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On 7/23/2025 at 3:04 AM, TwiceHorn said:

I had truly excellent English teachers in high school.  And I didn't take AP. But DaN was part of the curriculum.  I need to re-read it.

Ms. Fish, Mrs. Troutman, Mr. Smith (later a baseball coach), and Mrs. Glover.

Highland Park?

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16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

It really sucks for those kids. Their drunk mom and dipshit right-winger father have really set them up for hardship and trauma.

The wife says the reports of his death are not true.

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Posted
1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Dang. And she's pretty credible. 

you say what you have to say when potato sack number one is exhausted and your three hungry daughters keep asking you for potato sack number two.

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5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

you say what you have to say when potato sack number one is exhausted and your three hungry daughters keep asking you for potato sack number two.

The only potatoes she cares about are the ones that make vodka.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The only potatoes she cares about are the ones that make vodka.

True.  I bet her new suitors are amazed at how healthy she is. “American woman has all teeth and belly not too distended.. Only three childs…..can have 6 or 7 more.”

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On 7/22/2025 at 7:57 PM, Jiggy-Z said:

Looks like he enlisted before he got drafted.

 

My read of it too.  I thought he said that he signed up to take advantage of the enlistment bonus and fast track to his whole family getting citizenship.  He listened to the recruiter's promises and fell hook line and sinker.

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3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

What's really sad is that when a leopard does eat someone's face in Curtis and they survive, they won't have a hospital to help them recover. 

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They are getting exactly what they voted for and they are getting it good and hard



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