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These little anecdotes are cute but mean fuckall. Notice how all of them start with "I voted for Trump...," its because they'd do it again, and again, and again, because it's literally their entire identity. Plus, these stories affect only a handful of the 80M idiots who voted for him, so very few are facing the consequences. And when the economy tanks they'll still blame Biden, Soros, whatever boogieman Fox News tells them to blame. None of this fucking matters. The cunt discussed above will probably be elected to Congress soon. 

“They tried to cancel me for using my first amendment rights! Vote for me to show em we should be able to drop N bombs all the time!”

That’s a winning slogan in Ohio.
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On 3/3/2025 at 8:50 AM, Dutchrudder said:

This FAFO has a happy ending. Sometimes, we denizens of the internet must become the leopards to exact justice and revenge on behalf of others.

 

Receipt at a Columbus Ohio mexican restaurant left by an unhappy magat loser:

May be an image of ticket stub and text that says 'Cazue Colur CAZUELAS Broad St. Cazuelas 6325 BroadS columbus, CH 43213 03/02/ 2025 5:19 03/02/2025 6:19 pn Order: 52385 Server: Ricardo Check: 2 Table server: Ricardo Card Type: MasterCa Auth NUmber Ref HasterCard Number Code: 215150 Ref 06123004216 Sale Entry: Chip ype: Sale Entry: Chip 0000008000 A0000000041010 TSI: E800 0224 APPLAB: Mastercard Dsui 0000008000 AID: 4000000000.D 扱 TSI: APPLAB: 0224 MaxtorAnd/pt/ VtkN Check Total Charge Anount Tip Tip Total X 87.84 Check Total 87.84 Charge Amount YOU SUCk, HERD, ElGHTY SENEN Total $87.84 DOLLARS X 84/10 DEPORTS X CpeeeBKo TRUMP you!!! HOPE Merchant copy LOVINS/STEPHANIER R Merchant copy'

Oops, they didn't scribble out the name on the other copy! 

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She locked her business page and personal page. You're not gonna believe this, but she's a REALTOR!

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/1287577815766822/user/1513794116/

May be an image of 3 people and text that says 'Delaware, Ohio Quality Services N... Seth Detter Admin 8h Stop posting the damn receipt. They will not be published! This group exists for people to find service providers in the Delaware County, Ohio area. Posts regarding Politics, Social Justice issues, Religious views(searching views for and respectfully recommending churches excluded), etc.. will not be approved. 11 Like Send Share'

 

OH OH OH IT'S THE AI THAT GOT MY CREDIT CARDS AND WROTE THAT RACIST STUFF!!!

May be an image of 1 person, phone and text that says '1:29 Stephanie Lovins 3rd+ Edited Thank you for Follow the recent notifications of scammers and profile hackers! recently discovered lost/missing credit card and an attempted use/purchase. am learning that scam bots are a "thing." And always careful of suspicious links, especially your information has been compromised! good thing... until it's not. Like Comments Comment Share Kevin Herring Why did you think that was good idea. Honestly does anyone deserve that? Hope was worth Reply Mitzy Don't worry I'm going to get video footage to prove was you leaving those racist Add your comment Home MyNetwor Post Jobs linkedin.com'

Her husband's company is getting review bombed too: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61558532940935&sk=reviews

 

It's always nice when we get to see the Finding Out part of the story. 

Update on this one:

r/facepalm - Realtor leaves hateful note at a Mexican restaurant; gets fired

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20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

if you are going to troll then expect to be treated like a troll.    Saying the same stupid shit over and over and refusing to explain yourself no matter how many times people ask will always result in the kind of response you are getting.   

A smarter person would know that

How am I trolling?  I stay the fuck off this board.

Then every so often, bozo pulls out his Ouija board and summons me back by tagging me and directing a post to me.

Then I respond to his post and then the dogpile of negative posts I get from the rest of y'all. 

Don't comment on my posts if you don't want me to respond.  This is not a difficult concept.

 

And just because you don't like what I say doesn't mean I haven't explained it.  Perhaps the problem is that you're not willing to actually entertain ideas that don't neatly into your echo chamber.

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2 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

How am I trolling?  I stay the fuck off this board.

Then every so often, bozo pulls out his Ouija board and summons me back by tagging me and directing a post to me.

Then I respond to his post and then the dogpile of negative posts I get from the rest of y'all. 

Don't comment on my posts if you don't want me to respond.  This is not a difficult concept.

