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1 hour ago, texas08 said:

Dude is scared AF...when’s the last time he actually said the word god....damn, he’s screwed.

I'm shocked that he admitted to having felt bad, and that they will help him feel better.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Now's a perfect time for a rambling, nonsensical rant to reassure the nation. Bueno trabajo, pendejo!

He did toss in the part about Melania caring about the country, to counter the audio of her cursing the Christmas/decoration/etc. stuff.

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11 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Please tell me y’all are getting these jokes. I honestly can’t tell. 
 

First tweet is the Doom bathroom, second tweet is from 2001. 

I didn't at first, but then I wasn't sure if he did. It took me two tweets for me to go duh when I was reading below the Twitter account's original tweet.

 

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20 minutes ago, staboner said:

I am still holding out hope for long term illness. he loses a lung or some other organ. whore wife freaks out and evacuates to Kazakstan to become Ms. Ackbar Oil whore. Some next level Jackie Onassis shit. Children try to donate said organ and someone accidentally eats its for Thanksgiving and then they have to line up another child Trump for another organ. Procedure goes wrong and they accidentally cut his tiny dick off.

He loses the election in here somewhere. Whole family gets tossed into pound you in the ass prison where they can all finally have sex with each other. (...and then the Democrats come into power and reform the government top to bottom so this nightmare can never happen again). 

fuck me. almost choked on that last part.

But ya'll know me. I would never wish death on anyone. We good. Ya'll homies be cool. We all made it through Friday. Sorry our football still sucks. 

 

Go on 

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One week out from the probable event of MAGA infection. Hopefully no more of the WH employees (rank and file) will be exposed, but given that Pence said masks are still a choice, that is pretty sucky to have to work around. Do they even give the staff masks if they want them or do they have to locate them on their own? I'd be looking into the whole face shield mask gloves kit if I had to walk down those halls.

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In that video, he’s wearing the same cuff links from yesterday. Everything they do is smoke and mirrors.

He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

Couldn’t get anyone to bring him a change of clothes. Family probably rifling through his stuff taking anything of value, including drugs.
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Kind of shitty that these Covid deniers are checking into the hospital when they get some symptoms and freak out because they are obese.

The rest of America was told to lock themselves up in a room and try not to die.

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9 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:


Dancing days are here again....


 

As the remdesivir briefings grow

 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Is this a video edit to hide a coughing fit or a mini dry heave?
 

That's a shart, folks.

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30 minutes ago, shakahorn said:


He’s wearing the same clothes from yesterday, sans tie and perhaps pants.

Couldn’t get anyone to bring him a change of clothes. Family probably rifling through his stuff taking anything of value, including drugs.

Pretty sure he’s wearing a blue hospital gown with the back open!

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A friend sent me a text late last night I that I woke up to - it said Trump fever spiked he was unconscious and Penza was sworn in. There was a link. One guess what the link was to....


A buddy sent me one and it flipped to Wood, the porn star.
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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

They don’t want anyone to see just how big his McDonald’s order is. 

Au contraire, he'd be bragging about it.

But seriously, dude is supposedly feeling better, but ain't posting shit on twitter, and what little was posted besides the videos seems like typical Dan Scavino posting in his place.

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