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12 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Dude this kid is hilarious.

 

Looks high af.


Precipice? There’s no way that’s a word

You’re a flawed guy.
35 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Dude this kid is hilarious.

 

My IQ dropped 30 points watching half of that.

Saturday, our bagpipe band hosted a Burns Supper (poet laureate of Scotland). It usually draws a pretty diverse crowd with lots of food and scotch. There was a couple visiting and the guy was in the Air Force. I tried to make conversation because they were visitors but they weren't talkative so I moved on. Later, when it was time to eat, we ask everyone to wear some type of face covering as they went through the food line. I had on a Longhorn gaiter and the second he saw it he said “ I thought you were a decent guy until I saw you in that” and he meant it. Not that I cared, I just assumed he was an aggy with no self control.

Two of the guys in the band are Air Force pilots and graduates of VMI and The Citadel. Later in the night he approached both of them to share military academy camaraderie. He went on and on about how tough it was in the corp. They just smiled and nodded their heads as he blathered on. Later they said it wasn't the first time they had heard that nonsense. They thought both he and his camaraderie ramblings were full of shit.

Let's see how many kids die on his watch. Surprised but also not surprised Jimbo hired this piece of shit. 

 

10 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:


Precipice? There’s no way that’s a word

*pompatus

The scoreboard so that a bunch of dead dogs always know the score.... what a waste of tax dollars...

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They've released the 2022 football schedule. OOC is Sam Houston, App State, The U and UMass.... what a Bayloresque schedule... 

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11 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:


Precipice? There’s no way that’s a word

funnily

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

They've released the 2022 football schedule. OOC is Sam Houston, App State, The U and UMass.... what a Bayloresque schedule... 

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I can't wait until we move to the SEC and get to schedule Lehigh. 

32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I can't wait until we move to the SEC and get to schedule Lehigh. 

No we'll schedule Lafayette

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They've released the 2022 football schedule. OOC is Sam Houston, App State, The U and UMass.... what a Bayloresque schedule... 

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i've never seen someone else put the other teams helmets in their colors - i hate it.

12 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:


Precipice? There’s no way that’s a word

oh hey Craig!

They've released the 2022 football schedule. OOC is Sam Houston, App State, The U and UMass.... what a Bayloresque schedule... 
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What do those colors even mean. Surely Alabama and Miss State are not making a return visit to CS

lolz at the sec championship game included.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

lolz at the sec championship game included.

Why? Bama will be there, so that means aggy is there in spirit. 

Since aggy has a Qatar campus, I just remembered that Qatar is hosting the World Cup this year. Wondering if aggy will claim the wins and put them on the wall(if Qatar wins any matches depending on who they play in group stage).

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:


What do those colors even mean. Surely Alabama and Miss State are not making a return visit to CS

The colors mean nothing, they are not correlated to home and away. It is just aggy being aggy. It looks like their annual rollercoaster may start the last week of September. I can see them going 2-3 during that October + Arky stretch with Florida and LSU still left to play. Also, leave it to aggy to make the SEC championship trophy look like a three guy blowjob train. 

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19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Since aggy has a Qatar campus, I just remembered that Qatar is hosting the World Cup this year. Wondering if aggy will claim the wins and put them on the wall(if Qatar wins any matches depending on who they play in group stage).

Which brings up the design of the World Cup stadium in Doha. Perfect representation of aggy approach to athletics. 
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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They've released the 2022 football schedule. OOC is Sam Houston, App State, The U and UMass.... what a Bayloresque schedule... 

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They are embarresed to put the school names by the helmets.  I watch a

shit load of college games and I don't recognize half of them. aggy.

52 minutes ago, nnm said:

Which brings up the design of the World Cup stadium in Doha. Perfect representation of aggy approach to athletics. 
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They will fill their jars while ogling this image of a giant sheep vulva.  

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

They've released the 2022 football schedule. OOC is Sam Houston, App State, The U and UMass.... what a Bayloresque schedule... 

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Stupid Sip.....  Jimbo already has us four wins next year!    

On 1/24/2022 at 11:12 AM, South Austin said:

In the end, they were all killed by Real Army.

So you’re saying they fucked around and found out?

56 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

App State might beat them.

Could be 1-3 rolling into October.

14 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

So you’re saying they fucked around and found out?

To quote a 1980's philosopher, "They all fall down, like toy soldiers."

the bold font is meant to indicate home games, which for aggy include pig at deathstar and the title game at the anus in atlanta

no yellow for lsu or blue for klan..... have to save money

someone fucked up though.....   no spring game at all

The colors mean nothing, they are not correlated to home and away. It is just aggy being aggy. It looks like their annual rollercoaster may start the last week of September. I can see them going 2-3 during that October + Arky stretch with Florida and LSU still left to play. Also, leave it to aggy to make the SEC championship trophy look like a three guy blowjob train. 

