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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Know what they call a Big Mac in South Africa?

die Big Mac

Considering it's fucking South Africa I wouldn't be surprised if those racist cunts called it the Big Nig. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering it's fucking South Africa I wouldn't be surprised if those racist cunts called it the Big Nig. 

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Are they not racist cunts? Too much? Are we not in the trust tree?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are they not racist cunts? Too much? Are we not in the trust tree?

Aw, c'mon, now.  After apartheid ended, White South African racism died with it.  

56 minutes ago, heso said:

I had a coworker try to convince me to vote for Trump yesterday. This was a smart, rational man that has apparently had his brain completely infected by right wing media. I’ve talked to him regularly for years. This is the first time he’s ever brought up politics. 

He’s full on maga. Was at the rally in Butler when Trump was shot at. 

I stood there dumbfounded at the level of bad faith arguments. There isn’t a single thing better under Biden than Trump. Inflation was entirely caused by Biden’s spending (CARES act and CRRSA act were completely necessary and had no impact on inflation, it was entirely caused by the American Rescue plan and the inflation reduction act). The entire world was at peace under Trump and is now on the brink of WWIII and it’s Biden’s fault. We shouldn’t be giving anything to Ukraine, equipment or money, because that war is unwinnable and it’s not our battle to fight. Russias economy is booming, doing better than ours because of this war. Illegal immigration was completely under control under Trump and the border is wide open streaming criminals in and Biden is doing nothing to stop it. Violent crime was way down under Trump and it’s skyrocketing under Biden. Did you see they just had to revise the statistics upward for 2022. There’s nothing wrong with the religious right pushing religion into public schools. “A little more religion in schools wouldn’t be a bad thing instead of trans indoctrination and critical race theory for 6 year olds.” Almost everyone wanted roe v wade overturned. Even Ruth Bader Ginsburg thought Roe v Wade should be overturned. Even on the most absurd Trump lies like he’s studied wind better than anyone. “Maybe he has. How do you know he hasn’t seriously studied wind.” What about Trump claiming he is going to cut electricity prices in half and double our electricity supply IN 6 MONTHS OF BEING IN OFFICE? “I’m sure there are several things he could do to pull that off.” Like what? “…mumble mumble cut regulations mumble mumble” and onto the next load of nonsense. 

And all of those perceived failings of Biden are directly transferable to Harris. 

This is a gainfully employed, intelligent, navy veteran who has completely swallowed trumps whole mushroom. 

Pretty simple answer. "You make a strong case for Trump, and I'd vote for him if all that were true. But unfortunately it's all bullshit, and because you're my friend I am afraid it's rotting your mind."

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My friend got this last night. 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering it's fucking South Africa I wouldn't be surprised if those racist cunts called it the Big Nig. 

Catchy. Rhyming phrases usually are.  Any thoughts on the name of South African McNuggets?

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering it's fucking South Africa I wouldn't be surprised if those racist cunts called it the Big Nig. 

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mini baller would like a word.

40 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if trump was at the top of his mental game, would that change things for you?

he could be winning jeopardy every night then doing a 90 minute set at the comedy store and he would still be trump.

It would be worse, the only reason we're still a democracy is because Trump is an incompetent failure who is only able to surround himself with morons

56 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

He’s going try grabbing some “fresh” fries out of the basket immediately after it’s pulled from the oil

I just hope one of the counter guys launches and ice cube 3 from downtown.

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was the "fry guy" my first year at Wendy's.  You gotta wait 20-30 sec but damn they were delicious just out of the fryer.  Editorial comment:  Wendy's "new and improved" fries suck ass.

Worked at McDonalds, The best fries are the ones sitting under the heat lamp a little bit and have been salted and crisped to perfection...  I'm not talking about those fries that have been there for hours, but a good 15 mins...  Chef's kiss.

Agree the newer fries at McD's and elsewhere are a crime against humanity, fat, happy humanity

Also I worked the counter because I could count and didn't look like heavy metal troll.

womp womp

 

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59 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

They’re not stories. Just watch the videos. Dude has lost it. This morning, he complained about how Harvey Weinstein was treated and then left an interview early because he was either tired or his handlers wanted him out of there asap because they knew he was falling apart. 

 

Holy shit Dong Bongdingo is still around.

5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Holy shit Dong Bongdingo is still around.

You talkin ‘bout Bing Dongbongo?

