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23 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m not sure it’s possible for a team to take this game on short notice.  If you’re not scheduled to play a bowl, I’m guessing most kids are home for Xmas.

They would come back. So during the entire Pandemic aggy gives zero fucks about Covid yet now it matters? I think this is the real reason! 

In addition to the outbreak and the injuries, Texas A&M also had tight end Jalen Wydermyer and running back Isaiah Spiller declare for the NFL draft. Quarterback Zach Calzada, who started 10 games this season, entered the transfer portal.

Suck fucking lying pussies.  🤣

44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. They are 100% ducking a good Wake Forest team that would come out hungry. I'm sure once the numbers started getting close they made sure to come up with enough opt outs. 

This is an all time aggy move. You can't lose if you don't play, especially if you don't play with a walk-on QB. 

After all, they own Bama. Why ruin such a great year with a loss?

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16 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Well where’s the 12th man at in all of this? These folks wait their entire lives for just such an opportunity.

“Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win forfeit a war.” ― George S. Patton Jr.
 
Fixed it.
28 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Hey Aggie, you play the game anyway. Look at what every other team is doing in every sport. Not a good look

I thought most aggys went both ways….same as teams years ago….so, what’s the problem?

3 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

This is an all time aggy move. You can't lose if you don't play, especially if you don't play with a walk-on QB. 

After all, they own Bama. Why ruin such a great year with a 5th loss?

FIFY

We were watching the 10:00 KBTX news last night when they announced that aggy was suspending practice.  My wife called this move then.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I thought most aggys went both ways….same as teams years ago….so, what’s the problem?

I'm pretty sure they go one way.

Texas Am GIF by Texas A&M University

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Lolol at all their fans that made plans to travel to that POS bowl only to have Jumbo pull out 

It's a shame Jimbos dad didn't pull out back in the day..

I wonder if they were given an option to push the game back?   There’s not a rule that these things have to be played prior to 1/2/2022.  Texas Bowl is being played on 1/4.

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

9*-4

Ninth win is assumed. 
 

Wake Forest should be presented the Gator Bowl Trophy, engraved 2-0 with an upside down 12th man logo!

 

haha. hahahahaha. i love this, and also hate it in a disgusting sort of way. it‘s so typical and was called out yesterday.

what if they found out we actually do fuck livestock? quick, let’s make some shit up!

what if they found out we actually are a middling team that would be embarrased by wake? quick, let’s make some shit up!

i’d love to play wake with our own portal’d roster and try to get a w. 

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

Don't matter, beat Bama. 

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

 

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Apparently not enough players were symptomatic, but were able to test enough to get under the threshold to be able to cancel the game.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy getting butt fucked on sec rant lol

Holy shit there's 14 threads on page 1 alone..lololololol

What a coward move and what a kick in the balls to the Wake Forest players and fans.  This game gets canceled right unless another team already preparing for a bowl game has their opponent pull the same coward shit?

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Apparently not enough players were symptomatic, but were able to test enough to get under the threshold to be able to cancel the game.

So if they were in the playoffs would they have tested the entire team? No way

13 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

aggy undefeated vs COVID. 

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Holy shit there's 14 threads on page 1 alone..lololololol

oh man you guys aren't kidding. a sampling for those who don't want to venture there:

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28 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Jumbo’s dad shoulda pulled out!

He pulled out halfway.  

Wouldn’t it be the most epic, aggy thing ever (in their minds) to just play the game, short handed or not?  Never say die, 12th man, aggy spirit and all that other horseshit.  Find a great athlete on campus but not officially on the team to symbolically play on point after attempts just for show, etc.

There is nothing to lose.  Other team wins and you have a built in excuse. Hell, the other team wins 1/2 the time anyway, even when you are healthy. Win and it’s a whole new aggy legend. 
Remember that time Baylor literally had no QBs and they fucking road graded North Carolina in the bowl?  That was pretty cool.   

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So they forfeit and lose?  Poosies.  The 12th Man is a myth.

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So if they were in the playoffs would they have tested the entire team? No way

This

 

 

also, holy shit secrant is fucking gold right now

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He pulled out halfway.  

I'm shocked Jimbo knows how to pull out since his wife never makes any man pull out

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So they just ran out of antibodies?

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I'm shocked Jimbo knows how to pull out since his wife never makes any man pull out

I was talking about Jimbo's dad.  He must've pulled halfway out since Jimbo is about 1/2 a man.  We agree.  

I thought vaccinated break through cases only required a 3 day quarantine. The game is more than a week away. They are definitely pussying out because of the transfers and bitchasses on their roster.

Just now, Hermanator said:

I'm shocked Jimbo knows how to pull out since his wife never makes any man pull out

Puh-leeez

Jimbo cleans the clock and washes the deck after he makes them drain on her tummy. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

So they just ran out of antibodies?

This is the kind of joke I expect from this place. 

57 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Hey Aggie, you play the game anyway. Look at what every other team is doing in every sport. Not a good look

This is nothing new since aggy always been pack of losers.

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wake Forest should be presented the Gator Bowl Trophy, engraved 2-0 with an upside down 12th man logo!

 

They definitely should. 

I feel bad for wake forest. I've been following their story all year long and was really rooting for them to go undefeated. Was pissed when that fucker that quit coaching on us after he fucked away our NC game beat them this season. 

Here's a good article from espn back when they were undefeated in early November. These are the hard working coaches and dedicated players these chicken shit waste of space aggys quit on. That shit fuck fake army shit should be disbanded, our armed services shouldn't be associated even in the fakest ass way with quitters and bums. 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32542085/dave-clawson-created-college-football-version-moneyball-wake-forest

Any chance we get the band back together?  Not saying I want to. 

Weak fucking sauce is what this is.

Nobody mentioned this yet, but fuckin' aggy got in a bunch of their allowed bowl practices before manufacturing this bullshit COVID excuse and pussying out. They ought to be debited an equal number of spring practices as payback. They won't, of course, but they ought to be. 

Also, everybody honed in immediately on aggy cowardice but no one's mentioned the real crime here: Everybody who had already gotten a bet down on Wake (+5 when it opened) is fucked. Best bet on the board and now, thanks to aggy chickenshit, it's no dice. Fuckabuncha aggy.  

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Borderline erotic?

 

Illinois is below us on the academic 5-7 list. I wonder if they reached out to us? 

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"Texas A&M University: 20__ Gator Bowl Champions"

Aggy is so god damned aggy. Every time aggy gets the chance to aggy, aggy takes it. 

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Illinois is below us on the academic 5-7 list. I wonder if they reached out to us? 

It would be kinda cool to be figuratively “pulled from the stands” to play the game and win.  Kind of like co-opting their identity.  Our lack of fear contrasted against their cowardice.

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Don't want to re-file the patent for Texas 8&4, which, let's be honest here, has a better ring to it than Texas 8&5.

16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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also, holy shit secrant is fucking gold right now

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