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Was really hoping they would have played Baylor or tech in Houston

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'll take USC in this one. Better offense and an improved defense. Plus aggy has no offense, anyway. If they still had Moss I would take aggy, but alas, they don't. 

Well, A&M hasn't opened the jump door yet.

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Of course, USC may have the same problem for all I know. The Preferred Walk-On Bowl!

 

@markstanco posted a link to Texags that included this, which is often repeated when they talk about our class:

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Having a number one class is death to your program. The Aggies are all over this.

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They know things.

On 12/3/2024 at 9:25 PM, Horn Dogg said:

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

5 days behind on this thread, quoting forward to remind self to light incense and pray for this when the portal opens

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's what this guy...

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Lincoln Riley rarely beat out the Aggies for any top recruits while he was in Norman, but he is still one of the more annoying characters in college football. He's patently overpaid for what he has accomplished in Los Angeles—or, maybe more accurately, failed to accomplish—and yet he's still mentioned like he's an elite coach in the sport.
 

You know who else is patently overpaid for what he failed to accomplish, Pat?  Hint: Your school is paying him almost as much as Riley to sit on his ass. 

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Outside funding for a coke habit is nothing to sneeze at.


Of course it isn’t, you waste good coke.

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Outside funding for a coke habit is nothing to sneeze at.

Shouldn’t this be in the sugar babies thread?

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Outside funding for a coke habit is nothing to sneeze at.

Dude... fucking spoiler that shit next time or choose different words. It's triggering to think of someone sneezing when a bunch of tasty lines have been laid out.

Asshole!

How long until someone touts their matchup with USC as a higher-profile game because of the "big name teams" involved?

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

Was really hoping they would have played Baylor or tech in Houston

Agreed, but Papa Sankey doesn't want aggy losing to a Texas-based, BDF team.

54 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How long until someone touts their matchup with USC as a higher-profile game because of the "big name teams" involved?

That’s got to be as sure a thing as death and taxes.

Now that we are SEC, I feel like we can tell aggy SC didn’t want to be there in the event aggy wins.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

How long until someone touts their matchup with USC as a higher-profile game because of the "big name teams" involved?

Vegas Bowl Hits the Jackpot with Blue Blood Matchup!

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How long until someone touts their matchup with USC as a higher-profile game because of the "big name teams" involved?

I’d guess half of USC’s fan base hadn’t even heard of aggy before today. Might as well being playing any number of mid majors from bumfuck Egypt.
7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Vegas Bowl Hits the Jackpot with Blue Blood Matchup!

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Hey Pat, ya dumbass, a blue blood matchup takes TWO bluebloods. This game is only halfway there.

EVERY game we play is at least halfway there.

Hopefully the broadcast talks about how they both have been recognized as the 1939 champions, but that one has several since then.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Gonna be a run on the buffet line,  and sewage will be working overtime.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

12 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Gonna be a run on the buffet line,  and sewage will be working overtime.

Vegas Buffets...

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Vegas Bowl Hits the Jackpot with Blue Blood Matchup!

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This thing hasn’t been called out by aggy. This has to be a bit by now.  No way he thinks aggy is blue blood. It can’t  believe what it is writing.  It’s kinda sad actually. 

3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

This thing hasn’t been called out by aggy. This has to be a bit by now.  No way he thinks aggy is blue blood. It can’t  believe what it is writing.  It’s kinda sad actually. 

If it were a bit, he wouldn't have stopped publishing his rankings.

He's a delusional pussy.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Hey Pat, ya dumbass, a blue blood matchup takes TWO bluebloods. This game is only halfway there.

EVERY game we play is at least halfway there.

 

17 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

This thing hasn’t been called out by aggy. This has to be a bit by now.  No way he thinks aggy is blue blood. It can’t  believe what it is writing.  It’s kinda sad actually. 

It's @Beau Vine's bit.

The aggy didn't write that.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Dude... fucking spoiler that shit next time or choose different words. It's triggering to think of someone sneezing when a bunch of tasty lines have been laid out.

Asshole!

Dude. Turn your head. And cough.

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


I’d guess half of USC’s fan base hadn’t even heard of aggy before today. Might as well being playing any number of mid majors from bumfuck Egypt.

Now, there’s two cultures miles apart….there’s gonna be some pointing and laughing.

aggy is as much a blue blood as before my Bassett Hound was fixed!

Hook’em!!!

Elko trying to digest Riley’s dry as fuck brisket 

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8 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Hopefully the broadcast talks about how they both have been recognized as the 1939 champions, but that one has several since then.

