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22 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

Yet still less embarrassing than the overalls.

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16 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Yet still less embarrassing than the overalls.

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53 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Its their special way of normalizing/justifying the beastiality.

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Marvin Zindler had slime in the ice machine. Aggy has diamond in the goat's ass. We knew they were linked by the chicken ranch didn't we

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

 

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1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

Here you go.  You're right.

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1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

 

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I thought the exact same thing. That is a creepy picture.

Rockwell's right about 66Buff being right.  That picture is straight out of the Eisenhower years.



Its their special way of normalizing/justifying the beastiality.
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JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

Ironic since A&M is literally a JUCO Military Academy.  

30 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:


 

 


JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

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41 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:


 

 


JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

They're confusing Roger Stabach with Roger Staubach.  One was Roger the dodger, the other was Roger the botcher.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

 

When they say JUCO I guess they are talking about NMMI. Then again he probably choose to go there back in the day. Today a JUCO is a JUCO for a reason.

 

U.S. Naval Academy[edit]

To prepare for his naval career, Staubach spent one year at New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell, where he set a school record for passing yards and scored 18 total touchdowns.[8] Staubach entered the U.S. Naval Academy in 1961, and played quarterback for the Midshipmen. As a third-class midshipman (sophomore) in 1962, he got his first opportunity to play, in the third game of the season, against the University of Minnesota on October 6. He relieved starter Ron Klemick as the Minnesota defense, led by Bobby Bell and Carl Eller, was stifling in its 21–0 victory. Staubach was 0–2 passing and was sacked twice for -24 yards.

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They competed in the rodeo earlier this week and can't even win that. Put them in the Texas Bowl every year. This is the most aggy thing ever. 

 

Ags didn't lose, they just ran out of swine.  And yes, I'll be here all night.  

8 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

Ags didn't lose, they just ran out of swine.  And yes, I'll be here all night.  

Have you seen their co-eds? They'll never run out.

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Have you seen their co-eds? They'll never run out.

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But don't hold me to that.

an aggy I know texted me and said he drove by TU and even though he despises the longhorns he was impressed with something he saw on campus.  I asked him if he meant Moody and he sent me this picture 

 

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50 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

The Meat Pimp

homeboy does not change his expression.

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even when taking pics with mommy:

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1 minute ago, bluto said:

Mom would get it

Seven days a week, and twice on Sunday

9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

an aggy I know texted me and said he drove by TU and even though he despises the longhorns he was impressed with something he saw on campus.  I asked him if he meant Moody and he sent me this picture 

 

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The trashcan or the fuel tank for the Dell Hospital backup generators?  Maybe he is impressed cause if you pour from one to the other and drop a match in, you get the current state of the aggy football program.

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

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Good god, what is in the water down there? That's way beyond East Texas Box Face, that's flat out beaten with an ugly stick. Definitely some inbreeding involved.

I think its the lack of Black people in the photo that impresses him

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

homeboy does not change his expression.

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even when taking pics with mommy:

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What a shitty smirk.

7 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Pic could be from 1955 if you crop the shoes and make the photo black and white.  

Just white. No black.

20 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

 

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There has to be mooooor pics out there! 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

There has to be mooooor pics out there! 

Someone knows meat pimps name so it can't be that hard for surly to back trace the Internets and find a social media page

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Someone knows meat pimps name so it can't be that hard for surly to back trace the Internets and find a social media page

I found his name easily (wont blast him even though aggy) and there wasnt much on FB.  Didnt look at the other SM platforms. 

19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Good god, what is in the water down there? That's way beyond East Texas Box Face, that's flat out beaten with an ugly stick. Definitely some inbreeding involved.

Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Army ????

What a bunch of morons.

 

Well, they'd have to know how to spell the guy's name to do a google search.

 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

homeboy does not change his expression.

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even when taking pics with mommy:

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It’s a permanent look now, he’s living his dream!  He has a sex pile every night while on meat judging trips with all of them while radical Larry on the right films.  

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6 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:


 

 


JUCO? Army? Are these guys really from Texas?

 

Hell they misspelled "Staubach", they're not even from America.

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I got no problem with meat judging guy.  He's probably some kinda celebrity at aggy and is living his best life.  At this rate they should name the hall of champions after him - he's putting up the most skins.

...and then eating them.  

4 minutes ago, CoTex said:

I got no problem with meat judging guy.  He's probably some kinda celebrity at aggy and is living his best life.  At this rate they should name the hall of champions after him - he's putting up the most skins.

All I know is that the second he enters the portal Texas should be all over him.

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

...and then eating them.  

Or fashioning them into high end luggage.

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