2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance

[LTtxfan 48823]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Which Texas DL is nicknamed "Baby Bosa" 

I think "Baby Bosa" is Colton Vasek

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I think "Baby Bosa" is Colton Vasek

Baby Bosa's Bible Bonkers!

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Baby Bosa's Bible Bonkers!

Someone needs to make this sign and bring it to a game.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10098]

Every year I hope for the best. This year I'm setting myself up, I can feel it. Don't care, it's still off-season plenty of time for doubt later.

[Dignan 355]

28 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Every year I hope for the best. This year I'm setting myself up, I can feel it. Don't care, it's still off-season plenty of time for doubt later.

For the last 10 years or so I have been VERY cautious and more realistic. My son calls me a "bad fan". This year though...I am ready to be hurt badly because my hopes are high. 

[Red Five 40574]

Michael Scott I'm ready to get hurt again gif should be the board motto for the next month or so.

[closetojumping 62033]

31 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Every year I hope for the best. This year I'm setting myself up, I can feel it. Don't care, it's still off-season plenty of time for doubt later.

 

2 minutes ago, Dignan said:

For the last 10 years or so I have been VERY cautious and more realistic. My son calls me a "bad fan". This year though...I am ready to be hurt badly because my hopes are high. 

 

Just now, Red Five said:

Michael Scott I'm ready to get hurt again gif should be the board motto for the next month or so.

Your instincts are correct. This is the year, the first one in a long time, where high expectations are fully warranted. 

[WinningIsHard 4002]

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Every year I hope for the best. This year I'm setting myself up, I can feel it. Don't care, it's still off-season plenty of time for doubt later.

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Your instincts are correct. This is the year, the first one in a long time, where high expectations are fully warranted. 

The way I see it, with NIL and us going to the SEC next year, this is it.  If we don't have a successful year, and by that I mean a minimum of 10 wins, then we may not recover.  Sark HAS to be the guy because I don't think we will be able to crawl back up the ladder for decades if we go into the SEC in bad shape.  

I like where he has us so far.  Building up the lines, a la Saban, is exactly what I wanted.  We can pay for skill positions if we need them.  Let's fucking go.

[Longhornlove 4773]

12 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just spent the day walking up massive inclines in San Francisco and barely breaking a sweat. I would fucking smoke Sweat in a 40. I’ve easily still got 4.something speed, folks. 

The way I see it, Texas hasn't been "picked" to win the Big 12 since the last year they were picked to win the Big 12 and won it. 

[Handcruser 2805]

The way I see it, with NIL and us going to the SEC next year, this is it.  If we don't have a successful year, and by that I mean a minimum of 10 wins, then we may not recover.  Sark HAS to be the guy because I don't think we will be able to crawl back up the ladder for decades if we go into the SEC in bad shape.  
I like where he has us so far.  Building up the lines, a la Saban, is exactly what I wanted.  We can pay for skill positions if we need them.  Let's fucking go.

Whatever. We’re Texas.

[LTtxfan 48823]

27 minutes ago, Dignan said:

For the last 10 years or so I have been VERY cautious and more realistic. My son calls me a "bad fan". This year though...I am ready to be hurt badly because my hopes are high. 

 

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Michael Scott I'm ready to get hurt again gif should be the board motto for the next month or so.

[SuckitKevin 914]

10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I don’t know what this guys problem with Texas is but he royally fucked us every time he worked our games. If you see him on the field, prepare your anus.

[Gene Parmesan 3970]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The way I see it, with NIL and us going to the SEC next year, this is it.  If we don't have a successful year, and by that I mean a minimum of 10 wins, then we may not recover.  Sark HAS to be the guy because I don't think we will be able to crawl back up the ladder for decades if we go into the SEC in bad shape.  

I like where he has us so far.  Building up the lines, a la Saban, is exactly what I wanted.  We can pay for skill positions if we need them.  Let's fucking go.

I hope Sark is the guy to, but what do you think takes decades?  Even before NIL you see pretty much saw instantaneous turn arounds when a program hires the right coach.

