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RFK Jr. had said that they'd release their findings on what causes autism (lulz) in September. Well by golly, they did it! Just amazing, that he knew they could solve something so incredibly complex, and perhaps maybe even without a knowable answer, and knew the exact time frame in which it would happen. Science is incredible!

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

So apparently radical right wingers are preparing for the rapture to happen on Tuesday…

I’m confused about the rapture. Is the idea that all the churchy types get Hoovered up into space paradise, leaving the rest of us poor schmucks to suffer the agony of a life devoid of the most judgmental, sanctimonious, and annoying motherfuckers among us?

Get Out No GIF

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Well I think the world also catches on fire and becomes uninhabitable and everyone else gets transferred to Hades.  Sorta like Christmas.

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3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Well I think the world also catches on fire and becomes uninhabitable and everyone else gets transferred to Hades.  Sorta like Christmas.

We've been doing that in Texas for awhile now, so what's the catch?

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m confused about the rapture. Is the idea that all the churchy types get Hoovered up into space paradise, leaving the rest of us poor schmucks to suffer the agony of a life devoid of the most judgmental, sanctimonious, and annoying motherfuckers among us?

Get Out No GIF

Ever tried to drive the little red rooster home, and then, suddenly, home is gone? I don’t think so.

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1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Well I think the world also catches on fire and becomes uninhabitable and everyone else gets transferred to Hades.  Sorta like Christmas.

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