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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun


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They're literally bringing their favorite hookers to work in the House.

Sounds like she was fucking one of the Koch brothers for money.

They for some reason introduced her to Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz did something, and it required a 75k donation that he paid to her. Possible blackmail.

Ted Cruz recently won the right to use campaign money to repay himself for loans to his campaign, if I remember right.

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

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15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

They're literally bringing their favorite hookers to work in the House.

Sounds like she was fucking one of the Koch brothers for money.

They for some reason introduced her to Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz did something, and it required a 75k donation that he paid to her. Possible blackmail.

Ted Cruz recently won the right to use campaign money to repay himself for loans to his campaign, if I remember right.

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

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And someone will have to watch it.
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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

Proper response should have been.

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38 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

So when this brings down Ted Cruz, we get Senator Huffines right?

I could see Abbott making a run at it.  He knows he won’t ever reach the White House outside of a cabinet position.  

But it’s 2022, which is really just 2020 too, which means in this timeline, our new senator would be…

 

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Am I the only one to learn from this thread that escorting is legal in Colorado with the proper licensure?

Is that why women have been leaving Texas for Colorado lately???  Gonna have to look into a transfer to Lockheed Space Systems 🤔

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I could see Abbott making a run at it.  He knows he won’t ever reach the White House outside of a cabinet position.  

But it’s 2022, which is really just 2020 too, which means in this timeline, our new senator would be…

 

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

That's interesting and fits with something I've observed about Mardi Gras. Everybody shows up for Fat Tuesday and the party, but how many start Lent the next day?

Here, everybody shows up to claim the righteousness of being a Christian without really bothering to learn even the basics of the New Covenant. This isn't garden variety hypocrisy which is largely unavoidable for Christians and the rest of us. It's absolute subversion of what they claim to be.

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