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10 minutes ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

He's going to need to play well against a good team first. Or win a road game. Or actually be good. He's the walking example of a 7v7 QB who is great with no pressure and melts under pressure.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This man knows so much about football:

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(Editorial commentary: Those of you expecting Graham to tell us, "Yes, we should be worried" are in for a big surprise!

 

Thank you for posting this dork's articles, I look forward to reading more.

Lulz at him posting that stat comparing our run defense to aggy, what a joke.

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1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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I bet they always screw up and get 2 left pillows instead of getting one left, one right, etc.

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1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

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2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

Well, in TAMU’s defense, this is the bed pillow situation with which they are most familiar:

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Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

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Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).
The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.
This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.
Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.
 

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Texas A&M football, left out of Top 25 again, will have to earn respect in Mike Elko's first year
It should go without saying that not nearly as many eyes were on Texas A&M football in week two as opposed to week one. When College Gameday rolls into town and you have a top-10 opponent as your night game matchup at one of the most electric venues in the sport, you're bound to have a lot of attention. When you have an 11:45 AM kick against McNeese, you're bound to have... not as much attention.

ADVERTISING

Of course, in a game like this, that's usually a good thing. People's eyes usually only settle on these kinds of matchups when there's an absolute trainwreck happening (see Dame, Notre).
The converse of this, though, is that you are unlikely to improve your stock really at all, no matter what happens. This is what we saw with the Aggies this week; despite being the first team out of the AP rankings last week, A&M dropped a couple of spots again to what essentially amounts to 28th.
This is part of what stings so much about last week's loss: it was the opportunity to announce yourself as a team in a completely different "slot" than you have been over the last few years. Instead, the Aggies looked... pretty similarly to what they had been recently.

It'll take some time to undo that impression, even among the fanbase. For example, Weigman was absolutely dealing against McNeese, but some fans had heard so much about his footwork over the past week that they just started saying the word over and over without any barometer for what it should look like.
Point being, A&M will have to earn respect this season. They have three more huge opportunities to do so, and one beginning step this weekend against Florida. Can they do it? We'll just have to see.
 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

The open end of the pillowcase is supposed to face the outside of the bed.  

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

I mean, WTF. It's against a shitty fucking FCS school. Here want a fucking cookie?!

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Those molasses shoe filled receivers they have aren’t getting open vs good defenses. Someone posted it but the third fastest player on their team is a backup DE and I don’t think any WR’s were in the top 5.  

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5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Those molasses shoe filled receivers they have aren’t getting open vs good defenses. Someone posted it but the third fastest player on their team is a backup DE and I don’t think any WR’s were in the top 5.  

That just proves how much team speed they have, you stupid sip. Looch told me this in fall camp.

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2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s funny that they felt they needed to give aggy instructions on which side of the bed to place the pillows, which I didn’t even know needed a choice. 

It's like the old joke about aggy landscapers. Green side up

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Posted
4 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

Yeah, that tweet isn’t the flex he thinks it is. 

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Beating fucking Florida at THIS point won’t make a shit. They should beat them. 
 

the problem will be when gata beats them. 

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54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Arrested for racing? Win one game vs MattNeese and all of a sudden they think they're Georgia.

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1 minute ago, deft said:

No, intox minor. The racing is someone different altogether. You have to click the tweet to see it. I guess it’s a weird summary thumbnail.

CSPD ran in an Aggie football player on MIP?!?  He must have murdered someone. 

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I've given up on good things happening to our program. I just want bad things to happen to other SEC schools.”

Are we really in the bottom half of the league already?!?!”

From texags!

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11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

T.J. Shanahan arrested last night. Must have been celebrating the Aggie's big victory over McNeece.
 

 

 

Elko has contacted Bob Stoops for guidance on how to handle discipline for this infraction.

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Texas uses games against shit opponents to get lots of work for 2nd and 3rd string.

 

Aggie uses games against shit opponents to pad their starters stats for the season, then have all their writers talk a out how "back" they are.

 

Pathetic....

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16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He's going to need to play well against a good team first. Or win a road game. Or actually be good. He's the walking example of a 7v7 QB who is great with no pressure and melts under pressure.

I don't see where the Wig's QBR was that high? I'm only seeing in the 70s.

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

11/14 for 125 yards is dealing? Wasn't that Quinn's 1st quarter?

Are you dumb?????? He was averaging almost 9 yards a pass, that's almost a first down every time he let's is fly, dealing a first down whenever he wants. Nevermind the fact that he only threw it 14 times. No reason to think about only throwing it 14 times!!!/s

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16 hours ago, NoName said:

Weigman isn't going to ever beat the allegations he's shit against good teams and good against shit teams

 

No, no, this is the way.

All is well.

Conner is great. First game was a fluke. Change nothing and just give him time. 

Clickety-clack.

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16 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games.  And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!

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I apologize to any in advance, nah, fuck it.

What adult has college bedding? Kids? ok.  Adults? fuck no. Guest room? Only if in laws are from a rival school and you know it pisses them off.

 

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17 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy. 

I think even Bob Stoops would be horrified at the spread Elko would have on the table.

Elko: "I have acquired Mangino's mons pubis, I use the fat for the gravy."

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On 9/7/2024 at 7:02 PM, Bookman said:

A&M is clearly the best one-loss team in the country. They lost a tough one, at home, after losing their coach and getting bad QB play. Advantage Aggies. 

Notre Dame suffered an emotional letdown after playing at Kyle Field. Advantage Aggies. 

Michigan got dusted. They were never in the game. Advantage Aggies. 

It's better to lose earlier in the season than later. Advantage Aggies. 

Aggies play at Kyle Field and it's tough to win at Kyle Field. Advantage Aggies. 

 

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On 9/8/2024 at 10:26 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Why do you think we let you hang out here,other than being a good contributor, seem pretty rational for this group, and volunteering to help our tailgate efforts when we come to Florida?

I think it is time for your super secret mission. Infiltrate texags and be the poster about how how great they are, how you know your allegiance to Florida is wrong and that they are the most dominant school. We will assign you writers, editors and a cover name. I am thinking Teabags. (That is what autocorrect changes Texags to on my computer.)

See, we have allies across the SEC and aggy is going to find out.

Our toxins fill the humid air of the Old South. All who breathe take in the miasma. They become our slaves. You should have listened to the sober warnings of the dear old Texas Aggies from Texas. 

 

 

20 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We are number 2 in AP poll

Last time aggy was ranked number 2?

1975

lololol

 

20 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

That was right after beating Texas without Akins and before getting bent over in Arkansas, wasn’t it?

They assassinated Akins with a shot on his bad knee (Lester Hayes?). It was a nightmare after that because the back-up couldn't run the bone.

An undefeated Aggie team got destroyed by Arkansas the next week in a game that had been moved like one of out shootouts had been. A&M went to the Liberty Bowl (the bowl system was so fucked up) and lost, of course, ending one of their greatest face plants ever.  

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