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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

They skurred

 

Yeah keep thinking that. We’ll see you on 11/5. 

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15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Yeah keep thinking that. We’ll see you on 11/5. 

promise?

14 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Everything Trump wish he had. Seeing a lot of my generation there. Republicans are in for a long, dark future. 

I know people keep comparing the current environment to Obama 2008.  Did Obama really have this much energy behind him?  No knock on Barack; I know this is all part Kamala and part the terror of a second Trump presidency.  But, I don't recall this level of excitement. Ever.  

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

They skurred

 

A shame they didn’t point out the source of that money George Soros

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

A shame they didn’t point out the source of that money George Soros

The mooslim? 

45 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Baytown Dotard doesn't quite have the same ring though does it?

I ain't gonna lie. The cheeto would be a baller mascot. 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

I don't think it's true. I saw he's going to do one rally in a swing state next week. Yep. A swing state.

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He’s not well liked in the Asheville area:

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28 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I know people keep comparing the current environment to Obama 2008.  Did Obama really have this much energy behind him?  No knock on Barack; I know this is all part Kamala and part the terror of a second Trump presidency.  But, I don't recall this level of excitement. Ever.  

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On 8/8/2024 at 11:31 AM, Js1 said:

That happens in a lot of red states.  Ohio, Kansas...

Because there's a difference between voting for or against an actual law that promotes or restricts freedom versus a person/party that tries to tell you what freedumb is and how they'll get you more of it (they won't).

53 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Easily 120k there, maybe 150k. 

On 8/7/2024 at 11:15 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

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On 8/7/2024 at 11:28 AM, South Austin said:

I think he was technically a correspondent.  Probably something like Lieutenant Steven Hauk.

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On 8/7/2024 at 11:40 AM, Gil Bang said:

I'll bet JD uses very expensive eyeliner...more expensive than the average woman could afford.    Somebody should look into that.

All of these point to the same thing 

 

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Easily 120k there, maybe 150k. 

Is my sarcasm meter broken?
5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Is my sarcasm meter broken?

Trump exaggeration sizes

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Soros is really dishing it out this year!  The enthusiasm bonus payments are 🙌

57 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I know people keep comparing the current environment to Obama 2008.  Did Obama really have this much energy behind him?  No knock on Barack; I know this is all part Kamala and part the terror of a second Trump presidency.  But, I don't recall this level of excitement. Ever.  

I dunno, Barack was easily the most famous person on the planet during that campaign.

59 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I know people keep comparing the current environment to Obama 2008.  Did Obama really have this much energy behind him?  No knock on Barack; I know this is all part Kamala and part the terror of a second Trump presidency.  But, I don't recall this level of excitement. Ever.  

Yes and what's more his opposition was much more competent.

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I dunno, Barack was easily the most famous person on the planet during that campaign.

The GOP complained that he was a “celebrity.”

17 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Is my sarcasm meter broken?

Maybe it's time we discussed your sarcasm meter's warranty? 

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Trump exaggeration sizes

This. 

The GOP complained that he was a “celebrity.”

So of course they immediately run Bozo the Clown out as their nominee.
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32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


the email was only sent to Trump ….

’Vote now for Trump, all time best President ‘ ……

2 hours ago, horngrad03 said:

Aren't yall excited?!?!

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and......BUCEES!!!

 

Is it hot in Texas on August 31?

From a Harris-Walz campaign official: There are over 12,000 people in the Las Vegas arena. In the last hour, local law enforcement made the decision to close the doors to the event due to people becoming ill while waiting outside to go through security in the 109-degree heat. Approximately 4,000 people were in line and in cars when the entrances were shut down

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it hot in Texas on August 31?

Scheduling an all day maga parade on CFB opening day is certainly a choice.

Also,

 

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

From a Harris-Walz campaign official: There are over 12,000 people in the Las Vegas arena. In the last hour, local law enforcement made the decision to close the doors to the event due to people becoming ill while waiting outside to go through security in the 109-degree heat. Approximately 4,000 people were in line and in cars when the entrances were shut down

They should try to do one at the Sphere. Holy shit. 