And one of the two was actually denied another by... in one of the best college football games of all time.

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Hey Pat, ya dumbass, a blue blood matchup takes TWO bluebloods. This game is only halfway there.

EVERY game we play is at least halfway there.

I don't know if it was this esteemed sports journalist or William Liucci who pointed to Gameday coming twice to college station as a sign of how far they've come. I'm sure the Notre Dame vs A&M matchup was an attraction because of the Aggies.

Of course, they were there for our game with the Aggies. The touted rivalry returns. How often was Gameday at their vaunted rivalry with LSU? South Carolina (legendary Bonham Trophy bloodletting)? 

They're never the draw for Gameday. I guess their amazing, undefeated 12th Man is something of a draw. If you only use Gameday Aggie football results, that becomes a study in irony for those who think that crowd makes a huge difference in a big game.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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To be fair to the pragmatic ag it is 5 coaches in 22 seasons

Fran 2003-07

Sherm 2008-11

SS Rum Runner 2012-17

Bilbo Aggins 2018-23

Tickle Me Elko 2024

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Such sweet pillow talk, carry on.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know if it was this esteemed sports journalist or William Liucci who pointed to Gameday coming twice to college station as a sign of how far they've come. I'm sure the Notre Dame vs A&M matchup was an attraction because of the Aggies.

Of course, they were there for our game with the Aggies. The touted rivalry returns. How often was Gameday at their vaunted rivalry with LSU? South Carolina (legendary Bonham Trophy bloodletting)? 

They're never the draw for Gameday. I guess their amazing, undefeated 12th Man is something of a draw. If you only use Gameday Aggie football results, that becomes a study in irony for those who think that crowd makes a huge difference in a big game.

They are now 1-10 in games where GameDay is at their game. Never has GameDay done an coonass-gomer contest but they have done Alabama twice and Oklahoma twice.

The only team who managed to lose to aggy was their brokeback BFFs "You're the real UT"

44 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Texas 8&4

12 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

They hasn’t been called out by aggy. This has to be a bit by now.  No way they think aggy is blue blood. They can’t believe what they are writing.  It’s kinda sad actually. 

Ftfy I'm not a super liberal or anything but if you're going to go gender neutral on a person, actually do it correctly.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

They can go get spanked by USC in Vegas that's actually better

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

They can go get spanked by USC in Vegas that's actually better

I'm not interested in any bowl games outside the CFP, except the one in which aggy will lose.

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

In fairness, Daddy Sankey has the last say who they can choose. 

14 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Gonna be a run on the buffet line,  and sewage will be working overtime.

 

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35 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I'm not interested in any bowl games outside the CFP, except the one in which aggy will lose.

Hmm well, I suppose I understand, but I'm different. 

I still love the game of college football. Plenty of teams I enjoy watching lose. The season is coming to an end and catching random ass bowls, even when I don't care who wins is part of my DNA. Maybe we play them next year. Maybe we get one of their players. Maybe we see them on the CFP next year. 

I look at college football holistically and because it's the only sport I truly love, OD on it before my supply dries up.

But yes.. aggie tears or Riley stumbles make this one a priority. I'm gonna find a reason to smile.

I feel like Sankey always has at least one matchup that's designed for SEC to lose, so they don't look like they're fixing the games for SEC to win 'em all.  This year, seems aggy is the sacrificial lamb, as it is most years.

Hmm well, I suppose I understand, but I'm different. 
I still love the game of college football. Plenty of teams I enjoy watching lose. The season is coming to an end and catching random ass bowls, even when I don't care who wins is part of my DNA. Maybe we play them next year. Maybe we get one of their players. Maybe we see them on the CFP next year. 
I look at college football holistically and because it's the only sport I truly love, OD on it before my supply dries up.
But yes.. aggie tears or Riley stumbles make this one a priority. I'm gonna find a reason to smile.

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16 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


I’d guess half of USC’s fan base hadn’t even heard of aggy before today. Might as well being playing any number of mid majors from bumfuck Egypt.

I seem to remember them playing in the Sun Bowl 40-50 years ago.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's the new future savior in Teh Station:

 

I thought they were set with Reed? So set that he scared off Longstreet!

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's the new future savior in Teh Station:

 

Six seasons at UAB?

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

But yes.. aggie tears or Riley stumbles make this one a priority. I'm gonna find a reason to smile.

Do Aggie tears have the power to re-hydrate Lincoln’s brisket?

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