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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Of course Trump toured an area heavily damaged by a Hurricane to run on the issue of....how bad brown and black people are.

Because of course, if there's one thing we've learned, an area hit with a large-scale natural disaster that is going to need tens of billions of dollars worth of reconstruction and rehabilitation work over the next several years DEFINITELY wants to make sure that no brown or black people show up to do that work.  When you've got thousands of structures to be built, the only smart move is to put up giant signs that say "MEXICANS - STAY AWAY!"  Duh.

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6 hours ago, Js1 said:

"No doubt?"

They've been negative coverage of Harris non-stop - from their vendetta against Biden not doing an interview with them to determine if he was mentally capable of being POTUS for another 4 years, to even her spurning them for non-traditional media sit-downs and CNN/MSNBC instead. 

I half figured a no endorsement over Trump.  The NYT has acted like a jilted ex spouse when it comes to Biden/Harris.

 

Do you actually read the NYT? Or just the pitchbot?

I think you are a good poster, but this post is horseshit. 

I get hyperbole to make a point, and yes, there are legitimate criticisms to be made about the NYT, but literally every phrase in the above post is an exaggeration to the point of just being wrong. 

 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Do you actually read the NYT? Or just the pitchbot?

I think you are a good poster, but this post is horseshit. 

I get hyperbole to make a point, and yes, there are legitimate criticisms to be made about the NYT, but literally every phrase in the above post is an exaggeration to the point of just being wrong. 

 

I mean, I'm a Times subscriber and I think he is dead accurate.

4 minutes ago, G650 said:

I mean, I'm a Times subscriber and I think he is dead accurate.

HYPERBOLE!!!!

6 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Do you actually read the NYT? Or just the pitchbot?

I think you are a good poster, but this post is horseshit. 

I get hyperbole to make a point, and yes, there are legitimate criticisms to be made about the NYT, but literally every phrase in the above post is an exaggeration to the point of just being wrong. 

 

No I don’t read newspapers, obviously. I’m very uninformed. 

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2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

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51 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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Batman is a Harris/Walz fan... 

 

3 hours ago, wood said:

100% agree. I think there will be far more Republicans voting for Harris than many people believe or than the polls indicate. 

Ever since Dobbs, Dems have outperformed their polling by 5-8 points.

If Florida goes Harris, we’ll know by 8 pm CST due to them counting early votes and absentees before Election Day.

Is anyone else seeing the Kamala changes her mind a lot, but one thing she hasn't and won't change her mind on is Israel commercial during football? 

It is playing itself as a Pro Harris ad but seems very back handed with the "compliments" if not subtle insults. Then it dawned on me that there is a large contingent of Arabs in my metro area. Interesting.

I looked for the ad on YT but couldn't find it. 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Ever since Dobbs, Dems have outperformed their polling by 5-8 points.

If Florida goes Harris, we’ll know by 8 pm CST due to them counting early votes and absentees before Election Day.

There was a study that between 30-55% of GOP voters will pull the leveL in favor of these abortion referendums/amendments. She only needs to peel off a small chunk of them 

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13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Batman is a Harris/Walz fan... 

 

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36 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Is anyone else seeing the Kamala changes her mind a lot, but one thing she hasn't and won't change her mind on is Israel commercial during football? 

It is playing itself as a Pro Harris ad but seems very back handed with the "compliments" if not subtle insults. Then it dawned on me that there is a large contingent of Arabs in my metro area. Interesting.

I looked for the ad on YT but couldn't find it. 

Find out what PAC it is and you'll have your answer

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Trump sounding lady at the bar can come get some!

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47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There was a study that between 30-55% of GOP voters will pull the leveL in favor of these abortion referendums/amendments. She only needs to peel off a small chunk of them 

 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Of course Trump toured an area heavily damaged by a Hurricane to run on the issue of....how bad brown and black people are.

Because of course, if there's one thing we've learned, an area hit with a large-scale natural disaster that is going to need tens of billions of dollars worth of reconstruction and rehabilitation work over the next several years DEFINITELY wants to make sure that no brown or black people show up to do that work.  When you've got thousands of structures to be built, the only smart move is to put up giant signs that say "MEXICANS - STAY AWAY!"  Duh.

Spot on, think about this, when was the last time you saw a brick mason that wasn't Hispanic?  For me, it was about 20 years ago with an old Atlanta father and son team.  The father was 80, and the son was 60 (they were African Americans, so I guess they are out as well from the help these folks want and need).  I will say this, if you ever thought no 80 year old could kick your ass, you are wrong.  

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Neat, but how many of them will vote for abortion rights and then turn around and pull the R lever because they think they just cemented abortion rights with the other vote?  I have a feeling a lot of them don’t understand a federal abortion ban would undo that vote. 

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41 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Spot on, think about this, when was the last time you saw a brick mason that wasn't Hispanic?  For me, it was about 20 years ago with an old Atlanta father and son team.  The father was 80, and the son was 60 (they were African Americans, so I guess they are out as well from the help these folks want and need).  I will say this, if you ever thought no 80 year old could kick your ass, you are wrong.  

I'll guess he had a hell of a handshake 

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13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Unpaid bills going back to 2018 and they let him hold another rally?  City of Erie are idiots 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I'll guess he had a hell of a handshake 

He could have ripped my arms off and beat me to death with them.  I asked him at one point how he kept doing it, (he'd been throwing bricks all day) and his response was, "well, had to slow down once I turned 75, now I only throw for 8 hours a day."  

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Neat, but how many of them will vote for abortion rights and then turn around and pull the R lever because they think they just cemented abortion rights with the other vote?  I have a feeling a lot of them don’t understand a federal abortion ban would undo that vote. 

