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7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Israel, dammit.  Iz Rah El.  Not is real.

It's like people haven't heard the song "The First Noel" a bajillion times before.

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5 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I may be an outlier but I don't want Iran developing nuclear weapons.  Lots of people are going to die because this isn't being done the right way, but in the end Iran might not have nukes and their repressive government might be replaced.  

Iran has the potential to be a successful and increasingly secular society.  Demasculating them wouldn't be all bad.  

Almost demasculating them could be really bad.

Demasculating them so they can serve rich billionaires like they're gearing up for here isn't a way to live either, as Luigi recently brought to light.  As for Israel, they made their bed, and continue to do so.   

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7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Trump saying how the are the best flag poles ever means they'll rust and fall over before he leaves office.

They're hollow like everything else he produces, but these poles will be the most expensive flag poles the American taxpayer could've ever hoped to pay for.  And he wants us all to salute this multiple deferring clown sonofabitch on top of it.

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3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

They're hollow like everything else he produces, but these poles will be the most expensive flag poles the American taxpayer could've ever hoped to pay for.  And he wants us all to salute this multiple deferring clown sonofabitch on top of it.

I wonder if they'll be gold-plated (painted), like the other tacky shit he's slapped all over the White House.

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13 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I wonder if they'll be gold-plated (painted), like the other tacky shit he's slapped all over the White House.

A good indicator would be all the coins and trinkets (especially the "rump" watch) bearing his image he's hocked.    

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Just now, mchookem said:

does the Whitehouse not have a flagpole?? 

Yes, right on top of the White House, except his will be bigger.  Our president's best skill is the grift, so he sells assets that the taxpayers already owns, but now he directly profits off. Take our national park system for instance--there's no chance they're remaining intact, when they can be sold to mining and timber industries, along with private property, and he can get a cut--after all, it's his idea to sell our assets for the benefit of the taxpayer.  When he says king, he also means everything belongs to him.  He doesn't really care about the ruling part aside from what he can profit from, and that part which keeps him out of jail.       

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7 hours ago, bolverk said:

I like how he phrases the flag poles as being "a GIFT from me." (imagining that in Smeagol's voice)

At least we'll have something to remember him by.

I can think of an appropriate way to put those poles to use if this MAGA fever ever breaks. 

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7 hours ago, bolverk said:

I like how he phrases the flag poles as being "a GIFT from me." (imagining that in Smeagol's voice)

At least we'll have something to remember him by.

I’m hoping they hit a large gas line while they’re digging the holes.

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2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Own the flag that flew over the white house on your special day. Book your day now because supply is very limited! Each flag is only $4547. People are saying they will be worth millions! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

This is actually going to happen and they'll let whoever is paying fly whatever flag they want as long as it's not a Pride flag or anything else the trumpers would object to. Trump flags, that Christian nationalist flag, advertisement for Trump friendly corporations or even countries. Total Idiocracy prequel shit.

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1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:


Own the flag that flew over the white house on your special day. Book your day now because supply is very limited! Each flag is only $4547. People are saying they will be worth millions! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

UR not wrong, please cross post on the Huckster thread. You know he selling watches, shoes, perfume/cologne, crypto, cell phones, and now flags, pardons, ambassadorships, ...

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1 hour ago, Bojack said:

This is actually going to happen and they'll let whoever is paying fly whatever flag they want as long as it's not a Pride flag or anything else the trumpers would object to. Trump flags, that Christian nationalist flag, advertisement for Trump friendly corporations or even countries. Total Idiocracy prequel shit.

When I was a kid you could buy a Texas flag that flew over the Capitol. I assume that’s still a thing. 

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Their cult is already walking back their “BIDEN WILL GET US INTO NEW WARS!” And replacing it with “I’M GLAD FAT BOY IS IN CHARGE, DON’T FUCK WITH FAT BOY!”

 

these are the stupidest people

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15 hours ago, wild_turkey said:


There are shady people in every profession, but any doctor that refuses treatment on the basis of political affiliation is a disgrace and should choose a new line of work. That’s not a doctor acting in his/her best financial interest or covering their ass. That’s a doctor being an intentional asshole for no reason other than to be hateful and deny the care they were trained to provide.

Your buddy’s wife is a different situation altogether, which is terribly sad and an unfortunate consequence of the backwards laws this state has implemented on women’s healthcare. It’s awful and will become more common and every Republican lawmaker and every voter who helped elect them should be ashamed

You misspelled *shot.

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16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Odds that our president’s beautiful Juneteenth message tomorrow will include a mention of “DEI”?

