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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Would reply to [mention=298]C-Man[/mention] but no one needs to see that shit twice.
Damn she is ugly and that baby bump?  Baron gonna have a brother?

If they’re having “sex” how do they make it work with both of their FUPAs? We know Don isn’t big enough to hit her from behind.

Non-inquiring minds don’t want to know.
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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


If they’re having “sex” how do they make it work with both of their FUPAs? We know Don isn’t big enough to hit her from behind.

Non-inquiring minds don’t want to know.

He says he is a leader ivf. And maybe she is master of that domain.

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Imagine Pete debating Trump.

I think Kamala is actually better because she can get under his skin as a black woman in ways Pete could never dream. 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Sure...but have you done it while wearing a completely full diaper?

Point to DJT!

The trick is to just imagine that everyone in the audience also has a completely full diaper.

12 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

The trick is to just imagine that everyone in the audience also has a completely full diaper.

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6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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only the best people ….

 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

wtf is wrong with her face ???

Everything. 

6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Amazing that this loon and Tulsi were able to make it so far in the Democratic Party. 
 

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So the people being vilified here, the Haitian community, who practice voodoo, which is totally real, and they’re going to use it against democrats, and not the people vilifying them, the republicans. 
 

classic republican logic. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

only the best people ….

 

Barry University’s finest.

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I was willing to give it a chance until somebody told me they put cinnamon on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chili, not the pets

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

 

Hate me if you must. 

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

 

Hate me if you must. 

You think shit is good?  No wonder you ruin your chili.

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Thinking this morning that the real October Surprise this campaign season might be the public unveiling that Trump and Loomer are having an affair.

 

Also, this:

 

 

 

 

 

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This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. In a presidential race, at this time. 
 

I thought it was super odd that 3-4 weeks ago, at some shit rally, trump randomly brought up loomers name and we all said “wtf?” Why is he mentioning her, she’s fringe AF even for the right wing? We all recognized it was odd but dismissed it. Fast forward  few weeks and she’s debarking his place for the debate as part of his debate team, and acting as his surrogate in the spin room. I mean what the fuck. 
 

this crazy butch just started sending him gape shots and said he could do whatever in his DMs and he started inviting her to events. And they want to give nuke codes to this guy? It’s amazing. 
 

the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.  

Tuesday’s presidential debate was, among other things, an excellent real-world test of the candidates’ cognitive fitness—and any fair-minded mental-health expert would be very worried about Donald Trump’s performance, Richard A. Friedman writes.⁠

Friedman, a psychiatrist, has not examined either of the candidates, but he did watch the debate “with particular attention to the candidates’ vocabulary, verbal and logical coherence, and ability to adapt to new topics—all signs of a healthy brain.” Although Kamala Harris “certainly exhibited some rigidity and repetition, her speech remained within the normal realm for politicians, who have a reputation for harping on their favorite talking points,” he writes. “By contrast, Donald Trump’s expressions of those tendencies were alarming. He displayed some striking, if familiar, patterns that are commonly seen among people in cognitive decline.”⁠

For much of the debate, Friedman notes, Trump’s train of thought was difficult, if not impossible, to follow. His answers went beyond evasiveness, into circumstantial and tangential speech. His repetitions “seemed compulsive, not strategic,” and he was repetitive in not just his form but also his content. After praising the Hungarian strongman Viktor Orbán, for instance, “Trump spoke unprompted, at length, and without clarity about gas pipelines in the United States and Europe, an issue unlikely to connect with many voters. A few minutes later, he brought up the pipelines again.” ⁠

“If a patient presented to me with the verbal incoherence, tangential thinking, and repetitive speech that Trump now regularly demonstrates, I would almost certainly refer them for a rigorous neuropsychiatric evaluation to rule out a cognitive illness,” Friedman continues at the link in our bio. “Only careful medical examination can establish whether someone indeed has a diagnosable illness—simply observing Trump, or anyone else, from afar is not enough. For those who do have such diseases or conditions, several treatments and services exist to help them and their loved ones cope with their decline. But that does not mean any of them would be qualified to serve as commander in chief.”⁠
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This Loomer thing makes me think about how easy it would be for a real trained honey pot to sidle up next to that fucking guy. State secrets wouldn’t have a chance. Not that he wouldn’t tell Loomer everything he knows - and may have already. She’s of the same cast as him and she would happily tweet out State secrets if it meant five more clicks. Attention horse gonna whinny and all.

8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

 Greensboro Coliseum.  Flair Vs Rhodes and now Kamala Harris.  

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I watched this live and it was glorious.

38 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Look, I'm gonna be honest... I make my chili with a shitload of spice, but it also includes cinnamon, brown sugar, and is slow-cooked in an entire 6 pack of stout beer until the liquid burns off. And it's good as shit. (No beans, obviously). 

