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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

This is starting to feel like the surprise celebrity guest at the DNC.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

My heavens! Not a strongly worded note! We all know the DOJ/FBI has such a measured history…

I’m sure the PAC will follow the law now

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Can't imagine it would really change much. However, I suppose it would matter where she is between 13 and 19, as sad as that is.

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

However, I truly hope they hitch their wagon to 82 year old Trump in 2028. 

He won't be alive that long either way.  Look at how worn down he is from this race.  He's being used as a battering ram against the establishment, and he's physically and mentally buckling with each push.  Others have said it before, but damn if Ygifs won't prove to be right.

The scary part of that is that if he assumes the presidency, it's the darker/smarter forces that he's a figurehead for that will be running things.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

See, I don't believe this. Politicians, above all else, are cockroaches. IF Trump gets his ass kicked in two weeks again, and MAGA candidates in purple states keep getting their teeth kicked in, the GOP will have to adapt. Look how much they're tried to distance themselves from Project 2025 WITH 100% MAGA support.

MAGA is a cult. You can't just replace David Koresh with some generic dude in a suit and expect to stay on message with enthusiasm up.

That's the thing, though.  For a long time I believed that Republicans would moderate their message as the demographics of the country changed (and not in their favor).  Is that what they did?  Fuck no, they just went full fascist and are trying to win with gerrymandering, making it hard for poor people to vote, and attacking women and immigrants.  It's bonkers to watch what they are doing right now.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Great closing message, doesn't sound like a guy confident he's going to be in power for 4 more years, or who even wants to be. 

Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Groping?  That’s what’s going to end him?  Yeah. 

MAGA: Deep fake! It's actually Biden groping her. 

 

Might as well, she has a bajillion bucks

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They will if he loses again. They tried after 2020. 

However, I truly hope they hitch their wagon to 82 year old Trump in 2028. 

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they = gop politicians.

it's not up to them. it's up to the maga voters. they will support him until he dies and then probably for a while after that.

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Can't imagine it would really change much. However, I suppose it would matter where she is between 13 and 19, as sad as that is.

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

MAGA: Deep fake! It's actually Biden groping her. 

1.) I certainly hope it's not just a groping issue. As JS1 said, that will immediately become "Joe Biden gropes little girls and his own daughter, jesus it's in a diary" immedaitely. Nothingburger.

2.)"Time is coming to an end" is almost certainly him meaning the rallies. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Great closing message, doesn't sound like a guy confident he's going to be in power for 4 more years, or who even wants to be. 

See, I take it differently. Win or lose he’s not going to campaign anymore. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

2.)"Time is coming to an end" is almost certainly him meaning the rallies. 

No way, if he wins, he will continue to do rallies instead of his job.  He LOVES them. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Theoretically, it should get easier to hold the line every 4 years if this fever breaks, which it might as more people die and more youngers vote. But you have to give the fever a chance to break, or just fucking quit. Personally, I'll take another 4 years to get closer to having the money to peace the fuck out. 

I remember thinking this when GWB was running up debt fighting 2 bullshit wars. Now I know it will only get worse. The next iteration will be even more evil than turnip. 

CNN is still doing their townhall with Kamala tonight - 8pm CNN

Trump won't have one, I guess.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

Might as well, she has a bajillion bucks

They need to flood Harris, Dallas, Bexar, and Travis Counties with a few great GOTV commercials. Something like the commercial @Bozo_Casanova posted earlier but with the woman saying "I didn't vote because I didn't think it mattered." Even better would be a couple with the man then saying "I didn't either, and for the same reason. And now I'm a man who didn't do everything I could to take care of my wife and child. Never again."

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59 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

@Horn75 You've inspired me today. First, my wife and I voted at a library next to a junior high. Then we found some 8th graders walking home from school after their sex changes, and asked how many were in the country illegally. All of them were, so we took them to the library and of course they were waved right into the polling place, and we gave them $20 each to vote. Well, except for the one who said he felt Trump was "strong for America" and that he likes Trump's policies on restrictive zoning in suburbs.  We reported She/Her to Jose Garza who threw they/them in jail under the Biden/Harris speech code. 

The rest of they/them took their $20 to your house and your wife was home. She definitely seems like a Harris/Walz voter. 

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8 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Groping?  That’s what’s going to end him?  Yeah. 

I've heard it's his granddaughter. 17. But it won't make a difference.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Love this fake dude, so funny. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

But the Hatch Chile Act only excludes pussy-ass midwesterners and yankees from engaging in the deliciousness that is green chile grits, green chile pork stew, green chile cheeseburgers.  Can't handle spice?  you don't even DESERVE to be a swing state.

One of my favorite times of the year is when the Mexican grocery up here wheels out the big chile roaster. 

But this green chile pork stew? I need that in my life. 