 

And just because you don't like what I say doesn't mean I haven't explained it.  Perhaps the problem is that you're not willing to actually entertain ideas that don't neatly into your echo chamber.

How about not taking the bait and making this your last post?

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Sometimes the wife brings home a burger for me. Usually Dan’s (although Arandas Taqueria has a good burger, too.) She always asks for the veggies on the side.

 

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Slacks said:

This failed for two reasons:

1. It's a mess.

2. Cheese belongs on the hot side.

This is the fucking truth.  Which corporate dipshit that that was where the cheese didn't go?

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Posted
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

can a homeless person vote ?

Yes.  I remember seeing some stuff about their votes being questioned because of addresses, but there are certain ones they are entitled to use.

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1 hour ago, Ag with kids said:

This is the fucking truth.  Which corporate dipshit that that was where the cheese didn't go?

I don't care what anybody says about your posts. I know you are a reasonable man. 

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3 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

How am I trolling?  I stay the fuck off this board.

Then every so often, bozo pulls out his Ouija board and summons me back by tagging me and directing a post to me.

Then I respond to his post and then the dogpile of negative posts I get from the rest of y'all. 

Don't comment on my posts if you don't want me to respond.  This is not a difficult concept.

 

And just because you don't like what I say doesn't mean I haven't explained it.  Perhaps the problem is that you're not willing to actually entertain ideas that don't neatly into your echo chamber.

Echo chamber! Drink!

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Posted

As expected, China just put tariffs on US corn and soybeans.  Half of our soybean exports (up to today) have gone to China.  Futures markets are very down today.

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7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

As expected, China just put tariffs on US corn and soybeans.  Half of our soybean exports (up to today) have gone to China.  Futures markets are very down today.

They will keep pushing the south american growers.

 

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18 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

How am I trolling?  I stay the fuck off this board.

Then every so often, bozo pulls out his Ouija board and summons me back by tagging me and directing a post to me.

Then I respond to his post and then the dogpile of negative posts I get from the rest of y'all. 

Don't comment on my posts if you don't want me to respond.  This is not a difficult concept.

 

And just because you don't like what I say doesn't mean I haven't explained it.  Perhaps the problem is that you're not willing to actually entertain ideas that don't neatly into your echo chamber.

Matt01Ss GIF by MOODMAN

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He bet his life savings on paper straws. Trump may destroy his business.

After 50 years toiling in the country’s paper mills, the 75-year-old plunked his life savings into creating a “24 hours strong” straw that he manufactures in Woodstock, Illinois, and sells to more than 1,000 restaurants, bars, coffee shops and casinos.

 

But now, two years in, Spinelli says the party is over. President Donald Trump’s executive order last month calling to “end the use of paper straws” dealt a swift, decisive blow to his business, Boss Straw. Orders have stalled, even though the action only stopped purchases of paper straws by the federal government. Instead of selling $800,000 worth of straws this year, Spinelli fears it’ll be one-tenth of that.

“Our distributors are saying, ‘Everyone’s going back to plastic now because of the president,’” he said. “The president I voted for, the man who says ‘Let’s make America great again, let’s help small businesses grow,’ that man is going to put me out of business.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bet-life-savings-paper-straws-161301480.html

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Posted
17 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

This is the fucking truth.  Which corporate dipshit that that was where the cheese didn't go?

Probably the same one who cut Jimmy Dean rolls down to 12oz. 

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4 minutes ago, Superhero said:

If you got 3 men who weigh over 200 pounds a piece. A woman that's a little plump. Tough girl. And a daughter who's 13 and you gon' try and take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple o dozen eggs and feed that? 

Was that the voicemail that guy left at Jimmy Dean HQ?

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4 minutes ago, Superhero said:

If you got 3 men who weigh over 200 pounds a piece. A woman that's a little plump. Tough girl. And a daughter who's 13 and you gon' try and take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple o dozen eggs and feed that? 

You know why America is going to shit?  It's that fucking pussy roll of sausage.  Son of a bitch, somebody needs their ass kicked.  Some little consumer geekaroid fucked this shit up.

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15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

What about maple trees? Alaska? Reforest with them? Make America Maple again?

How about the Texas Hill Country? If LBJ's ancestors thought that the climate was a myth, then by God the climate is a myth. 

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

How about the Texas Hill Country? If LBJ's ancestors thought that the climate was a myth, then by God the climate is a myth. 

