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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah Reagan and his racist goon Lee Atwater are the spark that lit our current conflagration.
Reagan’s courting of Falwell and the religious right gave evangelicals political legitimacy and gave them power.

Reagan would be seen as a dirty lib by today’s current GQP but he’s definitely the founding father.

The man launched his presidential bid in Philadelphia, Mississippi and coined the term “welfare queen”, FFS.

I don't think he coined it, but I do think he raised that slur to national political discourse. Saying the quiet part out loud.

He got away with it like he did so much other hateful stuff that occured during to and subsequent to his watch because he was avuncular and, remarkably for someone not heroic, heroic to so many. America's absolute embrace of fraud.

Then the right starts ranting against Hollywood. Their favorite guy is a product of Hollywood. Two favorites if you count draft-dodging John Wayne. 

 

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Trump dying will be great for our country, but also hilarious because of the inevitable cocaine bender by Junior 

To be clear, Jr. is going to be celebrating, not mourning.  Oh, sure, he might be a little sad for a while.  And even more sad when he realizes there isn't nearly as much money as he thought.  He'll regret not partnering up with Jared to cozy up with the Saudis.  But ultimately it'll be freeing for him.  One less monkey on his back. 

To be clear, Jr. is going to be celebrating, not mourning.  Oh, sure, he might be a little sad for a while.  And even more sad when he realizes there isn't nearly as much money as he thought.  He'll regret not partnering up with Jared to cozy up with the Saudis.  But ultimately it'll be freeing for him.  One less monkey on his back. 

Bullshit. If there was a monkey on Jr’s back, he’d have tried to fuck it by now.

In terms of celebrating deaths of American traitors, who holds the number 2 spot behind Trump? 
 

Cruz, Hawley, MTG, Boebert, Gohmert, Gosar, Guiliani?

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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

In terms of celebrating deaths of American traitors, who holds the number 2 spot behind Trump? 
 

Cruz, Hawley, MTG, Boebert, Gohmert, Gosar, Guiliani?

McConnell. 

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

In terms of celebrating deaths of American traitors, who holds the number 2 spot behind Trump? 
 

Cruz, Hawley, MTG, Boebert, Gohmert, Gosar, Guiliani?

Kissinger is still alive ya know 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Trump dying will be great for our country

true, but any Republican dying is great for our country

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

In terms of celebrating deaths of American traitors, who holds the number 2 spot behind Trump? 
 

Cruz, Hawley, MTG, Boebert, Gohmert, Gosar, Guiliani?

That's the correct order right there ^^^

58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McConnell. 

Oh, wait: a challenger emerges.  

Nah, still Cruz, then Hawley.  McConnell is a scumbag but he keeps his mouth shut most of the time and will be gone -- retired or dead -- in 10 years.  Cruz and Hawley are in their prime and need to shut the fuck up.  

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

That's the correct order right there ^^^

Oh, wait: a challenger emerges.  

Nah, still Cruz, then Hawley.  McConnell is a scumbag but he keeps his mouth shut most of the time and will be gone -- retired or dead -- in 10 years.  Cruz and Hawley are in their prime and need to shut the fuck up.  

The turtle is the one who cratered both impeachment proceedings and denied witnesses and exhibits in the trial. He had the actual power to get some of the GOP to vote with the Democrats but instead he decided to work against the best interest of the country and to further the interests of our country‘s enemies. Fuck that guy. 

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The turtle is the one who cratered both impeachment proceedings and denied witnesses and exhibits in the trial. He had the actual power to get some of the GOP to vote with the Democrats but instead he decided to work against the best interest of the country and to further the interests of our country‘s enemies. Fuck that guy. 

Yes, he's the most powerful of those mentioned but he's far more subtle in his methods. Cruz is just an outright fuckstick. Boebert is ultimately meaningless -- she's a little yippy dog that is annoying but will never amount to anything. MTG is more of an issue but not near the #2 behind DOTARD. This is a fun question, though.

Names missing so far would be Jim Jordan and Ron Johnson, Kevin McCarthy and Mark Meadows. In all honesty, #2 probably isn't a politician. It's Tucker Carlson.

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Now that I noodle on this question a few more minutes, the answer is definitely Tucker Carlson.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

The turtle is the one who cratered both impeachment proceedings and denied witnesses and exhibits in the trial. He had the actual power to get some of the GOP to vote with the Democrats but instead he decided to work against the best interest of the country and to further the interests of our country‘s enemies. Fuck that guy. 

