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"Let's see what SEC Rant thinks about the latest midnight yell."

Perfect example of monkey see, monkey do.

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So has there been a list released of the unexpectedly sick/injured/busted for tons of weed players who will miss the game tonight?

So has there been a list released of the unexpectedly sick/injured/busted for tons of weed players who will miss the game tonight?

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Real Army scored 44 against UMass. 

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:


In reply to Muy
"We're close. Next year is our year..."

Always next year with these weirdos

4-7 (as of now, soon to be 4-8)

"Close"

1 hour ago, wood said:

"What else did you like about College Station?"

"All the championships" 

:hysterical laughter:

Having lived in Louisiana before aggy's SEC SEC SEC move over there, that bit feels like sweet vindication after trying to explain to the swamp people that Texas hate for aggy goes WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY beyond just your average, garden variety college football rival shit.  I would tell them stories and they'd give me the, "Yeah, sure thing man..." look during my impassioned warnings.

It's so nice now to lean back in my chair and read Tigerdroppings and watch video bits like this.

I dun did told ya Boudreaux, but you dint wanna lissen.

Sitting after another thanksgiving and glance at the girlfriends phone watching TikToks and some dumb lady grabs a horse mounted royal guards reins to take a pic and they yell at her.  I go wait go back to that, is she wearing a A&M sweatshirt.  Yup she was.  Lol

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Season 4 Lol GIF by Living Single

December 5th can't get here soon emough

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Season 4 Lol GIF by Living Single

Jim Harbaugh went 20-6 his first two years at Michigan before going 8-5 and then 10-3 in year 4 and 9-4 in year 5.

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

Jim Harbaugh went 20-6 his first two years at Michigan before going 8-5 and then 10-3 in year 4 and 9-4 in year 5.

And didn't play 8 home games a year and 4 games against the little sisters of the poor. 

Army (USMA) beat UMass today 44-7, on the road, which made them 5-7 on the year. Compare that to the reality of aggy last week.

Hook’em!

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I had 2 aggy’s next to me at the game yesterday. They were there to support their brother who’s in the Baylor band but still felt the need to deck themselves out in aggy shit and whoop it up every time Baylor made a play. Fucking weirdos. 

The brother:

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24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Will Ferrell Lol GIF

aggy stripe the stadium?  LSU is going to stripe aggy just like my dog striped my carpet with his ass today.  

39 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

The brother:

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Don't throw Poindexter in with those ass-clowns

 

Wait. So they went with horizontal stripes for the crowd? Don't they know horizontal stripes make them look fat(ter)?

2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

zafzo2:25p
In reply to Muy
"We're close. Next year is our year..."

Always next year with these weirdos

The cubs of CFB

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Shouldn’t the shirt be maroon?

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Saving this in the file that has this one

 

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Complete and utter dipshits. They can’t even coordinate their colors.

After watching aggy handle lsu , i am very confident that aggy will win the rest of their games this year. 

The ones they don’t duck out of 

dreams of Sanders are likely dead (not that they were realistic anyway lol)...

local Denver news just reported he's currently mulling an offer from CU. and they only have to pay their current coach $8 million apparently 😄

Boulder or College Station lol

Lol, it looks like Texags has reversed course on Jimbo. Turns out he’s a great coach after all. Extension time!

If LSU somehow beats Georgia, there's a legit chance that the SEC gets no one in the playoffs, and I seriously think the SEC might kick aggy out of the conference.

I *was* married to a notre dame grad and I had to endure Brian Kelly and going to games in south bend. It fucking sucks. Hes a douche. Fuck him. Fuck aggie. Whatever. 

40 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Ah, yes. The sleeping giant has been awakened. He just happens to also have narcolepsy. 

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10 hours ago, NoName said:

Jim Harbaugh went 20-6 his first two years at Michigan before going 8-5 and then 10-3 in year 4 and 9-4 in year 5.

He also took a pay cut and a lower buyout instead of getting fired?

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If LSU somehow beats Georgia, there's a legit chance that the SEC gets no one in the playoffs, and I seriously think the SEC might kick aggy out of the conference.

Nah, Georgia is in either way. The best part about LSU beating Georgia, though, would be atm claiming a SEC title my proxy. It would be on the wall. 

There really are only 5 teams who can qualify for the CFP after yesterday. The 3 unbeatens and the 2 1-loss teams.

Georgia and Michigan are locks it really just comes down to the other 3 fighting for the last two spots. If TCU & USC win I think they are in. USC loses and TCU & OSU are in. USC wins & TCU loses I think OSU goes in over TCU.

10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

There really are only 5 teams who can qualify for the CFP after yesterday. The 3 unbeatens and the 2 1-loss teams.

Georgia and Michigan are locks it really just comes down to the other 3 fighting for the last two spots. If TCU & USC win I think they are in. USC loses and TCU & OSU are in. USC wins & TCU loses I think OSU goes in over TCU.

GA could absolutely lose to LSU. Michigan should mudhole Purdue, but they’re coming off of a rivalry game and, for goodness sake, aggy beat LSU this weekend.  In other words, who the hell knows. Obviously TCU could lose this weekend. USC already lost to Utah once this year. 

In short, there’s as much chaos in this year’s last weekend as there has been for a very long time. None of the four CFI spots are guaranteed. 

Bama is going to sneak in again aren’t they?

9 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

Lol, it looks like Texags has reversed course on Jimbo. Turns out he’s a great coach after all. Extension time!

I guarantee you Jimbo's agent will at least start that conversation  ..why the hell wouldn't he? He's been pantsing those rubes since day 1, might as well give it a shot 

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

Season 4 Lol GIF by Living Single

  Seriously though. They should hire Ags to work the suicide hotline because tomorrow is always sunshine and roses with these motherfuckers. Ag suicide rate is .001%

The t-shirts from last night's rousing victory are printed

 

The t-shirts from last night's rousing victory are printed
 
I know better than to ask if that's real

Of course it is
1 minute ago, ousux said:

I know better than to ask if that's real

Of course it is

You bet

aggy "owns" LSU. Just look at their head-to-head record. Whoop!

31 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I guarantee you Jimbo's agent will at least start that conversation  ..why the hell wouldn't he? He's been pantsing those rubes since day 1, might as well give it a shot 

Hope he gets a rolling 10 year extension 

26 minutes ago, ousux said:

I know better than to ask if that's real

Of course it is

And of course the best part is it is the gomers who stay home while the corndogs go to Atlanta and some craptastic bowl.

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