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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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These people were in hand to hand combat with police officers, for hours. Just for starters.

I wonder if Trump’s advisers literally want to kill him.

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Just now, Red Five said:

These people were in hand to hand combat with police officers, for hours. Just for starters.

I wonder if Trump’s advisers literally want to kill him.

his own supporters do, so probably

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25 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He has done nothing to expand his electorate. Just base red meat. 

"And the Best Lead Blocker Award goes to . . . . Ashli Babbitt!!!!!"

Good lord. Fox and Friends served up a meatball right down the middle of the plate and Trump whiffed.

 

his own supporters do, so probably

It’s just….. He’s holding a fucking benefit for people who attacked police officers who were DEFENDING OUR CAPITOL.

Every once in a while you’re hit with something that seems too far fetched even for our simulation. Should lead off every newscast/should lose 95% of his support overnight, etc.
1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Good lord. Fox and Friends served up a meatball right down the middle of the plate and Trump whiffed.

 

"I read Project 2025. Some good stuff.  Some very good stuff.  Some maybe not so good stuff.  I have no idea what Project 2025 is."

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Good lord. Fox and Friends served up a meatball right down the middle of the plate and Trump whiffed.

 

With all the scrutiny on Secret Service, I'm sure they love the unplanned stroll into a crowd.  

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wtf?

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wtf?

 

 

 

Weirdest fleshlight I've ever used.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:


It’s just….. He’s holding a fucking benefit for people who attacked police officers who were DEFENDING OUR CAPITOL.

Every once in a while you’re hit with something that seems too far fetched even for our simulation. Should lead off every newscast/should lose 95% of his support overnight, etc.

“Here’s why that’s bad for Kamala Harris”

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35 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

He has done nothing to expand his electorate. Just base red meat. 

This is about encouraging his supporters to commit more violence in his name.

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Okay…

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Okay…

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wtf?

 

 

 

Fuck yeah, will make excellent Christmas gifts 

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That ok from the donut lady was just too perfect

27 minutes ago, Tuco said:

With all the scrutiny on Secret Service, I'm sure they love the unplanned stroll into a crowd.  


It was staged.

25 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Okay…

Or she knew who he was and was trying to stay professional rather than telling him to fuck off.  

Perhaps he should have led with "I"m JD Vance, and I am working to eliminate minimum wage laws and overtime pay."

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

He has done nothing to expand his electorate. Just base red meat. 

between this and his new crypto scam service, I'm guessing that he sees his only options as president or jail&bankrupt.

3 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Good lord it’s real. I also came across this when searching for the website to see if it was real. We are truly living in Idiocracy.

https://gettrumpybear.com

You've seriously never seen Trump Bear commercials before?

High Point - 47-47 tie in NC

Insider Advantage (Hannity’s polling outfit) - 46.6 Trump, 46 Harris in PA. Really had to go all the way out to decimal points to give their boy a lead 

IA was off by 7 points to the right in 2022 in the PA senate race - had Oz +2 and he lost by 5

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

High Point - 47-47 tie in NC

Insider Advantage (Hannity’s polling outfit) - 48.6 Trump, 48.3 Harris in PA. Really had to go all the way out to decimal points to give their boy a lead 

What’s their MOE?  I’m sure it justifies the tenths inclusion. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s their MOE?  I’m sure it justifies the tenths inclusion. 

I was looking at the wrong numbers - its 46.6 to 46 lol

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

This is about encouraging his supporters to commit more violence in his name.

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Giuliani's back! He had been kind of out of the spotlight for a while don't even remember seeing him at the RNC

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

J6 Prison Choir? Holy shit that sounds awful.

It gets really weird when they hit the high notes.

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

J6 Prison Choir? Holy shit that sounds awful.

Sadly, it's a thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_All_(song)

 

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"Justice for All" is a charity record by former United States President Donald Trump and the J6 Prison Choir, a choir of about 20 men imprisoned for their involvement in the January 6 United States Capitol attack. The profits from the song are dedicated to the legal aid of people incarcerated for the attack. The song was produced by an unidentified recording artist.[1]

 

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The song consists of Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America interspersed with the J6 Prison Choir singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" with an ambient backing track. The song finishes with the choir chanting "U-S-A!" six times.[3][5][6] The Pledge of Allegiance portion was recorded at Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago, while the choir's singing was recorded through a prison phone.[1]

 

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I like how they started with "It was Antifa" and "It was the FBI" but just eventually said "Eh fuck it no one cares. Let's just call them heroes." 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Her “Dem buddies” quit talking to her about 7 years ago.  You know they aren’t all of a sudden sending her messages.

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wtf?

 

 

 

JD is gonna wedge that Trumpy Fish between the couch pillows.

8 minutes ago, F250 said:

JD is gonna wedge that Trumpy Fish between the couch pillows.

Go look up the marketing company behind the Trumpy Trout, Top Dog Direct.  They have been behind some doozies.

17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Season 1 Ff GIF by Freeform

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

The second half of the text is interesting: 

When I point out what the Democratic Party and their super PACs have done to sabotage our campaign, their response is always, “but Trump is worse.” Here’s an idea: stop suing us. Let us debate. Quit rigging the media and the polls. It’s a simple formula, people—get with it.

1. Doesn't really refute Trump is worse.  What a hollow fucking endorsement, if there is one. 

2. Seems to be fishing for a negotiation rather than explaining a decision.  

That doesn't sound like someone who is actually planning to endorse Trump tomorrow.  They may, but it seems like they are trying to figure out other options. Or they are just terrible at this.

 

Man, the Dems were so right that the sequel is always worse.  

J5 blows the J6 Choir out of the water.  They should play J5's "Freedom" tonight just to troll.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he sounds like shit

Did his Adderall scrip run out or something, wtf? That's some low energy horseshit right there. #sad

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

The second half of the text is interesting: 

When I point out what the Democratic Party and their super PACs have done to sabotage our campaign, their response is always, “but Trump is worse.” Here’s an idea: stop suing us. Let us debate. Quit rigging the media and the polls. It’s a simple formula, people—get with it.

1. Doesn't really refute Trump is worse.  What a hollow fucking endorsement, if there is one. 

2. Seems to be fishing for a negotiation rather than explaining a decision.  

That doesn't sound like someone who is actually planning to endorse Trump tomorrow.  They may, but it seems like they are trying to figure out other options. Or they are just terrible at this.

 

I think that they went fishing for a spot in government, but the D's just said no thanks

5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Bill said he checked the numbers three times. I had no doubt he was correct. 

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