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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This man knows so much about football:

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(Editorial commentary: Those of you expecting Graham to tell us, "Yes, we should be worried" are in for a big surprise!

 

Thank you for posting this dork's articles, I look forward to reading more.

Lulz at him posting that stat comparing our run defense to aggy, what a joke.

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I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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I bet they always screw up and get 2 left pillows instead of getting one left, one right, etc.

1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

I don't hear any of these fuckers here in aggyland talking about all the SEC teams in the top ten. I wonder why.

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

Well, in TAMU’s defense, this is the bed pillow situation with which they are most familiar:

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35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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aggy doesn't have any co-eds that hot.

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Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

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Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).
The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.
This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.
Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.
 

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Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

ADVERTISING

Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).
The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.
This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.
Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.
 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

Just now, Beau Vine said:

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

You must spend a lot of time on Pinterest. 

3 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

I mean, WTF. It's against a shitty fucking FCS school. Here want a fucking cookie?!

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Those molasses shoe filled receivers they have aren’t getting open vs good defenses. Someone posted it but the third fastest player on their team is a backup DE and I don’t think any WR’s were in the top 5.  

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Those molasses shoe filled receivers they have aren’t getting open vs good defenses. Someone posted it but the third fastest player on their team is a backup DE and I don’t think any WR’s were in the top 5.  

That just proves how much team speed they have, you stupid sip. Looch told me this in fall camp.

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up

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Holy fucking shit!

Just happened to be listening to Josh Pate live while he reviewed the Kentucky/SCar game. He said "Many people may not remember this, but Mark Stoops desperately tried to leave Lexington in the offseason. He tried to get the A&M job. He HAD the A&M job until Liucci and company pulled the rug out from under him."

Woooooow

 

 

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51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

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23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Shanahan looks like Billy Liucci and one of those pig things from Return of the Jedi had a kid. 

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese

11/14 for 125 yards is dealing? Wasn't that Quinn's 1st quarter?

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4 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

Yeah, that tweet isn’t the flex he thinks it is. 

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Beating fucking Florida at THIS point won’t make a shit. They should beat them. 
 

the problem will be when gata beats them. 

how are they favored at the swamp?  I know florida is bad but aggy fucking sucks too.

Lagway is going to put 40 on them. 

54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Arrested for racing? Win one game vs MattNeese and all of a sudden they think they're Georgia.

No, intox minor. The racing is someone different altogether. You have to click the tweet to see it. I guess it’s a weird summary thumbnail.

1 minute ago, deft said:

No, intox minor. The racing is someone different altogether. You have to click the tweet to see it. I guess it’s a weird summary thumbnail.

CSPD ran in an Aggie football player on MIP?!?  He must have murdered someone. 

I've given up on good things happening to our program. I just want bad things to happen to other SEC schools.”

Are we really in the bottom half of the league already?!?!”

From texags!

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

how are they favored at the swamp?  I know florida is bad but aggy fucking sucks too.

Lagway is going to put 40 on them. 


I've head there's a possibilty that the game will be played during flash flood conditions from a tropical storm.  

11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Elko has contacted Bob Stoops for guidance on how to handle discipline for this infraction.

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Texas uses games against shit opponents to get lots of work for 2nd and 3rd string.

 

Aggie uses games against shit opponents to pad their starters stats for the season, then have all their writers talk a out how "back" they are.

 

Pathetic....

41 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Elko has contacted Bob Stoops for guidance on how to eat lots of dicks.

Fixed.

16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's going to need to play well against a good team first. Or win a road game. Or actually be good. He's the walking example of a 7v7 QB who is great with no pressure and melts under pressure.

I don't see where the Wig's QBR was that high? I'm only seeing in the 70s.

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

11/14 for 125 yards is dealing? Wasn't that Quinn's 1st quarter?

Are you dumb?????? He was averaging almost 9 yards a pass, that's almost a first down every time he let's is fly, dealing a first down whenever he wants. Nevermind the fact that he only threw it 14 times. No reason to think about only throwing it 14 times!!!/s

I'm also disappointed that Florida isn't receiving more votes after beating a FCS team.

I will only do my SEC chant at half volume today.

16 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

No, no, this is the way.

All is well.

Conner is great. First game was a fluke. Change nothing and just give him time. 

Clickety-clack.

14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy doesn't have any co-eds that hot.

It was a blind date and she didn’t realize he was aggy.

16 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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I apologize to any in advance, nah, fuck it.

What adult has college bedding? Kids? ok.  Adults? fuck no. Guest room? Only if in laws are from a rival school and you know it pisses them off.

 

48 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fixed.

From the looks of things, Elko has eaten a whole bunch of dicks.

I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy. 

17 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy. 

I think even Bob Stoops would be horrified at the spread Elko would have on the table.

Elko: "I have acquired Mangino's mons pubis, I use the fat for the gravy."

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Once a year we have to punch the dummy to keep our cockpit intruder skills sharp. Someone put an aggy shirt on him. Shits about to go down 

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I refuse to believe Graham Harmon is a real person

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On 9/7/2024 at 7:02 PM, Bookman said:

A&M is clearly the best one-loss team in the country. They lost a tough one, at home, after losing their coach and getting bad QB play. Advantage Aggies. 

Notre Dame suffered an emotional letdown after playing at Kyle Field. Advantage Aggies. 

Michigan got dusted. They were never in the game. Advantage Aggies. 

It's better to lose earlier in the season than later. Advantage Aggies. 

Aggies play at Kyle Field and it's tough to win at Kyle Field. Advantage Aggies. 

 

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On 9/8/2024 at 10:26 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Why do you think we let you hang out here,other than being a good contributor, seem pretty rational for this group, and volunteering to help our tailgate efforts when we come to Florida?

I think it is time for your super secret mission. Infiltrate texags and be the poster about how how great they are, how you know your allegiance to Florida is wrong and that they are the most dominant school. We will assign you writers, editors and a cover name. I am thinking Teabags. (That is what autocorrect changes Texags to on my computer.)

See, we have allies across the SEC and aggy is going to find out.

Our toxins fill the humid air of the Old South. All who breathe take in the miasma. They become our slaves. You should have listened to the sober warnings of the dear old Texas Aggies from Texas. 

 

 

20 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are number 2 in AP poll

Last time aggy was ranked number 2?

1975

lololol

 

20 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

That was right after beating Texas without Akins and before getting bent over in Arkansas, wasn’t it?

They assassinated Akins with a shot on his bad knee (Lester Hayes?). It was a nightmare after that because the back-up couldn't run the bone.

An undefeated Aggie team got destroyed by Arkansas the next week in a game that had been moved like one of out shootouts had been. A&M went to the Liberty Bowl (the bowl system was so fucked up) and lost, of course, ending one of their greatest face plants ever.  

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I met Lester “the molester” in a Safeway in the East Bay a few years ago.  He was signing autographs for charity.  Nice guy.  

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