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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, ztejas said:

If Wulaw's math on the previous page was correct - the other 3 members of his party are/were around 20 drinks. 

If that's accurate - not sure how they are going to function tomorrow. 

The guys trying to recover the RV in the morning,

brad pitt dogs GIF

 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I am fucked up and ready for Sark to stunt on these hoes!!

TEXAS

FIGHT!!!!

🤘🏼

I'm really smashed right now. Send for help.

Jk.

Hook em. 

Horns: 50 - pigs: suck my dick, not enough. 

Bijan with 500 from scrimmage. 

 

 

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Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I have no idea why this thread isn’t showing up from tapa for me but we just walked in the door and 500 people got to their feet and mother fucked us. I’m in burnt orange head to toe but @RGBIIItryin to get us kilt

Jj’s?  Some bar near campus. Intense. I’m not sure if @RGBIIIgonna make it out alive. I gave a bow, took off my hat and then shot the crowd double rods. 

 

peep @RGBIII spacer.png

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

That whole crew and the RV are going to be on the side of a milk carton before it's all over.

The lap dance is always better when the stripper is cryin’

“Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
And polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five
In an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?”

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Posted

I woke up in the middle of the night and found this thread and can’t go to sleep.  This may beat Roman’s Great Adventure for best thread ever.  Well, maybe not, but close.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I woke up in the middle of the night and found this thread and can’t go to sleep.  This may beat Roman’s Great Adventure for best thread ever.  Well, maybe not, but close.

Give it time.  There are still over 6 hours before kick-off.

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Give it time.  There are still over 6 hours before kick-off.

I hope you mean football in general kick off. If you mean the Texas game I don’t envy your search of the cable channels to find it at 11 am. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Soliver465 said:

That whole crew and the RV are going to be on the side of a milk carton before it's all over.

No - this crew and the RV is going straight to a 3 hour, special edition of Dateline: 48 Hours.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Droopy said:

This is in the retirement plan for the wife and I. She loves football and tailgating, so plan to buy an RV and road trip all the away games and sprinkle in bucket list games as well. 

You will absolutely love it. Best time of my life was last year the 4 months on the road with my kids and all the fun stuff we did. And this trip has been great so far. 

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You guys are my new heroes:

  • Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him.
  • At that moment man finds his character.
  • And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

They will tell tales of this legendary trip and it will become lore.

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I'm wondering....

Which one of you comes back missing at least one tooth?

Which one of you comes back with a face tattoo?

Which one of you come back with gigantic cheetah print panties?

And which one of you doesn't come back?

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How many cholas are in the area? Any?

 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Springdale.

 

Siloam Springs, Pea Ridge, Gravette, Gentry, Rogers....

Lots are in the are Vic; but they tend not to congregate in Fayetteville.

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