When is the Jack Smith document coming out

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

You talkin ‘bout Bing Dongbongo?

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5 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

So it's just Thiel and his billionaire buddies manipulating the market?  Nothing to see here...

Not what an allegedly winning campaign does. Especially considering last minute rates 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

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His resting face is the same as the triggered kid pic. 

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42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Papi, no!

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Not what an allegedly winning campaign does. Especially considering last minute rates 

 

Eh, it’s neutral at worst. If he was pulling out that would be a bad sign. My guess is that either they have some bad footage or a quote that tested well or the trans stuff is resonating strongly with suburban women and minority men. 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck, Maxim.

Is Maxim still a thing?  Seriously 

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Is Maxim still a thing?  Seriously 

Yeah, they got writers and everything.  It's great.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Is Maxim still a thing?  Seriously 

I had no idea it was still in print or online. 

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck, Maxim.

Breaking news: obsolete bro culture doucherag favors obnoxious, tacky real estate prick for President. 

Georgia officially over 1m votes 

59 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Aw, c'mon, now.  After apartheid ended, White South African racism died with it.  

just like here once we elected a black man president...boom, racism gone!

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Georgia officially over 1m votes 

Keep it up, Georgia!  (Except for Saturday night.  On Saturday night, you can get fucked.)

12 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Breaking news: obsolete bro culture doucherag favors obnoxious, tacky real estate prick for President. 

Owner/Editor-in-Chief is Iranian ...like legit born in Iran, not Iranian decent.

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2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Owner/Editor-in-Chief is Iranian ...like legit born in Iran, not Iranian decent.

Icono just jerked off to that

2 hours ago, heso said:

I had a coworker try to convince me to vote for Trump yesterday. This was a smart, rational man that has apparently had his brain completely infected by right wing media. I’ve talked to him regularly for years. This is the first time he’s ever brought up politics. 

He’s full on maga. Was at the rally in Butler when Trump was shot at. 

I stood there dumbfounded at the level of bad faith arguments. There isn’t a single thing better under Biden than Trump. Inflation was entirely caused by Biden’s spending (CARES act and CRRSA act were completely necessary and had no impact on inflation, it was entirely caused by the American Rescue plan and the inflation reduction act). The entire world was at peace under Trump and is now on the brink of WWIII and it’s Biden’s fault. We shouldn’t be giving anything to Ukraine, equipment or money, because that war is unwinnable and it’s not our battle to fight. Russias economy is booming, doing better than ours because of this war. Illegal immigration was completely under control under Trump and the border is wide open streaming criminals in and Biden is doing nothing to stop it. Violent crime was way down under Trump and it’s skyrocketing under Biden. Did you see they just had to revise the statistics upward for 2022. There’s nothing wrong with the religious right pushing religion into public schools. “A little more religion in schools wouldn’t be a bad thing instead of trans indoctrination and critical race theory for 6 year olds.” Almost everyone wanted roe v wade overturned. Even Ruth Bader Ginsburg thought Roe v Wade should be overturned. Even on the most absurd Trump lies like he’s studied wind better than anyone. “Maybe he has. How do you know he hasn’t seriously studied wind.” What about Trump claiming he is going to cut electricity prices in half and double our electricity supply IN 6 MONTHS OF BEING IN OFFICE? “I’m sure there are several things he could do to pull that off.” Like what? “…mumble mumble cut regulations mumble mumble” and onto the next load of nonsense. 

And all of those perceived failings of Biden are directly transferable to Harris. 

This is a gainfully employed, intelligent, navy veteran who has completely swallowed trumps whole mushroom. 

I didn’t realize that my dad has gone back to work.

20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, they got writers and everything.  It's great.

I didn’t realize that they ever had writers. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Icono just jerked off to that

Because Iranians are Arabs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, I know.  They're not Arab.  They're the lost tribe of Judah.

Dumb question amnesty. I've seen a lot about lines for early voting. I thought the point of early voting was to avoid lines on election day (other than you might be out of town or whatever). Seems odd that the lines are so long. My precinct is unusually small and Oklahoma has like a 30% participation rate so I never have a line on election day even for presidental elections. Either way, I'm glad people are enthused, and I have to assume its more for Harris than dipshit.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumb question amnesty. I've seen a lot about lines for early voting. I thought the point of early voting was to avoid lines on election day (other than you might be out of town or whatever). Seems odd that the lines are so long. My precinct is unusually small and Oklahoma has like a 30% participation rate so I never have a line on election day even for presidental elections. Either way, I'm glad people are enthused, and I have to assume its more for Harris than dipshit.