Mentioned by someone up above - but you don't need many.  Just a small percentage of R's coming to their fucking senses will make sure we don't elect that shitbag.

Some of y'all wanted Walz to go talk with Rogan or Theo.

How about the We Rate Dogs guy?

 

Kris Kristofferson is dead, and this fucking cocksucking shitbag Trump is still alive.

This world sucks. 

Troy Smith has a Heisman and Vince Young doesn’t. The world has been fucked for a long time.

Plus Kris got 1,000x more out of his 88 years than the orange cunt has in his abomination of a life.
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9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Troy Smith has a Heisman and Vince Young doesn’t. The world has been fucked for a long time.

Plus Kris got 1,000x more out of his 88 years than the orange cunt has in his abomination of a life.

I'm still pissed about John Prine and Charley Pride

It'll all just fucking go away. It's the flu. No big deal.

A million dead. A lot of them because he...is a stupid fucking prick. So many goddamn mistakes to get a death count like that. A pestilence of ignorance 

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"It's the flu" was the one I always chuckled at.

Do any of you understand what a motherfucking killing machine the flu is when a fairly novel or highly virulent strain of it hits?  

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

That’s less than ideal

Estimates aren’t polls. It’s some statistical analysis from their national poll. They don’t get counted as “polls”

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

"It's the flu" was the one I always chuckled at.

Do any of you understand what a motherfucking killing machine the flu is when a fairly novel or highly virulent strain of it hits?  

I did my own research!

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Over 150,000 volunteers on the ground in Florida for Harris 

 

source?

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Over 150,000 volunteers on the ground in Florida for Harris 

 

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15 hours ago, Tuco said:

The one poll that shows Trump leading in PA, AtlasIntel, has Trump with a slight lead with men and leading with women by 6-7.  

538 is showing another poll that shows Trump with a lead in Pennsylvania.  The polling company is Patriot Polling.  It is run by two college sophomores.  They started it two years ago, when they were in high school, as part of young leaders organization.    

12 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Might be anecdotal, but sure seems like Elon has taken off any attempt to curate Twitter feeds based on activity and are just actively pumping pure right wing nonsense to everyone.  Just nonstop bullshit from the moment I logged on today.

He's absolutely doing that - I've got an account just to follow Ukraine and some sports stuff, and a couple of professional accounts I had to spin back up fro a website, and none of them have ever liked or retweeted or anything involving alt-right bullshit, but in the notifications Leon is promoting the hell out of MAGA.

The amusing thing is with all of that money in the world, he and the people who are being promoted on twitter come off as incels.  Just absolute losers.

Leon has no excuse, he should be on a yacht in the Mediterranean or Caribbean with a bunch of hotties, not trying to get a bunch of bots and basement-dwelling MAGA types to like him.

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14 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Here's the map of flooding

Severe flooding from Helene hits western NC; App State/Liberty game  canceled | WAVY.com

 

here's the map of voting.  obviously, western NC is blue Asheville and red elsewhere.

North Carolina Election Results 2020: Maps show how state voted for  president

 

 

Man, I can literally pick out multiple NASCAR and short-track racetracks on that map.

No, seriously, I can.

13 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'll give you the first personal example I can think of. 

I play in an annual golf tournament with 40 dudes that are all around 40-50 years old. Vast majority went to private school, grew up in classic conservative families, married with multiple kids, and work in O&G, attorneys, private equity, etc.  Honestly I truly like all of them, but I'd guess that at least 75% are Trump voters (we don't talk politics on this trip, thankfully). 

Every one of them smokes weed or takes gummies. Don't think it would change many of their votes, but it's a no brainer to loudly be pro-marijuana. 

 

 

I thought one of the major reasons to support legalization is that it would get legally reclassified so that actual medical research can be done on it.

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10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Batman is a Harris/Walz fan... 

Today I learned that Keaton isn't his surname (it's Douglas, which created an obvious conflict), that he grew up in Pittsburgh, and that one of his first professional gigs was on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood as one of the Flying Zookeeni Brothers:

David Newell on X: "Michael Keaton and Flying Zookeeni brothers. He has a  connection to working on the neighborhood in the earlier days. It's where  he got his start and Fred said

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5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

"It's the flu" was the one I always chuckled at.

Do any of you understand what a motherfucking killing machine the flu is when a fairly novel or highly virulent strain of it hits?  

. . . and more Americans died of Covid in the first 2 months of the pandemic than die in a bad flu year.  One year in, almost 10X as many had died.  No big deal.

Well, it’s October in an election year and the Republicans have chosen Donald Trump as their champion for a third straight time…

 

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7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

"It's the flu" was the one I always chuckled at.

Do any of you understand what a motherfucking killing machine the flu is when a fairly novel or highly virulent strain of it hits?  

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This has bee one of my pet peeves for years, way before Covid. Every time someone gets a minor head cold and goes 'oh I have the flu'. No motherfucker you do not have the goddamn flu

14 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

This has bee one of my pet peeves for years, way before Covid. Every time someone gets a minor head cold and goes 'oh I have the flu'. No motherfucker you do not have the goddamn flu

I've had the flu twice that I know of.  The flu sucks.  It's so far beyond a cold or allergies, but time can dim those memories.  I'll usually pity myself for a few minutes and then realize "hey, remember when you had the flu, and were bedridden for days with a high cycling fever, intense body aches, and overwhelming fatigue?"

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've had the flu twice that I know of.  The flu sucks.  It's so far beyond a cold or allergies, but time can dim those memories.  I'll usually pity myself for a few minutes and then realize "hey, remember when you had the flu, and were bedridden for days with a high cycling fever, intense body aches, and overwhelming fatigue?"

The last time I had it i was 6 years old. It was the sickest I've ever been in my life.... till I got Covid this year. Nothing else I've ever had comes close to those two events.

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