the order. And there will need to be evidence of a problem for them to be thrown out, which we know does not exist. Of course trump will call it a great victory and evidence of fraud because he is a lying piece of human garbage.  

1 minute ago, pantone159 said:

And for this reason I am completely fine with carefully counting these separately.

It wasn’t quite enough in Michigan or Pennsylvania to turn the state. It might have been enough in Georgia, we’ll see after then recount.

14 minutes ago, Yuk said:

We have to be as sensitive as we can for the "fuck your feelings" crowd.

You joke, but our qanon in-law and her bf are firmly in the "fuck your libtard feelings" crowd, and tonight she asked for thoughts and prayers, as she is having a really difficult time, and is having a hard time functioning (which, I can't tell the difference since she refuses to hold down a steady job, and relies on her dad and step-mom).  She said she's been feeling sick since Tuesday, and has barely been able to eat.

Want to start throwing her previous texts and FB postings back at her, but wife thinks she may really go over the deep end.

Her voting history shows that she has never voted before this week.  Trump did a damn fine job of finding the mentally ill and politically apathetic and getting them to vote for him.

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