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Posted
42 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Part 1

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump loves the uneducated.

 

Part 2

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump loves the uneducated.

Someone this stupid should not be a doctor, engineer or other professional.

With regards to lawyers, there might be an opening at the four seasons.

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Posted
22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Walking through HEB today. Old codger in his chair is pissed there is no ice cream. He is wearing a MAGA hat.

Yep I said, supply chain and all that.

"dammit, just get ready to pay more for groceries" he says, tossing in some hungry man beef with glue whatever into his cart.

I could not help myself. "Yep, thanks Trump." I got the glare. I loved it.

Oh, and later on saw him walking out to his car. No handicap. Just fat as fuck and lazy.

2:1 he gets a disability check.  Parlay bet if his check gets cut by Elmo.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

2:1 he gets a disability check.  Parlay bet if his check gets cut by Elmo.

Does he have unchecked diabetes that causes him to be on dialysis, blame Covid vaccines for that, and post on Surly? 

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Posted
23 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Walking through HEB today. Old codger in his chair is pissed there is no ice cream

A true Patriot would have grabbed a carton of orange sherbet and carried on without complaint 

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Posted
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

  

 

 

It was lost in translation centuries ago but the original text specified "muledick".

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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The local irrigation officials already blaming the “deep state” that is trying to make Trump look bad by doing what he ordered.

Why is he contacting the Sec Def?

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Like he knows that it is part of DOD and what district.

I guess the army part gave it away. Probably would do the same if it was the Salvation Army.

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I've tried to not pay attention to anything govt or politics related since the inauguration. I feel silly for thinking that it'd be possible to steer clear of this shit show. Right now feels like the beginning of the last chapter for this country. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I've tried to not pay attention to anything govt or politics related since the inauguration. I feel silly for thinking that it'd be possible to steer clear of this shit show. Right now feels like the beginning of the last chapter for this country. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I've tried to not pay attention to anything govt or politics related since the inauguration. I feel silly for thinking that it'd be possible to steer clear of this shit show. Right now feels like the beginning of the last chapter for this country. 

It's pretty clear the book has closed on the America we used to know.  We will either enter into a period of rebellion unseen in this country for centuries, or we will fecklessly complete the transformation into Elon & Friends' playplace.

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Posted
17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Add them to the "fuck 'em, they asked for this" pile.  Zero sympathy.  Fuck, I'll LITERALLY cackle with glee and dance for joy as their farms fail and their land is foreclosed on.  I will be happy - beyond shadenfreude, actual HAPPINESS - when they experience some of the suffering they gleefully tried to inflict on others.  These are people whose primary source of joy in life is hurting others -- causing "lib tears."

Well, let me in on some of that action.  

They deserve a drought but Trump is the luckiest SOB in the world so they’ll probably get plenty of rain this year and Trump’s fuckery will be forgotten. 

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Posted
49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They deserve a drought but Trump is the luckiest SOB in the world so they’ll probably get plenty of rain this year and Trump’s fuckery will be forgotten. 

I hope they get rain. Trump's fuckery seems to carry that neurolizer memory eraser from Men In Black (and fuck Will Smith, too!). 

The farmers jeopardized won't forget. 80% of the country would have to care before they can forget. The rest of us know the Titanic isn't unsinkable. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 I remember some guy on an old Florida board who still hated Frank Borman because he did something to his dad‘s employment at Eastern Airlines.  

 

This is 100% a thing. Both Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren's entire careers are predicated on deep psychoses from a perception their fathers were hard done by.

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Posted (edited)
25 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

People negatively impacted by something that is directly political - that leads to their personal lives being hurt - often remember that in a different way than someone voting to do things they don’t like, but does not negatively affect them. 

Shockingly, we are self-centered and selfish, and take harm to our family differently than harmed to other people.    I remember some guy on an old Florida board who still hated Frank Borman because he did something to his dad‘s employment at Eastern Airlines.  I mean, like 30 years later, he was still raging at the man who harmed his family.

My hope is that the horrible negative impact Trump’s policies have on many millions of people will bring about the same response.  

My biggest bitch right now is that we don’t have 30 second commercials by the Democratic national party describing 20 different ways in which Trump is fucking everybody with his current policies.   The last line of each commercial is “if you had voted Democratic, your family would not be suffering like this.”

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As a nation, we are unavoidably self-centered and selfish, my friend. 

We were led to replace the cause of liberty and freedom in the world to fighting for capitalism. The eventual win over the USSR was a celebration of our economic system rather than the cause of liberty and self-determination. We tell ourselves that we're always attacking and killing people as a repeat of WW2. No. That was the anomaly.

Since that war, we stew in advertising that speaks in terms of entitlement. The strategy shifted from this is something you need to this is something you deserve

Americans can't be bothered to reduce their consumption of beef (oh no! hamberders!) to make a safer world for their own children. They ignore science because it gets in the way of wasteful consumption.

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Posted
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They deserve a drought but Trump is the luckiest SOB in the world so they’ll probably get plenty of rain this year and Trump’s fuckery will be forgotten. 

Reminder: trump’s first term concluded during a pandemic whose only rival of severity was at the conclusion of WW1.

The right wing media propaganda shaped the perception of the stupids to shift blame to fauci, the chief white house medical adviser; a guy that trump could’ve fired at any time or not allowed him at press conferences. But nope, fauci was a convenient punching bag trump set up for right wing media propaganda persecution.

He ain’t lucky; he’s exceptionally good at manipulating the media and the dotardians’ perception of the media.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s a cult. They won’t hold Dear Leader accountable. 

They forgot last time and only seem to remember the (federal government handout) bailout that came after, then voted for him again because…

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“Paaawl….we gotta buncha bidnesses that ain’t honorin’ NIL cash to our boys.    I mean to tell you son, he can deport the Beaners and fire all them fairies and uppity wimmins - but if he fucks with the Tahd we gonna impeach his ass!”

Posted
12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

How it started.

 

How it's going.

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I'm sure he'll get a podcast and have 100s of idiots including Ana celebrating his anti-wokeness.

Podcast? I'm sure Sack's church has a deacon-in-training program.

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Posted
Just now, Foosters said:

Podcast? I'm sure Sack's church has a deacon-in-training program.

Sack-of-Shit probably already texted the kid to see if he wants to get adopted.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

People negativI remember some guy on an old Florida board who still hated Frank Borman because he did something to his dad‘s employment at Eastern Airlines.

He used to go to my church when I was growing up.  Very rarely.

Posted
26 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

How it started.

 

How it's going.

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I'm sure he'll get a podcast and have 100s of idiots including Ana celebrating his anti-wokeness.

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Posted
57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Just remember, when you see the vids and such of people who say and think these things (that non-whites are inferior, should be killed, etc.).....they are not exceptions.  They are the MAJORITY of the "anti-immigrant" crowd.  Non-whites are subhuman animals to them.  It is woven through everything they believe and say.

This guy isn't the exception.  He's the rule.

It's good of him to drive home my conviction about not voting for white men. 



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