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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I’ve listened to folks on spaces before, and they don’t sound like Kramer on Novocain. 

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14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Trumper today basically equated Walz DWI with everything Trump has done. Ugh. 

Not sure how or why yall associate with these people. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how or why yall associate with these people. 

Not a friend. High school classmate on Facebook. Most Trumpers I’ve blocked. 

34 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“The Groups” are when a popular or semi popular cause or community of interest coalesces into a group of student council and grifter types who claim to speak for the cause but really just speak for themselves. 
so, BLM the group as opposed to black life mattering, the NRA the group as opposed to shooters and hunters, here in Austin you have SOS which claims to speak for environmentalists but is mostly speaking for Bill Bunch and his landlord pals, etc.

 

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This is a Group I could get behind

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Not a friend. High school classmate on Facebook. Most Trumpers I’ve blocked. 

You missed one then 

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Next time don’t speak at their convention, you penis looking dope

 

45 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Not a friend. High school classmate on Facebook. Most Trumpers I’ve blocked. 

I tend to leave them on my friend list to remind me I’m not the dumbest around.

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6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

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Them titties is in order from smallest to largest. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Next time don’t speak at their convention, you penis looking dope

 

When did he do this?  I recall he’s been against the dotard for quite a while now, no?

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

some union leader called Don a scab

The UAW president.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Next time don’t speak at their convention, you penis looking dope

 

Ah yes, shocking stuff as the leader of the leopards eating people’s faces union…

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

When did he do this?  I recall he’s been against the dotard for quite a while now, no?

RNC. Thanked them for having him there to speak. He did basically tell them the strength of America was in union labor and workers rights. Most glossed over it because he was speaking at the RNC.

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Pretty sure 80% was Silver’s assessment for Hillary in the waning days of the 2016 campaign. 

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Them titties is in order from smallest to largest. 

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25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Wisconsin Dems showed out to defeat both shitty ballot measures.  Def fired up 

 

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Ozukee County in WI is currently on 51-49 for the ballot measure - Trump won this county 55-43. Waukesha is at 42% no - this was a 60-39 Trump county.

Dems making inroads into the WOW counties around Milwaukee go a long way to winning the state comfortably. Washington at 67-33 yes, this was a 68-30 county for Trump 

Will be interesting to see final margins. These 2 ballot measures are GOP aligned, so Wisconsin a) voted them down and b) are cutting into traditional margins in the WOW counties. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Pretty sure 80% was Silver’s assessment for Hillary in the waning days of the 2016 campaign. 

His model doesn’t say 80%. He is saying that +3 Harris nationally should equate to an electoral college win 80% of the time. This is not a forecast or prediction, he’s been saying for a while that Dems should feel good at +3

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Next time don’t speak at their convention, you penis looking dope

 

Seems like the Teamsters need to find a president that's not a dumbass 

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

some union leader called Don a scab

Only UAW. 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Seems like the Teamsters need to find a president that's not a dumbass 

they should have Hoffa chance of accomplishing that.

10 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

they should have Hoffa chance of accomplishing that.

 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Trumper today basically equated Walz DWI with everything Trump has done. Ugh. 

"So you voted for Gore in 2000 then?"

His cheating out cities of the money they are owed by his campaign needs to be a much larger story. 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Next time don’t speak at their convention, you penis looking dope

 

 

 

 

I saw this guy live during their convention and seriously sat there for 5 minutes wondering why the dude from Hot Tub Time Machine was speaking at the RNC.

Say what you want about the cheese heads, but they've been crawling through glass to vote Democrat since the spring of 2018. 

Meanwhile, across the St Croix, the top of the GOP ticket will have a deadbeat dad joining the rapist/felon. Good luck!

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I saw this guy live during their convention and seriously sat there for 5 minutes wondering why the dude from Hot Tub Time Machine was speaking at the RNC.

Shotgun to the dick!

“She looks like the most beautiful actress ever to live,” he said. “It was a drawing, and actually, she looked very much like a great first lady, Melania.” 
 

This is my favorite brain dump of his yet. 

All the talk on earlier pages about putting resources in TX or FL got me thinking if any of the shitbird states should be targeted, it’s Ohio.  You can tie it in nicely with the blitz on the other Big 10 states and who knows, maybe Vance’s weirdness will wear thin on them since they have to deal with him on a daily basis.  I think it would be the easiest one to pick off out of the unholy trinity of ass that is TX, FL, OH.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

All the talk on earlier pages about putting resources in TX or FL got me thinking if any of the shitbird states should be targeted, it’s Ohio.  You can tie it in nicely with the blitz on the other Big 10 states and who knows, maybe Vance’s weirdness will wear thin on them since they have to deal with him on a daily basis.  I think it would be the easiest one to pick off out of the unholy trinity of ass that is TX, FL, OH.

Plus nobody's moving to OH, it's just a bunch of people fleeing

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

All the talk on earlier pages about putting resources in TX or FL got me thinking if any of the shitbird states should be targeted, it’s Ohio.  You can tie it in nicely with the blitz on the other Big 10 states and who knows, maybe Vance’s weirdness will wear thin on them since they have to deal with him on a daily basis.  I think it would be the easiest one to pick off out of the unholy trinity of ass that is TX, FL, OH.

With how the unions seems to be very engaged, I think OH would be certainly easier than TX. 

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

With how the unions seems to be very engaged, I think OH would be certainly easier than TX. 

Ohio followed by Florida seem more likely than Texas. 

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

With how the unions seems to be very engaged, I think OH would be certainly easier than TX. 

Would be incredible to see TX flip though. If only there were a good senate candidate

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Ozukee County in WI is currently on 51-49 for the ballot measure - Trump won this county 55-43. Waukesha is at 42% no - this was a 60-39 Trump county.

Dems making inroads into the WOW counties around Milwaukee go a long way to winning the state comfortably. Washington at 67-33 yes, this was a 68-30 county for Trump 

Will be interesting to see final margins. These 2 ballot measures are GOP aligned, so Wisconsin a) voted them down and b) are cutting into traditional margins in the WOW counties. 

This is the political perversion I come here for!

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

All the talk on earlier pages about putting resources in TX or FL got me thinking if any of the shitbird states should be targeted, it’s Ohio.  You can tie it in nicely with the blitz on the other Big 10 states and who knows, maybe Vance’s weirdness will wear thin on them since they have to deal with him on a daily basis.  I think it would be the easiest one to pick off out of the unholy trinity of ass that is TX, FL, OH.

What a perfect political description of those 3 states. 

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Pink’s brother is a Walz fan

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Next time don’t speak at their convention, you penis looking dope

 

 

Didn't the Biden administration bail out the Teamsters pension fund, while the Trump administration was one of the most anti-union administrations in history?

 

Them titties is in order from smallest to largest. 

And yet, I’m going 1,2,3.4.
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Ozukee County in WI is currently on 51-49 for the ballot measure - Trump won this county 55-43. Waukesha is at 42% no - this was a 60-39 Trump county.

Dems making inroads into the WOW counties around Milwaukee go a long way to winning the state comfortably. Washington at 67-33 yes, this was a 68-30 county for Trump 

Will be interesting to see final margins. These 2 ballot measures are GOP aligned, so Wisconsin a) voted them down and b) are cutting into traditional margins in the WOW counties. 

It's probably more a primary vs general electorate thing than anything.

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is an absolute moron, like a lot of NYC cops. Do they live in Staten Island?


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