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no that skit was a fuckin masterpiece and should be studied for centuries

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14 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’m thinking more ETSU.

Good point.  The coach at UTSA probably has no ties to East Texas or the King family.  

39 minutes ago, Fud said:

I don't think the Le Batard skit was particularly well done, but anything to spread the word helps

I agree.  To me the significance of the clip is that it is a national show and not regional.   

12 hours ago, NAVY said:

Pancho Villas Tex-Mex in Dubai punched hard in 1991. Hadn’t had non-ship Mexican food in like a year. And those glorious margaritas. Stumbled the fuck out of there 

Señor Paco's in Bahrain was legit in mid-90's.  Might have been because it was one of the few restaurants in Bahrain that had a liquor license.  Mid-2010's Dubai had an El Chico in Jumeirah Beach that was at least reminiscent of Tex-Mex.

White hat guy in the background is the best part of the skit. Aggie being laughed at on the national stage is always a good thing.  

24 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Good point.  The coach at UTSA probably has no ties to East Texas or the King family.  

I agree aboutthe connections...but Traylor wants to win

1 hour ago, Fud said:

 

They wanted national relevance, and boy, you've got it now, aggy

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Señor Paco's in Bahrain was legit in mid-90's.  Might have been because it was one of the few restaurants in Bahrain that had a liquor license.  Mid-2010's Dubai had an El Chico in Jumeirah Beach that was at least reminiscent of Tex-Mex.

We couldn’t do shit that was off base of the Administrative Support Unit (ASU) Bahrain (AKA alcohol support unit). Gulf was real hot at the time  

Back on track…

fuck ol one tooth aggy 

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

They wanted national relevance, and boy, you've got it now, aggy

Yes, yes. Thank you, social media. We couldn't get the word out this well even 10 years ago.

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1 hour ago, Fud said:

 

I like how they got the twitches right too, lol. How a single human being, no matter how bumfuck rural their raising, could see that shit and say "that's pretty awesome, I want to do that someday" is beyond my comprehension.

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I'm old enough to remember when the Big 12 started how some old Big 8 fans said we were lying about them just because they're a rival. How they were half farm schools and we were just being city snobs about our agricultural school. 

SEC thought the same thing. They've learned. Now the nation is finally starting to learn. We didn't lie or fabricate anything. Hell we didn't even exaggerate. 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I like how they got the twitches right too, lol. How a single human being, no matter how bumfuck rural their raising, could see that shit and say "that's pretty awesome, I want to do that someday" is beyond my comprehension.

uuhm man. your avatar.

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

They wanted national relevance, and boy, you've got it now, aggy

“They have stolen elections… we have stolen valor….”  Dead. 

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The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

On 9/13/2022 at 6:57 PM, DFW Horn said:
More reaction from their SEC "brothers"

 

WTF, man?!?

15 minutes ago, Goodman said:

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

You can set it to start at the correct time like this...
 

 

2 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

WTF, man?!?

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13 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

while we are detoured, anyone in the bay area, smoking pig in san jose at the junction of 101 and 880 is owned by texpats and is legit

not franklins or blacks or snows but damn good for norcal

 

now, if i could just find a clay pot in Texas to equal Le Cheval in Oakland.....

Heritage BBQ in San Juan Capistrano is fucking legit. 

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You can set it to start at the correct time like this...
 

 

I see in big words TOUGHNESS and GRIT.  Two things that were clearly missing against App State.

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Heritage BBQ in San Juan Capistrano is fucking legit. 

Did you try the Salmon, Lloyd?  

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

TOUGHNESS and GRIT

Two things to prepare yourself for before going down on South Austin's mom. 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Two things to prepare yourself for before going down on South Austin's mom. 

No, you're thinking of THIGHNESS and CLIT 

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Did you try the Salmon, Lloyd?  

Michelin recognized. 

Back to our insecure neighbors:

A former older neighbor who went their did not like me kidding him after one of their losses.  He said something like “don’t disrespect us, we are Texas AMC”.  Have no idea what that meant. AMC??  He said it proudly. 
 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Michelin recognized. 

I have a real hard time believing the tire manufacturer recognized the films of the Farrelly Bros.

2 minutes ago, Sealtm6 said:

Back to our insecure neighbors:

A former older neighbor who went their did not like me kidding him after one of their losses.  He said something like “don’t disrespect us, we are Texas AMC”.  Have no idea what that meant. AMC??  He said it proudly. 
 

Guessing it's Texas Agricultural & Mechanical COLLEGE.

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6 minutes ago, General Specific said:


All Herp, no Derp!

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm old enough to remember when the Big 12 started how some old Big 8 fans said we were lying about them just because they're a rival. How they were half farm schools and we were just being city snobs about our agricultural school. 

SEC thought the same thing. They've learned. Now the nation is finally starting to learn. We didn't lie or fabricate anything. Hell we didn't even exaggerate. 

In fairness to them, the entire ag culture is really difficult to believe. I still sometimes wonder if it’s all one giant joke and that they’re actually comedic geniuses.

But the far more likely explanation is that they’re sincere and the whole damn thing really is as bizarre as it seems.

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

 

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Half time speech was best, players do not care or listen. 

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Holy shit. 

Its that BOMC bumping up his ratings to lull aggy into choosing the wrong QB 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I agree aboutthe connections...but Traylor wants to win

Then why would he want King?

 

7 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

 

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Why wasn't King in uniform in that still?

48 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I see in big words TOUGHNESS and GRIT.  Two things that were clearly missing against App State.

Well not to mention the lion or the greyhound analogy.  That is totally an insult to greyhounds to claim that those clowns were greyhounds against App State.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Then why would he want King?

Yeah thats exactly my point.  He was being sarcastic, Traylor and King (dad) certainly know each other well. But Traylor wants to win so would probably pass on King the qb

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The opening of that video reminds me of just how ugly the A&M campus truly is...when a water tower is the signature structure on campus.  

Whereas,

UT has the iconic tower:

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Texas Tech has the Administration Building Bell Tower:

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SMU has the signature Dallas Hall:

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A&M's pride and joy is this...

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

You can set it to start at the correct time like this...
 

 

Lost my Naked Gun dvd and needed a laugh so I watched their recap of the game.  I think A&M beat App St given their highlights.  Ags were just too talented to lose a game like that, I guess.

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah thats exactly my point.  He was being sarcastic, Traylor and King (dad) certainly know each other well. But Traylor wants to win so would probably pass on King the qb

My apologies. I've been battling a bad head cold since the weekend and have been playing from behind all week. I'll take a lap.

 
Came to post this. I think they took it easy on them. Could've ridiculed way more. But I'll take it.

Cue aggy boycott
7 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s preparing to post his thesis on Tex-Mex.

Thanks can I get your moms number…for  friend? 

2 hours ago, Goodman said:

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

It's times like this where I really miss Dave South.

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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1 hour ago, Sealtm6 said:

Back to our insecure neighbors:

A former older neighbor who went their did not like me kidding him after one of their losses.  He said something like “don’t disrespect us, we are Texas AMC”.  Have no idea what that meant. AMC??  He said it proudly. 
 

All Male Cheerleaders?

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

The opening of that video reminds me of just how ugly the A&M campus truly is...when a water tower is the signature structure on campus.  

Whereas,

UT has the iconic tower:

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Texas Tech has the Administration Building Bell Tower:

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SMU has the signature Dallas Hall:

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A&M's pride and joy is this...

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I was just saying this to my wife... we show these cool views of campus, the pennybacker bridge, downtown, the hills, the stadium.

They show a water tower.

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