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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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Worst filibuster since Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham. 

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21 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

 RFK is going to be a greater drag on Trump's numbers. 

Yep. People who like weirdos are just gonna move to the other weirdo after they lost confidence in the first weirdo.

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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18 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wait is that a Photoshop?

Nope, that aired on broadcast fox. That's why I was describing Walz as "progressive", compared to the boomer mindset and worldview he's ultra leftist. Medical care? Feeding children?? FREE COLLEGE????

He's gonna groom us all!!!! /maga

 

Edit: lmfao goddamnit I just saw the couches line. There WAS a version of this that aired. Fucking internet l

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3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

Nope, that aired on broadcast fox. That's why I was describing Walz as "progressive", compared to the boomer mindset and worldview he's ultra leftist. Medical care? Feeding children?? FREE COLLEGE????

He's gonna groom us all!!!! /maga

No fucking way!

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As posted above, that seems big. He was one of the elected officials in Michigan telling people to vote uncommitted. 

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

No fucking way!

it's digitally altered, obviously. Taxes on couches? lol  

It came from Reddit

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

it's digitally altered, obviously. Taxes on couches? lol  

It came from Reddit

Fucking God damnit I just saw couches lol. There was a version of this though 

Just now, Captainant said:

Fucking God damnit I just saw couches lol. There was a version of this though 

Yes, they do this all the time.  But this version is fake - couches? Unemployed minors? lol

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

Nope, that aired on broadcast fox. That's why I was describing Walz as "progressive", compared to the boomer mindset and worldview he's ultra leftist. Medical care? Feeding children?? FREE COLLEGE????

He's gonna groom us all!!!! /maga

They aired something claiming Walz wants to tax couches?

*edit: everyone settled this just as I posted

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JD Vance wants to proclaim Prima Nocta on all our BarcaLoungers!

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Unemployed minors?

Just the ones afraid to get their hands dirty. 

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Unemployed minors

Damn right. These layabout kids in my house need some time in the foundry / sweatshop and start contributing to the family. 

41 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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This is satire right?

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Asked and answered.

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Kamala HQ posts on Truth Social for the lulz. I'm shocked that Truth lets her have an account.

 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

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Me in March, when my wife was gone for two weeks to Portugal with her cousin.  

You know, a lot of people are saying he's got perfect hands, maybe the strongest hands in the country, I dunno, but that's what they're saying.

Everyone should start talking about Walz’s perfect hands. That’d drive tfg nuts that the 2nd on the opposition ticket was better than him.
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3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

my wife was gone for two weeks to Portugal with her cousin

she told you ernesto is her cousin?

1 hour ago, Constant said:

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3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Me in March, when my wife was gone for two weeks to Portugal with her cousin.  

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28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Stollen

Stollen (German Christmas Bread)

14 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

NRA not pleased the Dems like camo hats.

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Walz needs to show his closet full of camo. Guaranteed he owns more camo than any GQP politician. 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Stollen (German Christmas Bread)

Authentic stollen has a log of marzipan in it. 

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46 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yes, they do this all the time.  But this version is fake - couches? Unemployed minors? lol

I mean, putting those moochin' street urchins to work is part of the Project 2025 plan, so it seemed like that might be legit.  I was about to do some digging until I saw the couches ...

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Friend saw this on 5th Avenue. Pretty, pretty good. 97280e5261b80741b2668f239d1e46ad.jpg

So this is not scientific at all, but some political scientists / data dorks have noticed you can draw some parallels from the WA House primary results (since everyone gets a ballot to vote in a jungle primary, so it's the most representative of a general election) to the November general election:

2022: D+10 primary results = R+2 national 
2020: D+14 primary results = D+2 national
2018: D+20 primary results = D+7 national (was actually D+8)

As of now, with some trailing mail ballots left to count, it is D+17, which would equate to around a D+5 national environmental for November. 

Popular vote +5 is around the electoral college advantage the GQP holds, right?

So about a toss up if election was today.

3 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Popular vote +5 is around the electoral college advantage the GQP holds, right?

 

Biden won by 4.5 nationally.  So I think it's a little less.  Hillary lost while winning by 2.1 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So this is not scientific at all, but some political scientists / data dorks have noticed you can draw some parallels from the WA House primary results (since everyone gets a ballot to vote in a jungle primary, so it's the most representative of a general election) to the November general election:

2022: D+10 primary results = R+2 national 
2020: D+14 primary results = D+2 national
2018: D+20 primary results = D+7 national (was actually D+8)

As of now, with some trailing mail ballots left to count, it is D+17, which would equate to around a D+5 national environmental for November. 

I'm sorry, that's stupid. There is absolutely zero reason to think the WA house primary is representative of the national likely voting population. Any apparent pattern over the short term is entirely random. 

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So the media demanded Harris answer questions  about policy, she goes over to reporters yesterday to take questions and they all ask her about is Trump

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He doesn’t know what that means. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ah, the party of freedom.

and small government.  

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

It'll be included in the comprehensive healthcare plan.

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6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

"I have no idea how to answer the question you just asked, so I will ramble nonsense in an attempt to not alienate my base while also not committing myself to anything specific."

He gives this fucking answer to every question, and the lack of acknowledgement or pushback is infuriating after nearly a decade.

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4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:


He doesn’t know what that means. 

 

You know, I've always said that the Immaculate Contraception was my favorite contraception.  Maybe the best contraception of all time.  I used to read Corinthians 2: Electric Boogaloo to Ivanka while she sat on my lap, and it tells you all about it.  I love Jesus, really, I do.  Man, Jesus, lamp, person.  Covfefe.

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Worst filibuster since Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham. 

Fun fact he also ate the child he stole that book from.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You know, I've always said that the Immaculate Contraception was my favorite contraception.  Maybe the best contraception of all time. 

Lets you give her the Franc-Ohhhh face worry-free, if you know what I mean.

 

That needs to be on a massive TV buy. In any sane world, saying that would be political suicide.
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40 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Chaser

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Nice crowd.

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39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:


He doesn’t know what that means. 

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