Sheeeit, he'll probably acknowledge it as "one of the saddest days in our beautiful country's history, sadness at levels we've never seen before;"  Or something like that.

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3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m hoping they hit a large gas line while they’re digging the holes.

i am sure they called 811 first.

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53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Odds that our president’s beautiful Juneteenth message tomorrow will include a mention of “DEI”?

Celebrated by restoring the confederacy named military bases no doubt. 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Odds that our president’s beautiful Juneteenth message tomorrow will include a mention of “DEI”?

He’ll announce a new, big and beautiful patriot Julyteenth the likes this country has never seen 

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Odds that our president’s beautiful Juneteenth message tomorrow will include a mention of “DEI”?

A Juneteenth message? From this president? This administration?

 

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A Juneteenth message? From this president? This administration?

 

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The message will be “I just learned of this when told staff are not working today- we have too many federal holidays and I’ll be changing that immediately by herewith and hereby rescinding Juneteenth and mlk day as federal holidays.  Thank you for your attention in this matter.”

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28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A Juneteenth message? From this president? This administration?

 

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We are closed tomorrow in honor/celebration of Juneteenth. I think I'll set up my "Out of Office" to proudly proclaim *why* we aren't open tomorrow. I'm usually purposely vague on these.

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4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Odds that our president’s beautiful Juneteenth message tomorrow will include a mention of “DEI”?

 

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A Juneteenth message? From this president? This administration?

 

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still cracks me up he held a COVID campaign rally on Juneteenth in 2020 in the midst of the BLM protests, and it led to the creation of the Herman Cain Award

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That depends. Which Mexico are we talking about?

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if this is an actual screengrab, it demonstrates shows the level of intelligence of the person writing these on screen titles, and the bar to get hired at Fox News.

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45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

A Juneteenth message? From this president? This administration?

 

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Why, yes. “Today, I am announcing that the ship named for a famous trailblazing veteran, who participated in the Normandy landings in 1944, will no longer be called the Medgar Evers. Happy Juneteenth.”

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

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Trump is such a pos liar.  CRYING like a toddler trying to get credit for something he had nothing to do with.   100% bitch.

Modi isn't even wearing a suit to the oval office so clearly he's lying and should be kicked out. Probably failed to thank President Trump for forcing the UK to accept Indian independence. Edit: independence under Trump's regime.

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A Juneteenth message? From this president? This administration?
 
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“Happy Juneteenth, especially to the radical insane democrats who….”

It’s what he does.
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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

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Trump is such a pos liar.  CRYING like a toddler trying to get credit for something he had nothing to do with.   100% bitch.

He wants a Nobel Peace Prize badly.

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49 minutes ago, Red Five said:


“Happy Juneteenth, especially to the radical insane democrats who….”

It’s what he does.

"Happy JUNETEENTH which freed the slaves, I assume. Slavery by the way never would have happened if I was president, believe me. Never would have happened. I would have said 'cut it out!' and they wouldn't have done slavery. They told me, 'Sir, please I need these slaves for my property. Don't set them free' 'No, we're not doing slavery. Set them all free.' But it's very sad what happened with the slavery. And some of the owners who were great people, it was very unfair to them, too, that their property was taken away. Treated very unfairly. Great people. But we can't have slavery. And we can't have political prisoners. No, I said 'set them free' unless they're criminal illegals."

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10 minutes ago, faps said:

He wants a Nobel Peace Prize badly.

Now I want to open a Nobel Pizza and call Trump’s cell phone to tell him he’s won the Nobel Pizza Prize and we can deliver right away. When he’s confused upon delivery of a large anchovie pizza I can explain someone must have put his name in the jar for our monthly pizza prize. Simple mixup, like your classic Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. 

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

if this is an actual screengrab, it demonstrates shows the level of intelligence of the person writing these on screen titles, and the bar to get hired at Fox News.

It’s real and that guy on the right is now the Secretary of Defense. 

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With regards to the military base name changes, I’m curious how this plays out because the name changes away from confederate generals was a decision made by Congress and signed into law by President Trump in the 2020 defense bill.  Without congressional approval, I’m not sure this legally gets done but the law doesn’t seem to hinder this administration’s depravity.

Additionally, as someone living near one of these bases at the time, the most significant complaint among the locals was that it was a huge waste of money… which was obvious bullshit as they will likely cheer on the reverse, regardless of the cost.  

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Apparently this hearing on Biden’s health is being led by Grassley who is fucking 91 years old

Grassley is currently 3rd in line to the presidency as Senate Pro Tempore

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