“No beans!” shrieks white man who simmers English stout and brown sugar with expensive, marbled, steak cut beef to create his Very Authentic Market Square Texas Red. 
 

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18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I watched this live and it was glorious.

“No beans!” shrieks white man who simmers English stout and brown sugar with expensive, marbled, steak cut beef to create his Very Authentic Market Square Texas Red. 
 

Absolutely 

I kinda want that tweet from putt posted in the Oil Baron thread to see Rex's reaction.

Vance and Co have to be planning to use the 25th on Donny the day after he’s sworn in, right?

I know someone who named their new baby Melania a few years ago. Tempted to ask when they’re planning to change her name to Laura.

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

compulsive, not strategic

Just described Trump's entire career in politics. Anything remotely approaching strategy was Trump being manipulated by Steve Bannon, Leonard Leo, or some other right-wing ghoul.

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Loomer looks like she got a quick peek at the Nazis opening the ark of the covenant and closed her eyes before her face fully melted off. 

9 hours ago, Foosters said:

Isn't Mario Lopez's "job" being a host of a TV show that talks about what celebrities are doing?

And sells supplements or something.  I never made it through one of his infomercials 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. In a presidential race, at this time. 
 

I thought it was super odd that 3-4 weeks ago, at some shit rally, trump randomly brought up loomers name and we all said “wtf?” Why is he mentioning her, she’s fringe AF even for the right wing? We all recognized it was odd but dismissed it. Fast forward  few weeks and she’s debarking his place for the debate as part of his debate team, and acting as his surrogate in the spin room. I mean what the fuck. 
 

this crazy butch just started sending him gape shots and said he could do whatever in his DMs and he started inviting her to events. And they want to give nuke codes to this guy? It’s amazing. 
 

the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.  

And we need to remember. He brags about surrounding himself with the best people.

54 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Vance and Co have to be planning to use the 25th on Donny the day after he’s sworn in, right?


Wouldn’t surprise me since Vance is bought and paid for by thiel

 

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.  

THIS is the funniest fucking part.

MTG is a member of Congress.  Kari Lake has run 2 campaigns (both losing ones so far, but still), she was a rising star recruit in 2022.

And Loomer? Lost by 20 points for Congress in 2020, lost another primary in 2022 (after being backed by MTG!!) and then refused to concede and claimed she was the real winner. What else?

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Banned on twitter at one point before Mukstard reinstated her
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This is who prepped him for the debate, represented him in the spin room (besides himself) and now is going to events with him? 

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Remember that Thiel and Musk had Junior convince Trump to pick Vance.

I've thought for some time that the plan was to use MAGA to get Trump elected then the REAL coup occurs.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. 

I can't see any other explanation.  

She has a shitty educational background.  It does not appear from what I've read that she comes from a ton of family money or has parents who are politically connected to MAGA.  She's never held any public office, nor worked in any sort of governmental position.  She has no prior experience working on any political campaign, other than her own, where she lost the only two times she ever ran for office, and it's remarkable that even batshit crazy Floridians would not elect her.  It appears she was somehow attracted by the Trump campaign because she's yelled the loudest and craziest across social media platforms, and has the overly-doctored face that seems right in Donald's wheelhouse.  Sucking on his mushroom-sized penis seems like a fair non-misogynistic explanation.

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I can't see any other explanation.  

She has a shitty educational background.  It does not appear from what I've read that she comes from a ton of family money or has parents who are politically connected to MAGA.  She's never held any public office, nor worked in any sort of governmental position.  She has no prior experience working on any political campaign, other than her own, where she lost the only two times she ever ran for office, and it's remarkable that even batshit crazy Floridians would not elect her.  It appears she was somehow attracted by the Trump campaign because she's yelled the loudest and craziest across social media platforms, and has the overly-doctored face that seems right in Donald's wheelhouse.  Sucking on his mushroom-sized penis seems like a fair non-misogynistic explanation.

 

I mean, if he starts circling the drain, campaign-wise, i.e., Harris starts coming out to 6-8 point leads, leading in all the swing states, the hangers-on that stick by him are going to get more and more ridiculously bad. 

Someone like Lake has to start running away from him if she wants a prayer of a chance in AZ.  Others are going to have to seriously think about what their place will be in a non-Trump version of the GOP after 2024. Who is left? The losers like Loomer who face no repercussions for staying by his side until the end. 

It'll be her, Don Jr, Eric and Laura in the MAL Bunker on November 5 holding the cyanide pills. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. In a presidential race, at this time. 

Another data point, pointed out to me by a woman, of course: He's not wearing a wedding ring. And you can tell by the hat the image isn't flipped.

23 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

And sells supplements or something.  I never made it through one of his infomercials 

The dude that tells me which hot movies and stars I need to watch when I turn on my TV in a hotel room lecturing people about celebrity obsession.