They are long because people are excited and want to get it over with. 

34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Is Maxim still a thing?  Seriously 

 

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Do you have eyes? Dude is obviously unwell and incapable of answering even the most simple of softball questions, much less leading a nation. 

 

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

WTF? Have you, I don't know, listened to him talk in the last 2 months? He's old, of course he's losing mental sharpness. He's getting worse every day (like the vast majority of 78-year-olds) and it's been a noticeable pace the last 2 months. That age plus the stress of the campaign combined. 

 

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s amazing that yall were all in on Biden’s mental faculties not being up to being president but you’re actually asking this question.

 

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

@Dbeasy "guys, any truth to the rumor that Trump isn't that bad? I've heard people say he is actually the best person ever and I'm unsure of what to believe. "

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Dbeasy is reliably anti-Trump and opposed to the current state of the GOP.

It is, however, pretty stunning that he is unaware of Trump's obvious decline.  I generally won't listen to the sumbitch outside of this thread, but "my media" reproduces his foibles regularly.  My media being what Google news' algorithm feeds me.

I don’t think any of you understand how deep my hatred for Trump goes. Have I listened to him in the last six months? No. No I have not. Every time he is on tv, or I see a social media post where he is speaking, I do everything in my power to click away as soon as possible. I do not want to waste one brain cell on anything that moron has to say. He is a worthless human being.

Everyone knows he says crazy things and is a terrible person. Having not watched him in six months, I wasn’t sure whether the reports of his mental decline were just political maneuvering or actual serious issues. I haven’t seen news outlets like ABC pick up the stories. That’s all I was asking. Relax. 

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11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumb question amnesty. I've seen a lot about lines for early voting. I thought the point of early voting was to avoid lines on election day (other than you might be out of town or whatever). Seems odd that the lines are so long. My precinct is unusually small and Oklahoma has like a 30% participation rate so I never have a line on election day even for presidental elections. Either way, I'm glad people are enthused, and I have to assume its more for Harris than dipshit.

 

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They are long because people are excited and want to get it over with. 

They're also long because citizens are worried that there will shenanigans on voting day.    

18 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumb question amnesty. I've seen a lot about lines for early voting. I thought the point of early voting was to avoid lines on election day (other than you might be out of town or whatever). Seems odd that the lines are so long. My precinct is unusually small and Oklahoma has like a 30% participation rate so I never have a line on election day even for presidental elections. Either way, I'm glad people are enthused, and I have to assume its more for Harris than dipshit.

I'm thinking of another reason, especially in states like Georgia:  fear.  Fear that someone is going to roll up on Election Day and open fire on a line of people waiting to vote.

I'll be very surprised if this actually doesn't happen this cycle.  Call me a pessimist, but the potential is high, especially in a handful of states and their large metro areas.

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumb question amnesty. I've seen a lot about lines for early voting. I thought the point of early voting was to avoid lines on election day (other than you might be out of town or whatever). Seems odd that the lines are so long. My precinct is unusually small and Oklahoma has like a 30% participation rate so I never have a line on election day even for presidental elections. Either way, I'm glad people are enthused, and I have to assume its more for Harris than dipshit.

The total number of people trying to early vote is smaller, but there also aren't as many polling locations. As with all things voting, it's super easy if you are in a rural location, and more time consuming if you are anywhere that the democrats get a lot of votes.

14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t think any of you understand how deep my hatred for Trump goes. Have I listened to him in the last six months? No. No I have not. Every time he is on tv, or I see a social media post where he is speaking, I do everything in my power to click away as soon as possible. I do not want to waste one brain cell on anything that moron has to say. He is a worthless human being.

Everyone knows he says crazy things and is a terrible person. Having not watched him in six months, I wasn’t sure whether the reports of his mental decline were just political maneuvering or actual serious issues. I haven’t seen news outlets like ABC pick up the stories. That’s all I was asking. Relax. 

I don’t think willful ignorance of your enemy is one of tsu’s major tenets. 

44 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Owner/Editor-in-Chief is Iranian ...like legit born in Iran, not Iranian decent.

Named Big Larry, er, biglari.

58 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Breaking news: obsolete bro culture doucherag favors obnoxious, tacky real estate prick for President. 

Also convicted felon.

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