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16 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

This is gonna be a long fucking season. When I gave my prediction of 5 wins for this team I was mostly joking but now it's looking pretty real. You can't let Derek Carr put up 40 on you and have a respectable season.

You should see the pillow fight between the giants and Wash.  We should win 3 out of 4.  I could see 7 wins.  This team has some shiny stars, but still trying to introduce 2 rookies into the OL, it looks like they solved nothing at IDL and we lost a lot of pass rush depth.  I think we'll score some points and Aubrey may end up breaking the FG record, but maybe only their inconsistency will be consistent.  We should probably not overreact to one game, other than the Saints are way better than folks thought.  But Dallas looks..... okay, not good.  They looked horrible today, specifically the defense but the offense could have been crisper in the 2nd half, even if it was over.

Commanders win!!!  Behind 7 FGs from their kicker.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I like how the AI couldn’t decide where to put the sleeve stars or on a number. 

Like Fat Mike choosing between the Mega Burrito or the Super Mega Burrito for his post-game meal.

Why not both?

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25 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Derek Carr is probably going to have a great year. A very good line in front of him with some great weapons at the skill positions. He's a solid lower priced veteran QB who knows the game and can make throws when he's not asked to take over a game. That's the recipe for success. 

Kamara is a baller. 

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11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jerry and his pathetic group of “yes” men, i.e., his family.

And that slow walking posse of dumbfucks is the reason we can’t have nice things. Jerruh will never realize he can’t cut it as a GM and he ain’t won shit since the cap. Damn. 
 

what’s sickening is we are seeing the Texans trajectory and little brother is starting to look like a team that can win shit. We don’t. We haven’t. Our appearance in the post season of late has looked like a damn clown show. 

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

what’s sickening is we are seeing the Texans trajectory and little brother is starting to look like a team that can win shit.

The Texans have more playoff wins than the Cowboys since their inaugural season in 2002. 

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The cowboys should play the next game with frying pans covering their ass to protect against stuff getting rammed in there. 

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39 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The cowboys should play the next game with frying pans covering their ass to protect against stuff getting rammed in there. 

Interesting theme, Iron Chef does Dallas….

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

saints fans are having a great time ….

 

God I hope Jerry sees this and it raises his blood pressure just a little too much.

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2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

😂

 

Fat Mike’s lack of personal discipline permeates this fucking roster.
 

he’s a fat fuck and his teams are sloppy slobs on the field. 

"And, men...chomp, chomp, chomp...it's important to give it...chomp, chomp, chomp,...your all on every play. We can...chomp, chomp, chomp...win this.. HEY...chomp, chomp, chomp, WHERE ARE MY TATER TOTS?"

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On 9/11/2024 at 8:34 AM, 'stache said:

That’s proof of an insane market, the Super Bowl point doesn’t hit though. Here’s the last decade. Three generational talents (including Mahomes who was the highest paid at his last contract and will blow it up again if he doesn’t regress), a fluke who wasn’t even supposed to be a starter and wasn’t for much longer, and Stafford, who I think is the best comparison for Dak and the others on that list, showing that competent coaching is what matters most with really good qbs who aren’t quite generational. McVay and his staff that year could have won that Super Bowl with a bunch of those guys.

Are you going to stand by your statement that "...Stafford, who I think is the best comparison for Dak"?  

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Being a Cowboys fan is a combination of being unable to let go of an ex-girlfriend who unceremoniously dumped you and a being a cuck  for the same ex. Why people do this with ownership that despises the fan base is beyond masochistic or extreme Munchausen’s syndrome.

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17 minutes ago, markstanco said:


He doesn’t care about wins and loses.

oh he does.  he does a great deal.

4 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Being a Cowboys fan is a combination of being unable to let go of an ex-girlfriend who unceremoniously dumped you and a being a cuck  for the same ex. Why people do this with ownership that despises the fan base is beyond masochistic or self-mutilation.

just pin your emotional hopes on the horns.  fuck dak and this circus.

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When is the discussion going to happen about Parsons? He'd be a massive waste of money for his production. Until proven otherwise, he's a one trick pony that offenses can comfortably scheme him out of the game. He stacks up his numbers against weak teams in usually blowouts. Meaning, he knows the opposing team will be passing and there's no pressure at all to stop the other team because the game is out of hand. Parsons doesn't like playing the run and even if he did, he's not good at it. He hasn't did anything in any of the playoff games, either.

Great talent but like so many Cowboys, all talk, no delivery. Wilts when it matters most. The time to trade him was this past offseason.

This also has to be the last season of Fat Mike. But zero faith the Jones circus will even come close to getting the next hire correct. Expect another re-tread, "safe" hire.

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Hey look, Fat Mike's gameplan was a piece of shit and he was unable to adjust. So fucking shocking. Fuck Mike and Fuck Jerry.

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Usually you have to wait until the playoffs to see the Cowboys shit the bed like that. I line they are getting ahead of it this year so y’all can find another cheering interest for Sunday like I have done. 

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43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Hey look, Fat Mike's gameplan was a piece of shit and he was unable to adjust. So fucking shocking. Fuck Mike and Fuck Jerry.

Zimmer made zero adjustments.  His defensive fronts were stupid often with no one to cover either edge.  Why did Overshown only get 17 snaps when he played lights out?  Zim is a scheme disciple like fucking Marinelli.  
 

same team same spineless shitbags same stupid coaches as we saw in Green Bay game  in January.  It’s not just big games Dak collapses in but any kind of stressors like being behind.  His mechanics and footwork go to shit the further behind they get, and his decisions that much more stupid.  He really only looks for CeeDee.  
 

another four years of this minimum.
 

 

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27 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Zimmer made zero adjustments.  His defensive fronts were stupid often with no one to cover either edge.  Why did Overshown only get 17 snaps when he played lights out?  Zim is a scheme disciple like fucking Marinelli.  
 

same team same spineless shitbags same stupid coaches as we saw in Green Bay game  in January.  It’s not just big games Dak collapses in but any kind of stressors like being behind.  His mechanics and footwork go to shit the further behind they get, and his decisions that much more stupid.  He really only looks for CeeDee.  
 

another four years of this minimum.
 

 

Zimmer is a fossil from a past era. Nobody who is younger and keeping up with modern trends will work for Jerry. It'll just be more and more retreads and failures. QB performance doesn't matter when the defense gives up TD's on six straight drives. It's also equally shitty offensive game planning when nothing you call works right. I honestly don't care anymore. I just don't see any relevance in analyzing individual player performances when the schemes as a whole and failure to change anything up or respond mid-game when shit gets shut down is all I see and it's because nobody worth a shit will agree to work for Jerry.

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