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As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations. The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris

. Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at http://vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations. The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris

. Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at http://vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!

Maybe this will make Republicans boycott all travel now which would be great for making crowds smaller for the rest of us. 

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For such a long time, I've felt so jaded and like nothing these people do could possibly surprise me. Whether he's hitting that or not, inviting Laura Loomer into the inner circle to the point of her being a surrogate, flying to events with him, and god damn helping with debate prep. I really thought I was past disappointment in Dotard on a personal level but here we are. I remember the sweet summer days of thinking that someone as nuts as MTG could never get access and would continue to be shunned by the party. Not that long ago she was removed from all committee assignments, largely by vote of her own party. Now she's nowhere near the craziest that they're openly associating with. There's video of Laura Loomer throwing herself at actual self described fucking Nazis, bragging about her big titties, and the Nazi scum is having none of it. Now, a former president of the United States and a candidate in a tight race for the same less than 2 months away is saying "I'll hit that" or at least he's completely unconcerned with that perception. Meanwhile, his wife, the former first lady, is never seen in his company as he campaigns.  Things are so fucked, that you won't hear a bleep about it anywhere but Surly and lefty YouTube or whatever.

Also, I'm shocked at the number of these people that start as know it all contrarian both sidesers and end up getting addicted to the right wing adulation that they get from criticizing democrats and the left. RFK Jr, Jill Stein (don't ever have dinner with Vlad Putin, you fucking idiot!), Russell Brand, Tulsi Gabbard, Lara Logan, Leon Musk, Marianne Williamson, and the list is almost endless. Of that list, just how many are literally insane and how many gain a greater platform despite or because of that insanity. 

And the state of media today. Legacy media being so absent, fucking lazy, and unwilling to do anything but both sides horse race coverage. The extent to which so many people are sheltered from ever seeing any of this crazy shit or just how sane washed the lunacy is. 

JFC, Laura Loomer flying to debates with someone that might very well still be President. Even the most committed ledge dwellers never saw that coming. Anyone that had predicted that 2 months ago would have been dismissed as out of their mind. 

1 minute ago, Bojack said:

Also, I'm shocked at the number of these people that start as know it all contrarian both sidesers and end up getting addicted to the right wing adulation that they get from criticizing democrats and the left. RFK Jr, Jill Stein (don't ever have dinner with Vlad Putin, you fucking idiot!), Russell Brand, Tulsi Gabbard, Lara Logan, Leon Musk, Marianne Williamson, and the list is almost endless. Of that list, just how many are literally insane and how many gain a greater platform despite or because of that insanity. 

 

They're grifters.  Plain and simple. 

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7 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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50 minutes ago, Pancho said:


Wouldn’t surprise me since Vance is bought and paid for by thiel

 

 

 

47 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Remember that Thiel and Musk had Junior convince Trump to pick Vance.

I've thought for some time that the plan was to use MAGA to get Trump elected then the REAL coup occurs.

 

 

If you're the Harris campaign what do you do as far as publicizing this?

If you say a vote for Trump is a vote for Vance what happens?  Does it energize MAGA, Confuse them, piss them off?  I don't think the Harris campaign should do anything but I know I might use it to tweak my MAGA relatives.

 

20 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Maybe this will make Republicans boycott all travel now which would be great for making crowds smaller for the rest of us. 

From your lips to gods ears

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations. The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris

. Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at http://vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!

“And remember, be sure to ask a local, unless you’re anywhere in the south, outside of a city…”

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election. This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations. The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris

. Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at http://vote.gov — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!

Ballgame

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They're grifters.  Plain and simple. 

They're definitely grifters, but it speaks to a larger issue that we're seeing in our society in general. 

There's an epidemic with people that will not will accept or absorb any genuine criticism. They choose to ignore accountability for saying or doing stupid shit and instead gravitate to a group that will fully embrace them. This is how people end up in MAGA as well.

The number of people that hold themselves accountable for their actions is dwindling fast. And it's a fucking disaster. 

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32 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Maybe this will make Republicans boycott all travel now which would be great for making crowds smaller for the rest of us. 

It'd also immediately improve our global standing.

15 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

If you're the Harris campaign what do you do as far as publicizing this?

If you say a vote for Trump is a vote for Vance what happens?  Does it energize MAGA, Confuse them, piss them off?  I don't think the Harris campaign should do anything but I know I might use it to tweak my MAGA relatives.

 

That's a good question and I think this is a great opportunity for rat fucking on the part of the Harris campaign. It's definitely something that MAGA would buy - these people live on conspiracy theories. 

It would at least make Trump paranoid as hell and want to dump Vance. 

It wouldn't get MAGA to switch but maybe just stay home.

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