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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

Crunch Slamchest 

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The peaceful sleep of people who (1) know that other people are being hurt by the things they support, and (2) who fucking love that outcome.

The shattered lives and suffering are what tell you their dreams are coming true.

3) like having sex with children

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Even Loomer is beginning to position herself for a spot in post-Trump conservatism.  Either they know Trump is dying quickly or think he's so weak now that he might as well be. Anyone trying to predict how this will all unfold is an idiot, but we're definitely looking at some kind of schism.

So, is it now OK to call them Nazis?  

5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Did he fucking sleep in that suit? IMG_5141.thumb.jpeg.da900b51f7e47dd24b712f616ea647df.jpeg

Fucking hell.  No, I've missed a flight, and had to spend the night in an airport sleeping on the floor in my suit.  And it didn't look nearly that wrinkled and shitty the next day.

2 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

I'm as annoyed at the rank amateurism of the people running my country as I am at their policies.

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Interestingly enough, "LEGALLY UNSOUND, BASELESS, ERRONEOUS, HAM-FISTED, AND A MESS" is the new motto going on the Great Seal of the United States, so this all fits.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

So, is it now OK to call them Nazis?  

No, see, only THEY can call themselves nazis.  For reasons.

7 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

I'm as annoyed at the rank amateurism of the people running my country as I am at their policies.

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What is this from

5 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

I'm as annoyed at the rank amateurism of the people running my country as I am at their policies.

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That letter went out on the signature of Civil Rights Chief Harmeet Dhillon.

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

please, it'll take about 30 seconds for new medical shops to open up. '$2000 health care plans here'. walk in and get $500 cash, the shop keeps $1500. don't get sick and good luck 

"Meta healthcare essentials", where you can be seen at an clinic in a Walmart, your visit and test results will be via telemedicine with an offshore doctor. If you need prescription meds, you can get them from Amazon health. If you need surgery, it will be performed by a Tesla robot. 

2 hours ago, yoladu said:

Trump: hey, uh... what's your kink?

MSB: I dismember journalists.. you?

Trump: I rape underage girls.

MSB: cool. cool.

 

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We know what's next. "NYC deserved 9/11 anyway becasue crime and librul and Mamdami."

The way he lashes out to reporters is exactly how my grand mother behaved when she first started getting really demented and questions would confuse her or make her uncomfortable.

I don’t understand how anybody could read this shit and not see how pathetic and desperate it is. 

When he has to constantly scream that the prices we are seeing with our own eyes are not what we are seeing with our own eyes, it tells me we need to keep pressing the issue until his head explodes
8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The way he lashes out to reporters is exactly how my grand mother behaved when she first started getting really demented and questions would confuse her or make her uncomfortable.

There’s a guy with Down’s syndrome I know who calls people “Piggie,” but everybody loves Andy. 

Trump’s a smart feller, so he was probably referencing lord of the flies and that reporter didn’t have the metaphorical conch. Yeah that’s it. Well played, Mr President. 

Did that one “reporter” call out the crown prince for showing up to the White House while not in a business suit? Like he did Zelensky.

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9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Did that one “reporter” call out the crown prince for showing up to the White House while not in a business suit? Like he did Zelensky.

 

Being a reporter around Mohammad bin Salman is a potentially life threatening situation.  I'd probably refrain from asking him any questions that might upset the crown prince.

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Did that one “reporter” call out the crown prince for showing up to the White House while not in a business suit? Like he did Zelensky.

Ya know, if the mtg spat gets any wilder some shit like that might happen as it was her BF who asked that of Zelenskyy 

The Zelensky angle that first occurred to me was the sad irony of Trump scolding people to treat MBS with respect after he and JD Couchfucker absolutely went off the rails on Zelensky earlier this year.

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lol.  Half of the opinion is mocking Abbott for not knowing the law and continually talking about the redistricting as a racial thing instead of a partisan thing.  Now that someone informed him of the law he’s trying to say it was only for partisan reasons.  