 

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yes, he's the most powerful of those mentioned but he's far more subtle in his methods. Cruz is just an outright fuckstick. Boebert is ultimately meaningless -- she's a little yippy dog that is annoying but will never amount to anything. MTG is more of an issue but not near the #2 behind DOTARD. This is a fun question, though.

Names missing so far would be Jim Jordan and Ron Johnson, Kevin McCarthy and Mark Meadows. In all honesty, #2 probably isn't a politician. It's Tucker Carlson.

His subtlety isn't a mitigating quality. It makes his treason worse because he does the most damage. The other clowns named all deserve their time on the gallows, but they're small potatoes compared to Moscow Mitch who has done a pretty good job of cloaking whatever shit he's done for China (and his own pockets) through his business marriage.

 

23 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Now that I noodle on this question a few more minutes, the answer is definitely Tucker Carlson.

Dammit. That’s a good answer 

16 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

His subtlety isn't a mitigating quality. It makes his treason worse because he does the most damage. The other clowns named all deserve their time on the gallows, but they're small potatoes compared to Moscow Mitch who has done a pretty good job of cloaking whatever shit he's done for China (and his own pockets) through his business marriage.

 

Yeah, don't mean to diminish all that Moscow Mitch has done. He's a real problem in that he subscribes to a lot of the GQP's terrible agenda and actually has the political know-how to get some of those things accomplished. He's not a total buffoon.

Dammit. That’s a good answer 

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3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

In terms of celebrating deaths of American traitors, who holds the number 2 spot behind Trump? 

sinema. 

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm down to bender.  i'm thinking a bar crawl where we all wear plastic trump masks and hit a lot of spots in west hollywood with unisex bathrooms where the doors lock.  i'll make a map.

How about everyone come to NYC.

sinema. 

I mean, she’s a pathetic opportunist devoid of integrity and honor, but there are quite a few higher up on my list.

For one, Roger Stone is still walking around…

That said, I’m IN [emoji817] for this trip:

bar crawl where we all wear plastic trump masks and hit a lot of spots in west hollywood with unisex bathrooms where the doors lock.  i'll make a map.

Mitch McConnell, Tucker Carlson, Clarence Thomas, W, Dick Cheney, and Ted Cruz are all in the running for varying reasons.  But none of them is anywhere close to Trump.

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3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Mitch McConnell, Tucker Carlson, Clarence Thomas, W, Dick Cheney, and Ted Cruz are all in the running for varying reasons.  But none of them is anywhere close to Trump.

Pretty much.  All of them are despicable one way or another, but Trump enabled each of them (save W and Cheney) the opportunity to double down.  

McConnell distanced himself from Trump, but at the same time, didn't put his foot on Trump's throat when he had the chance.  

 

 

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

Kissinger is still alive ya know 

I just watched a “Dean Martin Celebrity Roast of Bob Hope” that occurred sometime in the 70’s.  They had Kissinger on a remote from DC.  Damn, he seemed fairly senior then.  And still kicking.  Amazing.

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The campaign is a finely tuned machine, ready and able to answer to any crisis:

 

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The campaign is a finely tuned machine, ready and able to answer to any crisis:

 

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It's so utterly charming when he adorns any comment about a detractor with important adjectives like "unattractive."

She's also far more attractive than any of Klan Trump, and less enhanced.

Olivia Nuzzi Joins New York Mag As Washington Correspondent -- New York ...

The article in question. https://nymag.com/press/2022/12/donald-trumps-sad-lonely-run-for-reelection.html

References some early Trump stories in NY Mag that I'd like to dig up.

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Here's Olivia Nuzzi's new article in the New Yorker that has Trump not very happy.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-running-for-president-2024.htmlimage.png.c9ada98426077c336b5a9ceff6f42fbe.png

It's a long but decent read, though there's not anything new in it.  It mostly just portrays him as pathetic and lonely.  Here's my favorite bit:

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...he has barely set foot outside the perimeter of Mar-a-Lago. For 28 days, in fact, he has not left the state of Florida at all.

He is sensitive about this. He does not like what it suggests. So he does not accept the premise. “Sometimes I don’t even stay at Mar-a-Lago,” he told me. What do you mean you don’t stay there, I asked. Where do you stay? “I stay here,” he said, “but I am outside of Mar-a-Lago quite a bit. I’m always largely outside of Mar-a-Lago at meetings and various other things and events. I’m down in Miami. I go to Miami, I go to different places in Florida.”

