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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Translation:  we won't do a debate that isn't moderated by Newsmax or Fox with a full MAGA audience and zero fact checking.

 

 

Except that they will under the same terms he's currently saying he won't accept as their poll numbers keep cratering.  Same for the top of the ticket.

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He has consistently made comments like this for eight years. We do lots of "free ad for democrats" stuff, but they really should compile a collection of his utter nonsense into a "See?? The guy is a fucking lunatic and shouldn't be anywhere near any position of power" ad. Hell you could put together 10 of them. 

The ad I would like to see:
Video footage on dudes beating Capitol police. Freeze frame. Add graphics to show assailants’ names and that they were found guilty. Then “why does plan to pardon these men?”….”is it because they were following his directions?”…”is it so others will follow in their place?”
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RFK Jr. could be the Secretary of Disappointing Children

21 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

3) He can charge the campaign for the event space and catering

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

They see the polling too, I’m sure Turtle has passed it around 

 

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Did we discuss the fox poll with turnip +1?

That poll is pretty reputable.

It’s going to be milked for a month. Also good there’s not herding

 

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

 


mark levin is a walking talking pile of human waste 

not enough ‘fucks’ in this world for that douche bag 

Milked for a month? That poll will be forgotten by next week if things keep generally trending for Kamala. 

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Milked for a month? That poll will be forgotten by next week if things keep generally trending for Kamala. 

Milked by the Trump campaign. 

Jordan Peterson approves of all the milking

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Milked by the Trump campaign. 

I hope so! 

Oh

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Dumb son of a bitch

 

@mdmost Trump obviously never had a dream about playing Jeopardy with Bill Nye the Science Guy.

All he needs is to remain in the race and court the crazy vote

53 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Did we discuss the fox poll with turnip +1?

That poll is pretty reputable.

This would be an outlier

 

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https://www.threads.net/@tomwellborn3/post/C-pueYPurdN/?xmt=AQGzIZq3e3QTfxPKqsu1_FUvM5XaeNnnf9piw1uxavL1Ng

Convicted felon Trump’s Arizona rallies are shrinking due to unpaid invoices and drained PAC funds. Once filling massive venues, he’s now confined to small spaces like Dream City Church, funded by others. While Harris fills stadiums, Trump’s financial mismanagement leaves him begging for scraps. 

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

All he needs is to remain in the race and court the crazy vote

It'll never happen. If he is proactively reaching out to both the Trump and Harris campaigns in August regarding some sort of quid pro quo arrangement, he has already decided he's out and he's negotiating for the best deal. Which I would have to assume comes from Trump's side, because that dumb SOB offers nothing. 

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It'll never happen. If he is proactively reaching out to both the Trump and Harris campaigns in August regarding some sort of quid pro quo arrangement, he has already decided he's out and he's negotiating for the best deal. Which I would have to assume comes from Trump's side, because that dumb SOB offers nothing. 

I mean... his 2-5% may actually be decisive. If there was anyway to ensure the majority of it went Harris's way, it may actually be worth offering him something, as repulsive as it may be. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Riiiiiiiiing.

Harris, looks at the number

”New phone, who dis?”

2 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

Vetting? You think Trump has any competent people in his orbit?

Peter Thiel told Jr that Vance should be the pick and it was done. 

I know it's foolish, but part of me likes to pretend that a person with a decent shot at becoming the next president might have a person or two on his team at least going through some of the normal motions of running a presidential campaign.

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I mean... his 2-5% may actually be decisive. If there was anyway to ensure the majority of it went Harris's way, it may actually be worth offering him something, as repulsive as it may be. 

Harris should offer him an Ambassador to Chad. That’s the final and best offer.

2 minutes ago, austingirl said:

I know it's foolish, but part of me likes to pretend that a person with a decent shot at becoming the next president might have a person or two on his team at least going through some of the normal motions of running a presidential campaign.

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Trump doesn’t pay his bills. Competent people like to get paid.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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17 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I mean... his 2-5% may actually be decisive. If there was anyway to ensure the majority of it went Harris's way, it may actually be worth offering him something, as repulsive as it may be. 

You don't want that goofball anywhere near the campaign.  Calling them a bunch of weirdos seems to have finally cracked the code.  Let them saddle up with the ultimate weirdo and see how that plays with the middle.

13 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

How could I have never seen or heard of this American Classic?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Project 2025 was going to be their agenda

Still is, they just aren't publicizing it as much.

48 minutes ago, The Dog said:

https://www.threads.net/@tomwellborn3/post/C-pueYPurdN/?xmt=AQGzIZq3e3QTfxPKqsu1_FUvM5XaeNnnf9piw1uxavL1Ng

Convicted felon Trump’s Arizona rallies are shrinking due to unpaid invoices and drained PAC funds. Once filling massive venues, he’s now confined to small spaces like Dream City Church, funded by others. While Harris fills stadiums, Trump’s financial mismanagement leaves him begging for scraps. 

he should start booking doubleheaders with the midget rasslin'

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This is fucking infuriating. How the fuck do they get away with this shit. 

EDIT: Completely unacceptable for Biden to sit back and watch this happen. Cut off the damn money or set Bibi straight. FUCK.

 

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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Is that  Nick Saban in the background?

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5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I posted this because I have absolutely been, in my professional career, the victim of both sexism/misogyny and the fucking glass ceiling.

It doesn't help when for years, people have used phrases like, "Cry like a girl" or "Throw like a girl" or "Hit like a girl" to insult male children. Honestly, enough is enough. Men have been in power for 200+ years here in the US. We have a country that is more than 50% female, and yet the makeup of Congress doesn't reflect that. Time to let us be in charge. 

49 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I mean... his 2-5% may actually be decisive. If there was anyway to ensure the majority of it went Harris's way, it may actually be worth offering him something, as repulsive as it may be. 

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9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I posted this because I have absolutely been, in my professional career, the victim of both sexism/misogyny and the fucking glass ceiling.

It doesn't help when for years, people have used phrases like, "Cry like a girl" or "Throw like a girl" or "Hit like a girl" to insult male children. Honestly, enough is enough. Men have been in power for 200+ years here in the US. We have a country that is more than 50% female, and yet the makeup of Congress doesn't reflect that. Time to let us be in charge. 

I'm here for it. Y'all got this. 

This is fucking infuriating. How the fuck do they get away with this shit. 
EDIT: Completely unacceptable for Biden to sit back and watch this happen. Cut off the damn money or set Bibi straight. FUCK.
 

They weren’t discussing Gaza. They were talking about whatever mob bosses talk about when they get together.
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They weren’t discussing Gaza. They were talking about whatever mob bosses talk about when they get together.

Trump is going to take credit for a cease fire. 

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

"Ukraine War" huh? Thought they'd opt for War of Ukrainian Aggression.

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4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Trump is going to take credit for a cease fire. 

No one gives a shit.

49 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He says “this is the greatest commercial they’ve ever had”, then proceeds to disparage the fuck out of the company/product by holding it up as the example of the negative impact of inflation.

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Trump is going to take credit for a cease fire. 

Bibi doesn’t want a cease fire. He’s just playing Trump. 

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