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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he has enough money to live on forever. south africa will promise not to extradite him is my guess 

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

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7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yes. Coy and Vance(hehe) were not as clever as Bo and Luke. 

I was ready to get divorced and marry the woman on twitter who compared Selzer's Iowa polling to the Battlestar Galactica surviving the Cylon onslaught because it wasn't integrated with an AI, but you sir, have me intrigued with your comprehensive knowledge of the Duke family tree.

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Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hope he’s made some promises to Putin he can’t keep

 

they have transcripts is my guess

us intell1gence has many many tools at their disposal 

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chuy's. We'll deserve the worst if she loses. But she ain't losing.

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15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We have a bunch of heathen Chili's fans here.

Well, they are fans until the Steak & Ale revival hits Fort Worth next spring/summer, and then the heathens will be weeded out from the cultured men and women of Surly.

In a world where a deep fried Allsup's burrito is a must have this is not out of the ordinary.

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I thought she meant my 11 year old daughter. 
Does Kamala like Chili's? Someone find out. 

When she was at Howard, she frequented a dive popular with students, Ben’s Chili Bowl. And she grew chile peppers at the VP’s residence. That’s enough of a connection.
Chili’s is the official “if Kamala wins, we celebrate here” HQ.
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So, Kamala goes on SNL for non-political air time.

The solution for equal airtime is to give Trump time after Sunday night football where he is allowed to lie unchecked? "We are heading for a depression under Harris/Biden?"

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

During her days as a prosecutor tackling major cartels in California, Kamala Harris often found herself working late into the night, poring over case files and strategizing her next move. It was during these marathon sessions that she developed an unwavering affection for Chili’s baby back ribs—a comfort food that fueled her determination and reminded her of simpler joys amid the intensity of her job. The smoky, savory taste became her signature indulgence, a symbol of resilience and reward after relentless battles for justice. As she rose through the ranks and contemplated her broader purpose, Harris realized that those moments of fierce dedication, coupled with a hint of barbecue-sauce-stained resolve, were what prepared her to aspire for even greater leadership. Inspired by those late nights spent fighting for justice and savoring her favorite ribs, she decided to run for president, determined to bring that same tenacity and humanity to the nation’s highest office.

If you have a minute would you ask your gAI what's the very best franchise to invest in? 

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I have jury duty on Wed. Does chili’s deliver to courtrooms? Will Judge Hand approve? Will I be wasting the court’s time?

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So many questions. Is there a lawyer in the house?

 

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3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Chili John's of California. Bet it's a Chili's knock-off and you can still damage your stomach there.

2018 W Burbank Blvd, Burbank, CA 91506

Chili John's sucks, and is closed 6 months of the year...used to live 4 blocks away when I was newly wed.

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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I must have missed the joke. Is Kamala a Chili’s fan or something?

It's that hilarious thing some do when a stupid subject comes up. You see, it's hysterically funny to keep talking it about for pages then referring to it in other contexts. I'm busting a gut here.

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So - I’m ashamed to report that I was not able to complete the 15 pre-purchased cocktails per day on this, my first day.  But I have had - ah - several.  And I had about a 12 ounce pour Pinot Noir I took back to my room from dinner.   

So I’m rereading Paul Revere’s Ride by David Fischer, when I saw this quote:

‘Milo Kundera has recently reminded us that “the struggle against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting.” ‘

All of these women have a firm memory of their rights pre-Dobbs, and they have definitely decided not to forget. 

 

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's that hilarious thing some do when a stupid subject comes up. You see, it's hysterically funny to keep talking it about for pages then referring to it in other contexts. I'm busting a gut here.


ChilisInvicta

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10 hours ago, Chopper said:

What happens when a nazi suffers severe and rapid cognitive decline? Now we know. 

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Well Trump's obviously not a Texas fan since he's not familiar with the obvious flaws in his argument known as Case McCoy and Chris Simms.

Also, more contemporary, may I introduce Bronny James as evidence?

5 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

If it is what you say, I love it. 

This did not get enough love. Well played.

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16 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

I just received this from ChatGPT using the prompt “Create the origin story for Kamala Harris becoming president thanks to her love for Chili’s”

 

Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began on an ordinary evening at a local Chili’s in her hometown of Oakland, California. As she sat with friends, sharing a platter of sizzling fajitas, a spirited conversation erupted around the table about the challenges facing their community. The discussion flowed from education inequities to healthcare access, and the laughter and camaraderie transformed into a passionate debate about the need for change.

Inspired by the diverse voices around her, Kamala realized that these conversations, often held in casual settings, reflected the heart of democracy. The warmth of the restaurant, filled with families and friends, struck her as a microcosm of America—a place where everyone deserved a seat at the table.

That night, she made a vow: to channel her frustrations into action. With a renewed sense of purpose, she envisioned a future where every voice mattered and where she could be a catalyst for change. The experience solidified her commitment to public service, ultimately leading her to pursue a career in law, advocacy, and politics.

Years later, as she stood on the national stage, she often recalled that pivotal moment at Chili’s, where the spark of inspiration ignited a lifelong mission to uplift her community and advocate for justice. It reminded her that every great journey begins with a conversation—and sometimes, a plate of sizzling fajitas.

This is worth both spiking global carbon emissions to feed AI's immense appetite for energy and the inevitable Skynet hammer drop. 

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It's that hilarious thing some do when a stupid subject comes up. You see, it's hysterically funny to keep talking it about for pages then referring to it in other contexts. I'm busting a gut here.

You probably don’t even dig Aubrey Plaza.
Jesus. Just go back to your room and crank up the Hall & Oates.
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4 hours ago, Chopper said:

Worth watching the final few minutes of today's rally at MSU. This is a strong and confident woman, who is going to be a helluva president. 

 

Mamala's confidence seems to be growing noticeably every day. It's really showing in her rallies.

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32 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

I just received this from ChatGPT using the prompt “Create the origin story for Kamala Harris becoming president thanks to her love for Chili’s”

 

Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began on an ordinary evening at a local Chili’s in her hometown of Oakland, California. As she sat with friends, sharing a platter of sizzling fajitas, a spirited conversation erupted around the table about the challenges facing their community. The discussion flowed from education inequities to healthcare access, and the laughter and camaraderie transformed into a passionate debate about the need for change.

Inspired by the diverse voices around her, Kamala realized that these conversations, often held in casual settings, reflected the heart of democracy. The warmth of the restaurant, filled with families and friends, struck her as a microcosm of America—a place where everyone deserved a seat at the table.

That night, she made a vow: to channel her frustrations into action. With a renewed sense of purpose, she envisioned a future where every voice mattered and where she could be a catalyst for change. The experience solidified her commitment to public service, ultimately leading her to pursue a career in law, advocacy, and politics.

Years later, as she stood on the national stage, she often recalled that pivotal moment at Chili’s, where the spark of inspiration ignited a lifelong mission to uplift her community and advocate for justice. It reminded her that every great journey begins with a conversation—and sometimes, a plate of sizzling fajitas.

The fact that AI already knows how to do a pretty good “Years Later” jump cut is kinda concerning… gonna be writing full green lit CBS sitcom scripts in no time…

is it possible to get a version of this with more Aubrey Plaza in it by chance?

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