11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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lol.  Half of the opinion is mocking Abbott for not knowing the law and continually talking about the redistricting as a racial thing instead of a partisan thing.  Now that someone informed him of the law he’s trying to say it was only for partisan reasons.  

Oh, he knew that the law was that partisan gerrymanders are legal, racially discriminatory ones are not.

The problem is, the core "conservative voting preference" of the GQP is "fuck minorities everywhere, all the time, however you can."  So....that creates a bit of a complication for them.

27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Being a reporter around Mohammad bin Salman is a potentially life threatening situation.  I'd probably refrain from asking him any questions that might upset the crown prince.

True. Trump admitted that "things" happen when reporters are unpopular in Saudi Arabia.  SMH.

Trump is probably jerking off (trying) each night to the idea that he could have reporters killed and quartered like MBS did.

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

It is more sad than funny.   Because it will work.  The American people can be bought very cheaply.  And they don't recognize they're being bought with their own grand kids’ money.

 

 

3 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Why isn’t that guy wearing a suit and thanking America profusely? Where is the outrage? Such disrespect for the White House. 

Can you believe it?! He’s in, like, a dress or some shit. Just unbelievably disrespectful. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

We know what's next. "NYC deserved 9/11 anyway becasue crime and librul and Mamdami."

Followed by ‘you people helped me achieve tallest building in NYC status’. 

5 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Followed by ‘you people helped me achieve tallest building in NYC status’. 

“Can you do it again?”

43 minutes ago, bluto said:

Ya know, if the mtg spat gets any wilder some shit like that might happen as it was her BF who asked that of Zelenskyy 

in showbiz we call that "the plant and the payoff". maybe this show does have a showrunner.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

“Can you do it again?”

Hoping to help Rudy regain ‘America’s Mayor’ status as well. 

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

“Can you do it again?”

"We got plenty of planes you can borrow, call my buddy Pete, he'll set you up." 

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Who are these goons?
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Fernando Lamas, Veronica Corningstone, and Perd Hapley.

He was late for his state bukkakke session. Trump can suck only so much Saudi dick before he taps out.

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6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Pedophile caucus shaking like the walls of Jericho

 

 

I'm surprised he knew the Senate passed the bill.

So when Trumpy vetos it, then what?

16 minutes ago, freyguy said:

So when Trumpy vetos it, then what?

He’ll sign it but the files will be heavily redacted and/or they’ll claim there’s an “open investigation” so they can’t release files.

8 minutes ago, tx ind said:

He’ll sign it

In 2 weeks. 

29 minutes ago, freyguy said:

So when Trumpy vetos it, then what?

Really, at this point, I don't think what's in the files matters.

First off, I think if there had been indictable/convictable evidence in there, there would have been indictments and convictions.

Second, enough good stuff has been released to create quite a cloud of suspicion.

Third, Trump is going to continue to obfuscate, by redaction, withholding because of investigation, etc.

The best thing about it is that it won't die down and Trump continues to blunder into keeping it very alive.

LBJ was right, "make the sonofabitch deny it."

This is all we will get and we'll be told to like it.

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On 11/15/2025 at 1:06 PM, 'stache said:

What level of the new meritocracy is this?

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Trump awarded her a championship trophy, right?

20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

He’s done the opposite of every campaign promise he made except in 3 areas:

Be cruel to minorities

Cut Taxes for the wealthy

Cut access to abortions

 

And those 3 platforms are enough to maintain support from at least 35% of the electorate regardless of what else he does.  Even with indisputable proof that he is a child-rapist, his support wouldn’t dip below 25%.  Because the xenophobic -greedy-“pro-life” coalition is a powerful one.

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17 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Is D+14 a lot?

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It is, but we are a year out from the midterms and THREE years out from the presidential election.  Polls are just a snapshot in time and Americans have goldfish memories.

I don't think things are going to improve much in a year.

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