[Huckleberry 32660]

59 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The way I see it, with NIL and us going to the SEC next year, this is it.  If we don't have a successful year, and by that I mean a minimum of 10 wins, then we may not recover.  Sark HAS to be the guy because I don't think we will be able to crawl back up the ladder for decades if we go into the SEC in bad shape.

This paragraph is some weak shit. Decades? It didn't take Alabama decades to recover from their Dubose/Franchione/Shula shitshow. LSU has been up and down from middling to outstanding multiple times in decades. Same with Auburn. 

[crash_davis 23076]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Your instincts are correct. This is the year, the first one in a long time, where high expectations are fully warranted. 

Gulp mofos!

[Vertigo 20225]

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just spent the day walking up massive inclines in San Francisco and barely breaking a sweat. I would fucking smoke Sweat in a 40. I’ve easily still got 4.something speed, folks. 

And yet somehow you were still passed by a 70 year old asian woman carrying her groceries. If you know you know. 

Edited August 4, 2023 by Vertigo

[Biff Tannen 45439]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

This paragraph is some weak shit. Decades? It didn't take Alabama decades to recover from their Dubose/Franchione/Shula shitshow. LSU has been up and down from middling to outstanding multiple times in decades. Same with Auburn. 

Ok cool, hook em.

[MoJames 8240]

 

[MuellerHorn 4152]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Michael Scott I'm ready to get hurt again gif should be the board motto for the next month or so.

Should be the thread subtitle, for sure.

[ousux 5581]

This paragraph is some weak shit. Decades? It didn't take Alabama decades to recover from their Dubose/Franchione/Shula shitshow. LSU has been up and down from middling to outstanding multiple times in decades. Same with Auburn. 

You forgot the best of the bunch, the mighty Mike Price.

[Tex Long 4308]

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

This paragraph is some weak shit. Decades? It didn't take Alabama decades to recover from their Dubose/Franchione/Shula shitshow. LSU has been up and down from middling to outstanding multiple times in decades. Same with Auburn. 

You forgot the best of the bunch, the mighty Mike Price.

Well-played card.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just spent the day walking up massive inclines in San Francisco and barely breaking a sweat. I would fucking smoke Sweat in a 40. I’ve easily still got 4.something speed, folks. 

I’m still down for the Surlympics. I’ll put a heavy wager on the over on that 40 time. That man bun’s got gray in it, and everyone knows Naruto times start sliding as you approach 50. 

 

[LTtxfan 48823]

15 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

I’m still down for the Surlympics. I’ll put a heavy wager on the over on that 40 time. That man bun’s got gray in it, and everyone knows Naruto times start sliding as you approach 50. 

 

 

[closetojumping 62033]

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

I actually didn’t get a haircut from Christmas through two weeks ago due to a bet at work. The hair was perfect and man bun appropriate. Then I shaved it. 

So on top of everything else, I’m currently even more aerodynamic than usual. 

[The Longest Horn 138]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I actually didn’t get a haircut from Christmas through two weeks ago due to a bet at work. The hair was perfect and man bun appropriate. Then I shaved it. 

So on top of everything else, I’m currently even more aerodynamic than usual. 

[PTINS 3438]

16 hours ago, Had Enough said:

Sweat doesn’t look that fat.

Definition of a large human.

6'-4", 360+ lbs, w/ the Joseph Ossai, "Your ass is mine" stare in his eyes. Me like.

[Rimbo 25705]

3 hours ago, Dignan said:

For the last 10 years or so I have been VERY cautious and more realistic. My son calls me a "bad fan". This year though...I am ready to be hurt badly because my hopes are high. 

Mine aren't.

On the one hand, talent level is as high as ever.

On the other, it's not exactly a senior-laden squad.

And Sark has yet to prove he has it as a head coach. I think he's learned a lot, and is a better coach today than he was back when he was at USC, but he's gotta do it.

Same with that mashup defensive coaching staff. I still have no idea if Bo and PK can work together. Still don't know if mr. coach-on-the-field is a top tier coach off the field.

I have no doubt that we have better talent, all over the field, than we've had since Mack's heyday. But A&M had a ton of NFL talent last year and ended up with a losing record...