That’s an oddly specific description. Not sure we want to see your search history. NTTAWWT
17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

To quote a 1980's philosopher, "They all fall down, like toy soldiers."

She was a wise one for sure.

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Texas A&M disdain

Posted on 1/26/22 at 1:10 pm
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How is it, at least on this forum, that TAMU has generated such a widespread distaste. I see LSU fans bagging on the Aggies more than AL, FL, or Ole Miss and I wouldn’t have thought that possible.

As a GA fan they are pretty low on our frick off list bc we don’t play them…I’m just surprised at how much they have ingrained themselves in 10 short years. You’re not a real SEC team until 3/4 of the Southeast is cheering your demise on Saturdays in the fall.
 
Atta'boy aggy. Haha.
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M disdain

Posted on 1/26/22 at 1:10 pm
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How is it, at least on this forum, that TAMU has generated such a widespread distaste. I see LSU fans bagging on the Aggies more than AL, FL, or Ole Miss and I wouldn’t have thought that possible.

As a GA fan they are pretty low on our frick off list bc we don’t play them…I’m just surprised at how much they have ingrained themselves in 10 short years. You’re not a real SEC team until 3/4 of the Southeast is cheering your demise on Saturdays in the fall.
 
Atta'boy aggy. Haha.

He answered his own question right there. 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M disdain

Posted on 1/26/22 at 1:10 pm
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How is it, at least on this forum, that TAMU has generated such a widespread distaste. I see LSU fans bagging on the Aggies more than AL, FL, or Ole Miss and I wouldn’t have thought that possible.

As a GA fan they are pretty low on our frick off list bc we don’t play them…I’m just surprised at how much they have ingrained themselves in 10 short years. You’re not a real SEC team until 3/4 of the Southeast is cheering your demise on Saturdays in the fall.
 
Atta'boy aggy. Haha.


 

Narrator:

 The Ex-husband chuckles to himself as he kicks back his chair and takes a nip of bourbon. “They’ll learn,” he thinks to himself, “God bless their hearts, the truth will set them free…”

7 hours ago, NoName said:

i've never seen someone else put the other teams helmets in their colors - i hate it.

I like how they have the SEC championship on their schedule like they’ll ever sniff that. 

22 hours ago, nnm said:

Which brings up the design of the World Cup stadium in Doha. Perfect representation of aggy approach to athletics. 
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There are clearly large swaths of people that don't see the world through the same lens that I do, and some of those people are architects.

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On 1/25/2022 at 2:36 PM, Theo Aquacates said:

Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen that many pasty pussies in booty shorts since grad school at Michigan. 

Easy man, they're just goofin.....

new boot goofin

 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Which brings up the design of the World Cup stadium in Doha. Perfect representation of aggy approach to athletics. 
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2 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I like how they have the SEC championship on their schedule like they’ll ever sniff that. 

But no national championship game. Come on aggy…if you’re gonna be delusional and make shit up, go all in. It’s never stopped you before.

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

The colors mean nothing, they are not correlated to home and away. It is just aggy being aggy. It looks like their annual rollercoaster may start the last week of September. I can see them going 2-3 during that October + Arky stretch with Florida and LSU still left to play. Also, leave it to aggy to make the SEC championship trophy look like a three guy blowjob train. 

Silly, that’s not the SEC Championship trophy.  That’s 4th Place in the SEC West trophy.  Strong enough track record there that aggy just prints it on the schedule now.

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M disdain

Posted on 1/26/22 at 1:10 pm
up vote2down vote0
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How is it, at least on this forum, that TAMU has generated such a widespread distaste. I see LSU fans bagging on the Aggies more than AL, FL, or Ole Miss and I wouldn’t have thought that possible.

As a GA fan they are pretty low on our frick off list bc we don’t play them…I’m just surprised at how much they have ingrained themselves in 10 short years. You’re not a real SEC team until 3/4 of the Southeast is cheering your demise on Saturdays in the fall.
 
Atta'boy aggy. Haha.

Did anyone give the correct answer?

Because no matter when, no matter where, and no matter what, aggies never shut.the.fuck.up.

Some aggy posted this about a mini bonfire they had at another aggys ranch this past weekend. Guy on the far right doesn’t seem to understand that a confederate flag jacket is very distasteful nowadays. 

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“Hey are there going to be any black peoples there?”

“Of course not Mike”

“Cool, I’m wearing my new jacket then”

aggy went full aggy in men’s basketball last night. 

LSU was down its top 3 scorers for most of the game and went on 13-2 run to end the game. 

18 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy went full aggy in men’s basketball last night. 

LSU was down its top 3 scorers for most of the game and went on 13-2 run to end the game. 

 

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