 

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

Fat donnie's twitter date with elmo on monday night is gonna be something else. I wont watch that one, because fuck legitimizing that cesspool, but I'm assuming Trump will boldly go where none of his advisors think possible. The other funny thing about that couple is both men will enter that room with 100% certainty that they will be the one receiving oral. 

Both think they are the smartest guy in any room, and Elmo won't be too happy that Trump was trashing EVs and bitching about reinforcing bridges, etc.

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

They should try to do one at the Sphere. Holy shit. 

 


He is so good at this. 

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TexAgs is predictably handling this all quite well:

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Tom Fox
 
 
6:09p 
 
In reply to Hungry Ojos
 
Hungry Ojos said:
I think we need to accept the fact that Trump is not going to win. Harris is up in all of the polls, she's starting to gather huge crowds, and the MSM is doing everything in its power to push her across. Trump simply cannot win another general election. He is entirely too hated. Plus, he just refuses to change. He won't listen to advisors, won't prepare for debates, won't shut the **** up about stuff that doesn't matter, and continues to step on his own dick. Harris has to be the weakest presidential candidate of all time, and has a record of absolute patheticness…and is still going to win.

But instead of accepting that, we are putting our fingers in our ears and saying "nuh-uh", "polls are rigged and fake" or "lol, just wait till Harris implodes at the debates!" None of that is going to happen. It's entirely wishful thinking. The one thing the right is not doing however, is forcing Trump to change by NOT showing up at his stupid rallies or ending campaign contributions until he changes. 

I honestly cannot fathom how he ****ed this up. He survived an assassination attempt and ended Biden's political career…only to lose to the most unqualified, idiotic, vapid excuse for a candidate imaginable.

Republicans are completely outmatched and will continue to lose in perpetuity. The left is sooooooooooo much better at politics than we are, and when you add in the MSM, Hollywood, illegals, the courts, etc., it ends up being too much.

If America survives this next four years, Republicans are going to have to do something dramatic to stay relevant. Populism didn't work, true conservatism (DeSantis) was rejected for more carnival barking, and it's only getting more bleak. 

I don't know what the answer is, but this ain't it. There is zero excuse for losing this election. Yet here we are.
End universal suffrage or the masses will vote us into socialism and then communism. Letting every idiot vote was the real issue. They outnumber us. It is just math at this point.

 

Presuming that person means some sort of minimal IQ requirement for voting, I guess let's try it if they want it so bad?

Just now, Pancho said:

About 150,000 listening on twitter to the vegas rally

Almost 75k watching via PBS on YouTube

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

TexAgs is predictably handling this all quite well:

 

Says the dude who is associated with the school providing the higher education to 70K mostly Texans at any given time....which should bother us all, after all it's just math at this point.

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Yes, it was the intelligent, educated people in this country that gave us President Donald J Trump. 

2 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

TexAgs is predictably handling this all quite well:

 

 

I’ll say this—twitter was pretty booming last night and this morning that the assasination was staged. I’m surprised Elmo let it stay up as long as it did. 

And—every post in the political forum of TexAgs should be sent to all of their Black athletes and Black recruits

TexAgs is predictably handling this all quite well:
 

Tom Fox     6:09p    In reply to Hungry Ojos  
Hungry Ojos said: I think we need to accept the fact that Trump is not going to win. Harris is up in all of the polls, she's starting to gather huge crowds, and the MSM is doing everything in its power to push her across. Trump simply cannot win another general election. He is entirely too hated. Plus, he just refuses to change. He won't listen to advisors, won't prepare for debates, won't shut the **** up about stuff that doesn't matter, and continues to step on his own dick. Harris has to be the weakest presidential candidate of all time, and has a record of absolute patheticness…and is still going to win.

But instead of accepting that, we are putting our fingers in our ears and saying "nuh-uh", "polls are rigged and fake" or "lol, just wait till Harris implodes at the debates!" None of that is going to happen. It's entirely wishful thinking. The one thing the right is not doing however, is forcing Trump to change by NOT showing up at his stupid rallies or ending campaign contributions until he changes. 