4 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

That seems dumb, because the margin would change depending on number of returned ballots. 30% of a million is a much closer margin than 30% of 1.5 million.

aggy math one might say

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I've heard it's his granddaughter. 17. But it won't make a difference.

What's the story? Video?

Gotta be video and/or audio if they're screaming about a deepfake.

1 hour ago, Horn75 said:

You’re a man voting for Kamala Harris 😂😂😂 shut the fuck up bitch. Get this account crowd sourced, I’ll create another one and come back in 3 months to see you cucks crying when “dotard” is in office 

Would you mind toning down the aggy just a little bit? 

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I've heard it's his granddaughter. 17. But it won't make a difference.

Like, Urban Meyer style?

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Like, Urban Meyer style?

No, because Urban's appeared to be consensual

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It's wild that this is where we are today:

 

For Halloween I'm gonna glue these to the 3 vote for the white supremacist guy signs in my neighborhood.

 

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28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Can't imagine it would really change much. However, I suppose it would matter where she is between 13 and 19, as sad as that is.

It won't move the needle one bit. They think they've got video of Biden being indecent with women and girls, sniffing their hair, etc.

 

24 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Groping?  That’s what’s going to end him?  Yeah. 

Like sending Al Capone to prison for tax evasion.

 

15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I've heard it's his granddaughter. 17. But it won't make a difference.

Granddaughter of donor. Or Trump's actual granddaughter, the golfer?

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

Honest question… whats to stop Elon from just going dumb and dumber tipping scene to ppl walking into polling place, literally $100 bill stack peeling em off on Election Day. He gets charged/arrested but Trump wins bc of it (say Elon drops $50M into the operation), Trump pardons him bc federal crime. 

Sure, but the prosecution papers that appear in 2026 will be very pithy.

So probably nothing is coming of it.

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They will if he loses again. They tried after 2020. 

However, I truly hope they hitch their wagon to 82 year old Trump in 2028. 

Oh please God, yes. The dream is that Trump loses worse than 2020, the GOP tries even harder to push him out of the spotlight, and MAGA begins purity testing for any Republican not willing to ride him into the grave. We should all be so lucky.

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

C'mon, stop. The hard R wouldn't help him. But it would be depressing to see how little it hurts him. It would most assuredly lock up the election for Kamala, but in the sense that she'll win PA by 3 instead of 1.5, and Georgia will go from +1 Trump to +0.25 Harris. So yay, he lost, but holy shit our country is probably broken.

Let's just remember that for the first two weeks after the "grab them by the pussy" video came out, most Republicans were calling on Trump to withdraw from the race.  

And it was about this time in 2016 that Jim Comey had a little press conference.  

This is exactly the time when a race-determinative piece of news would come out.  It gives little time for a campaign to react and rally.  But still plenty of time for it to sink in with voters and have them be swayed in a way that is decisive.

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Someone a couple neighborhoods over keeps putting little signs in front of the Trump signs lol.

 

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Groping?  That’s what’s going to end him?  Yeah. 

The issue maybe which donors’ family it was for the fallout.

If it is Koch brothers family member…

 Trump would never grope an underage girl.

Jeffrey Epstein Trump GIF
 

 

8 minutes ago, Mittens said:

It's wild that this is where we are today:

 

Mick Foley always been a real one. 

feeling up a 17 yo will only fire up his base…

‘hell yeah, alpha male !!! If she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to breed !!!’ 

 

maybe the needle moves a little if its a 12 yo, but was she dressed ‘asking for it’ ?

2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

More posrep as I think you are actually engaging in good faith.  I think it sucks that probably 25%+ (maybe a LOT more) of the football board are Trump supporters but <5 of yall have waded into the thread, getting inundated with replies from opposing views.

Quoting from the Excited to Vote R thread as I don’t want to make the attempt to not sully that thread. This statement got me thinking. We know a big chunk of this board is full of silent and so not so silent board. We also know, due to the tenure of many posters around here, that we have a lot of folks either on Medicare and Social Security or quickly approaching that age. It got me wondering how many of those folks will enthusiastically pull the lever for Trump after everything he and Vance have said about making cuts to entitlements. That’s a group of voters that is high turnout typically and they will gladly vote against their interests and their economic and physical wellbeing. Blows my mind.

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Mick Foley always been a real one. 

And incredibly articulate, especially for a dude who got hit in the head for a living.

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Oh please God, yes. The dream is that Trump loses worse than 2020, the GOP tries even harder to push him out of the spotlight, and MAGA begins purity testing for any Republican not willing to ride him into the grave. We should all be so lucky.

everything you're hoping for is what is most likely to happen.

Maybe it was on this board but I didn't realize the LAT publisher was an apartheidist like Musk until yesterday.

 

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@Horn75 your seat is getting awfully warm. There’s a spot in purgatory waiting for you. May I have a neg before you go?

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