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7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Its because it don't make a shit and at some point one of them will let it slip and say that its safe because they don't have black people there. 

I was getting robbed, stabbed, and shot all the time when I was a student. Nobody went out to bars or parties or games because of the fear of knife bearing dragworms and robbers. It was like living in a military prison where there is nothing to do. A&M would be a much better military prison than UT.

On 4/13/2023 at 6:36 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

It's not just Whataburger it's Home Depot as well

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The Hooters is is Bryan so it technically doesn't have to have the maroon branding that College Station requires. And if I'm remembering correctly I believe that Hooters originally wanted to put the location in College Station but chose Bryan because of that.

That is actually very smart of C-stat.  Who would want the tax dollars on ridiculously overpriced beer over a paint color? 

Texas has the Orange and White spring game. Guessing that aggy brands their game Dumb and Dumber 

2 hours ago, NAVY said:

Texas has the Orange and White spring game. Guessing that aggy brands their game Dumb and Dumber 

No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game.  But your suggestion is much more accurate.

Jimbo would cut off his let nut and stick a stolen crab leg up his ass if he could get Maalik Murphy,  



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aggys do like buying other teams merch.
No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game.  But your suggestion is much more accurate.
I think white maroons game would be more accurate, but aggy didn't ask for my input.

"No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game.  But your suggestion is much more accurate."

Call their spring game blaggies and aggies :) .

Weigman just absolutely melts under pressure.

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Adding Arkansas and South Carolina allowed the SEC to split into divisions and launch a trendsetting conference championship game. Still, other schools the SEC had eyed – FSU, Miami and Texas, among them – would have boosted the conference’s profile more. Neither Arkansas nor South Carolina has ever won an SEC football championship.

When the conference realignment carousel twirled again two decades later, the SEC further expanded its footprint. Texas A&M and Missouri came with television markets in tow and greased the wheels for the SEC Network’s launch. The Aggies’ culture meshes with the SEC, but Missouri still presents as a Big 12 school that stumbled into the SEC’s party and somehow talked its way past the bouncer.

The past two rounds of SEC expansion each served a purpose, but they didn’t elevate the conference like Oklahoma and Texas can when they arrive in 2024. That’s what makes this the SEC’s best expansion yet. These schools wield the football clout the SEC missed on when Bobby Bowden’s Seminoles embraced the ACC.

 

Josh Pate said aggy has lots of talent that should win 8 to 9 games by being average. He said A&M go out there and be average and you will improve. Does he not know they are great at being average?

I'm getting like super duper nervous that the sleeping giant that is A&M is about to be woke.

A super woke A&M is a very dangerous animal. Tricky. And cunning. Powerful , yet swift and dangerous. Just when you think you've figured them out, they pull out something so ingenious that you'll go running home to momma, crying for some tittie milk. 

I think this is it fellas. Party's over.

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dang punctuation error

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

A super woke A&M is a very dangerous animal. Tricky. And cunning. Powerful , yet swift and dangerous. Just when you think you've figured them out, they pull out something so ingenious that you'll go running home to momma, crying for some tittie milk. 

Like a maroon carrot?

52 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Are you freaking kidding me?  Kind of like the tallest midget award?

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

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Aggy so good,  they don't need the whole field,  ya stupid sip. 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

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Half field for half wits?

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized that they’re not even playing on a full length field 🤣🤣🤣

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Maybe they hate the color red too.  Nothing inside the 20's...

Don't remember seeing this on the board and I took a cursory look at post between the 2nd and 7th and did not see it so SIAP. Just saw this on the Epic Meltdown on Twitter thread on texags. Looks like a troll job but I could picture a parallel universe in which aggy bought into gentlemen's agreement not only once but twice.

 

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I put this right with “The Pimp Stick”

On 4/15/2023 at 1:59 PM, NAVY said:

Texas has the Orange and White spring game. Guessing that aggy brands their game Dumb and Dumber 

How would they decide who is on which team?

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Horns down and trophies at a Spring scrimmage.  aggy as ever.

Hold on a damn minute, I bet you were never named to the “all spring game team”

 

show some respect 

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Those are the only trophies they will see in the near future.

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Half field for half wits?

Just like their "Olympic" swimming pool that was several inches short of regulation. Dummies. 

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

More Hardware for the Hall of Champions!

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Technically wouldn't they be 1-1 since they also lost the spring game

 

For most universities...sure, but not aggy.

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On 4/12/2023 at 5:21 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Dumbest shit ever

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This is what happens when a private equity firm from Chicago gets it's hands on a good thing.

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Those are the only trophies they will see in the near future.

Dude, Alabama could kick ass this year.

8 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This is what happens when a private equity firm from Chicago gets it's hands on a good thing.

Nah they were like that in the 80s as well. 

21 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This is what happens when a private equity firm from Chicago gets it's hands on a good thing.

the stripe has been there since the mid 90s.

They have a problem with Syracuse orange???

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Jerk off dorks 

 

I was told aggys only do that when the opponent is boring. Makes sense since aggy's opponent was aggy.

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Technically wouldn't they be 1-1 since they also lost the spring game

Do you even aggy, bro?

On 4/16/2023 at 7:51 PM, DanTheHorn said:

Josh Pate said aggy has lots of talent that should win 8 to 9 games by being average. He said A&M go out there and be average and you will improve. Does he not know they are great at being average?

They only have 4 true road games, and you would think Conner will be much improved.  Cant wait till next month when Vegas releases the o/u win lines.  They would certainly be at 8 minimum. 

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