[Rimbo 25705]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

And yet somehow you were still passed by a 70 year old asian woman carrying her groceries. If you know you know. 

is that an insult? i wouldn't fuck with elderly Asian women, man

[TexEx15 17402]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Your instincts are correct. This is the year, the first one in a long time, where high expectations are fully warranted. 

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

[thunderlounge 7700]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

Fuck that. Call another girl. 

[BurntOrange&White 39268]

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

PM @South Austin mom

[Frank Drebin 5616]

Hard for me to trust Sark given his track record prior to Texas and him losing so many close and winnable games at Texas.

I am rooting hard for him though.  Part of me has a feeling he will always be about -1 or so of what our team should do in wins and losses.

[Davis Lane 5538]

38 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

 

[South Austin 51976]

50 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

[gmr548 16427]

The way I see it, with NIL and us going to the SEC next year, this is it.  If we don't have a successful year, and by that I mean a minimum of 10 wins, then we may not recover.  Sark HAS to be the guy because I don't think we will be able to crawl back up the ladder for decades if we go into the SEC in bad shape.  
I like where he has us so far.  Building up the lines, a la Saban, is exactly what I wanted.  We can pay for skill positions if we need them.  Let's fucking go.

Sark is probably not the guy but it isn’t like there’s no proof of concept of quick turnarounds in the SEC. Hell Auburn and LSU have made a living on being schizo programs. Alabama was terrible, until they weren’t. Etc etc.

[Rimbo 25705]

22 minutes ago, South Austin said:

true fact: Will Ferrell was method acting in that scene

[MH BEVO 1264]

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

Nah bro. If you look in the corner of that room and see Case McCoy with a camera…just do what comes naturally. 

[Professor Chesney 478]

1 hour ago, PTINS said:

Definition of a large human.

6'-4", 360+ lbs, w/ the Joseph Ossai, "Your ass is mine" stare in his eyes. Me like.

[Herpa Derpa 6102]

17 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I have actual video of him and Sydney training together.

Skinny had the mental edge and was first out of the blocks. But then he had to rely on the physical and that was all she wrote.

[runthebone 7913]

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

, then we may not recover.  Sark HAS to be the guy because I don't think we will be able to crawl back up the ladder for decades if we go into the SEC in bad shape. 

Jesus.  Sack up, dude.

[Rimbo 25705]

lemme give y'all a mental health tip

it's better to start the season with tempered/skeptical expectations and have them proved wrong than it is to expect to win it all and have a 9-win season

i mean 9 wins would tie Sark's best year ever, right?

[UTEE97 3414]

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

This coming from CTJ got me rock hard. The problem is it’s been 3 hours and I’m still like granite. Should I go see a doctor?

No, you should go see CTJ.

[TexTexTex 104]

24 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

lemme give y'all a mental health tip

it's better to start the season with tempered/skeptical expectations and have them proved wrong than it is to expect to win it all and have a 9-win season

i mean 9 wins would tie Sark's best year ever, right?

It's better to have expected greatness and lost it than to have never expected it at all.

[Sawbonz 27296]

Any update on how Jett Bush is doing?

[gmr548 16427]

It's better to have expected greatness and lost it than to have never expected it at all.

Feel like this could be on the banner at Texags

[TexTexTex 104]

16 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Feel like this could be on the banner at Texags

Fair point, but their realism doesn't kick in until conference play and ours comes 1st or 2nd series of game one.  If you aren't drinking the burnt orange kool-aid from Febuary-Fall Camp how can you even enjoy Texas Football.

[Rimbo 25705]

1 hour ago, TexTexTex said:

It's better to have expected greatness and lost it than to have never expected it at all.

31 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Feel like this could be on the banner at Texags

☝️ Exactly

[Pam Cummings 9530]

46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Any update on how Jett Bush is doing?

[Burt Macklin 18984]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

lemme give y'all a mental health tip

it's better to start the season with tempered/skeptical expectations and have them proved wrong than it is to expect to win it all and have a 9-win season

i mean 9 wins would tie Sark's best year ever, right?

Mental Health Tip #2: if you’re taking mental health tips from Rimbo, then you should check yourself into the nearest mental health facility immediately.