I honestly cannot fathom how he ****ed this up. He survived an assassination attempt and ended Biden's political career…only to lose to the most unqualified, idiotic, vapid excuse for a candidate imaginable.

Republicans are completely outmatched and will continue to lose in perpetuity. The left is sooooooooooo much better at politics than we are, and when you add in the MSM, Hollywood, illegals, the courts, etc., it ends up being too much.

If America survives this next four years, Republicans are going to have to do something dramatic to stay relevant. Populism didn't work, true conservatism (DeSantis) was rejected for more carnival barking, and it's only getting more bleak. 

I don't know what the answer is, but this ain't it. There is zero excuse for losing this election. Yet here we are.
End universal suffrage or the masses will vote us into socialism and then communism. Letting every idiot vote was the real issue. They outnumber us. It is just math at this point.  

I enjoyed reading that.
6 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Butter. You can always put some butter on a chip. 

Or on a saltine. Vintage El Patio FTMFW.

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

I was a MAGA activist and pundit, and left MAGA, in 2022, after 7 years in it. If The Atlantic might consider a personal piece from me, Peter, let me know, please. What MAGA Americans need to see is others like them—who support(ed) Trump and MAGA for what they thought were the right reasons—who made the decision to leave MAGA; and, the reasons why they left. MAGA Americans remain in MAGA because it is a community. For those with friends and family in MAGA, you’ve probably made appeals based on facts, citing reputable sources, etc., and you’ve found they have not had any success. MAGA Americans will not leave unless they have a new community to go to; our Leaving MAGA org./team is actively building such a community. Soon, we will publish testimonials of some who, like me, were MAGA true believers, and left. For those in the thrall of MAGA, facts, policies, etc., will, almost never, have any successful effect. If you want to re-engage your friends and family who are in MAGA, make a sincere effort to try and understand their perspectives, which are likely shaped by many of the everyday concerns and worries most Americans share. If you’ve already done this, do it again—this time, however, ask if they’d be willing to hear my story, and introduce them to our Leaving MAGA org. You will be pleasantly surprised by how many are willing to take a look at my own journey in, and out of, MAGA, as well as our org. At the upcoming Democratic convention, a brief video of my story will air. I am also co-chairing the Republicans for Harris FL team, because I need to make amends for my past decisions and rhetoric—all of which I take complete responsibility for. Yes, MAGA will remain, but we must mercy-kill the GOP, electorally, and begin to move on from Trump—someone I helped get elected. A national reconciliation is possible. Thank you.

Oh.

 

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17 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

TexAgs is predictably handling this all quite well:

 

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Of all the places in NC, he picks the leftest leaning pocket?

It's a wise move - all the MAGA in that part of NC will be desperate to shed the libtards will be happy to open their wallets.  The MAGA in MAGA-controlled parts of the state will be more happy/satisfied and less willing to give up cash for something they already have.

Kamala’s fucking 🔥 

 

her speech writers are doing a helluva job as well. 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's a wise move - all the MAGA in that part of NC will be desperate to shed the libtards will be happy to open their wallets.  The MAGA in MAGA-controlled parts of the state will be more happy/satisfied and less willing to give up cash for something they already have.

MAGA travels from podunk towns to real cities.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Yep. Fuck that. The only thing we should give them is all the hemlock they can drink. I’m fucking done with those treasonous pieces of shit. They can do the world a favor and drink hemlock. That’s what they can do to help. I don’t believe a single one who says they’re “converting.” Bullshit.

 

But they was just funnin!  Pssh, yall thought they was serious?  Naw, cmon now!  Just a bit of fun!  Let’s all be friends again now right?

Technical issue seem to sapped the energy a bit compared to AZ but damn Kamala closed this out strong!

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Kamala’s fucking 🔥 

her speech writers are doing a helluva job as well. 

 

But I was told she's using the same script daily.

By now, it ought to be memorized.

 

 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But I was told she's using the same script daily.

By now, it ought to be memorized.

 

 


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32 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Says the dude who is associated with the school providing the higher education to 70K mostly Texans at any given time....which should bother us all, after all it's just math at this point.

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