What he means when he says “Miami” is that his SUV rolls down the driveway, past the pristine lawn set for croquet and through the Secret Service checkpoint at the gate, for the two-hour trip to another piece of Trump real estate, the Trump National in Doral, about eight miles from the airport in Miami-Dade County. There, he meets regularly with an impressive, ideologically diverse range of policy wonks, diplomats, and political theorists for conversations about the global economy and military conflicts and constitutional law and I’m kidding. He goes there to play golf.

 

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14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Here's where it ties to burial site and pissing on graves.  If he wants the pomp and circumstance of lying in state, that's gonna drive his death home for a lot of doubters.  There'll still be holdouts.  Likewise, if he wants to be buried at Arlington or a Presidential Library which falls under NARA protection...

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7 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's Olivia Nuzzi's new article in the New Yorker that has Trump not very happy.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-running-for-president-2024.htmlimage.png.c9ada98426077c336b5a9ceff6f42fbe.png

It's a long but decent read, though there's not anything new in it.  It mostly just portrays him as pathetic and lonely.  Here's my favorite bit:

 

New York Magazine isn’t the New Yorker.  Both are excellent, and I subscribe to both, but yeah, vastly different.

Does he understand verb tenses?  As President?  I have total immunity?  Also, does he understand that you can’t commit any crime you want as President?  Heads of State have been brought up on crimes literally dozens of times.  I know he thinks his base will believe this shit, but does he actually believe it too?  

Not sure why he’s pissing his Depends.  No one has the balls to charge him with anything…at all.

Here's one of those articles mentioned in the Nuzzi piece, from 1992.  https://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2015/07/donald-ivana-trump-divorce-prenup-marie-brenner

I thought he was a piece of shit going back a long way.  I had honestly thought either I was wrong or he could stop being a total piece of shit for a little while to be President (I have a tendency to give people benefit of the doubt when I don't have first hand knowledge of their shittiness).  I was wrong.

50 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Must have had a bad night:

 

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Also comical that his first defense is not that he did nothing wrong, but that he's immune.

Freud.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Here's one of those articles mentioned in the Nuzzi piece, from 1992.  https://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2015/07/donald-ivana-trump-divorce-prenup-marie-brenner

I thought he was a piece of shit going back a long way.  I had honestly thought either I was wrong or he could stop being a total piece of shit for a little while to be President (I have a tendency to give people benefit of the doubt when I don't have first hand knowledge of their shittiness).  I was wrong.

From that 1992 article:

Donald is a believer in the big-lie theory,” his lawyer had told me. “If you say something again and again, people will believe you.”

“One of my lawyers said that?” Trump said when I asked him about it. “I think if one of my lawyers said that, I’d like to know who it is, because I’d fire his ass. I’d like to find out who the scumbag is!”

SAD!!! 3 EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! 3!!!

Hahaha he's in pain and I love it.

One of these days that piece of shit is going to die and that day will instantly become a new American holiday

Please tell me Rudy and Eastman were in his ear the whole time telling him he had total immunity. 

Although, shit, he's still not in jail, so...

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Please tell me Rudy and Eastman were in his ear the whole time telling him he had total immunity. 

Although, shit, he's still not in jail, so...

It”s more of a gentleman’s agreement between the executive branch and the DOJ.

11 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's Olivia Nuzzi's new article in the New Yorker that has Trump not very happy.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/donald-trump-running-for-president-2024.htmlimage.png.c9ada98426077c336b5a9ceff6f42fbe.png

It's a long but decent read, though there's not anything new in it.  It mostly just portrays him as pathetic and lonely.  Here's my favorite bit:

 

Trump Doral, eh?

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

From that 1992 article:

Donald is a believer in the big-lie theory,” his lawyer had told me. “If you say something again and again, people will believe you.”

“One of my lawyers said that?” Trump said when I asked him about it. “I think if one of my lawyers said that, I’d like to know who it is, because I’d fire his ass. I’d like to find out who the scumbag is!”

I think it was Paul Joseph Goebbels, Esq.

”A lie told once remains a lie but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth.”


If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world.”
-Chomsky

Repeating truth thousands of times, what’s wrong with that?

“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” 
- Mark Twain

19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” 
- Mark Twain

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while Trump is putting on his golf shoes."

-D as in David 

“Trump lies as easily as you and I breathe.” 
 - WhatTheBuck

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Trump Doral, eh?

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8 hours ago, Bookman said:

One of these days that piece of shit is going to die and that day will instantly become a new American holiday

Do we all stand up and sing the national anthem?

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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Do we all stand up and sing the national anthem?

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Do we all stand up and sing the national anthem?

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Some of us even know the lyrics.

 

Trump Doral, eh?
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