Nah, that is where we grow shitty mcmansions. Once done with that no one has any damn water for no trees.

Except crap cedar. Plenty of room for that.

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WASHINGTON — The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning a reorganization that includes cutting over 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency that provides health care for retired military members, according to an internal memo obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press.

The VA's chief of staff, Christopher Syrek, told top-level officials at the agency Tuesday that it had an objective to cut enough employees to return to 2019 staffing levels of just under 400,000. That would require terminating tens of thousands of employees after the VA expanded during the Biden administration, as well as to cover veterans impacted by burn pits under the 2022 PACT Act.

 

 

ill guess that a looooooot of those 80k are vets themselves 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning a reorganization that includes cutting over 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency that provides health care for retired military members, according to an internal memo obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press.

The VA's chief of staff, Christopher Syrek, told top-level officials at the agency Tuesday that it had an objective to cut enough employees to return to 2019 staffing levels of just under 400,000. That would require terminating tens of thousands of employees after the VA expanded during the Biden administration, as well as to cover veterans impacted by burn pits under the 2022 PACT Act.

 

 

ill guess that a looooooot of those 80k are vets themselves 

That should help their wait times. Republicans love babies and veterans until it's time to spend money on them.

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23 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Was that the voicemail that guy left at Jimmy Dean HQ?

Yup.

The ending was the best part.

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Little 12-ounce goddamn roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you 600 pounds of men AT LEAST - get my point? And the two girls. And they put it in that fucking pussy roll of sausage. Son of a bitch. Somebody needs their ass kicked. Some of consumer geek of theirs fucked this shit up. (Saving Money, Saving Money). Yeah. Save money! Save Money! Well fuck I wanna eat goddamnit.

 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

If you got 3 men who weigh over 200 pounds a piece. A woman that's a little plump. Tough girl. And a daughter who's 13 and you gon' try and take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple o dozen eggs and feed that? 

 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I may start up the "FUCK I WANNA EAT GODDAMMIT" party.  Our platform is....wait for it....."FUCK I WANNA EAT GODDAMMIT."

 

pussy ass roll of sausage 

600 lbs of men

somebody needs their ass kicked 

 

all acceptable 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning a reorganization that includes cutting over 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency that provides health care for retired military members, according to an internal memo obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press.

The VA's chief of staff, Christopher Syrek, told top-level officials at the agency Tuesday that it had an objective to cut enough employees to return to 2019 staffing levels of just under 400,000. That would require terminating tens of thousands of employees after the VA expanded during the Biden administration, as well as to cover veterans impacted by burn pits under the 2022 PACT Act.

 

 

ill guess that a looooooot of those 80k are vets themselves 

Veteran is just another word for suckers and losers, am I right?

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He bet his life savings on paper straws. Trump may destroy his business.

After 50 years toiling in the country’s paper mills, the 75-year-old plunked his life savings into creating a “24 hours strong” straw that he manufactures in Woodstock, Illinois, and sells to more than 1,000 restaurants, bars, coffee shops and casinos.

 

But now, two years in, Spinelli says the party is over. President Donald Trump’s executive order last month calling to “end the use of paper straws” dealt a swift, decisive blow to his business, Boss Straw. Orders have stalled, even though the action only stopped purchases of paper straws by the federal government. Instead of selling $800,000 worth of straws this year, Spinelli fears it’ll be one-tenth of that.

“Our distributors are saying, ‘Everyone’s going back to plastic now because of the president,’” he said. “The president I voted for, the man who says ‘Let’s make America great again, let’s help small businesses grow,’ that man is going to put me out of business.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bet-life-savings-paper-straws-161301480.html

Pure fucking hathos for me here.  Inject I into my veins straight. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know why America is going to shit?  It's that fucking pussy roll of sausage.  Son of a bitch, somebody needs their ass kicked.  Some little consumer geekaroid fucked this shit up.

Save money save money. I want to eat goddamnit 

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He bet his life savings on paper straws.

 

I’ve done some really stupid shit with money in my life. No ragrets. Nothing in the same solar system as betting my life savings on paper straws though. lol. 

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Matt01Ss GIF by MOODMAN

You’re the one actually trolling this thread. Some people here just can’t appreciate the artwork. 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

You've always got a small percentage who need to be somewhere other than the military, and who manage to drop out for what looks like no apparent reason. I bet that year, they called the reason "Covid vaccines." Some other year it would have been something else.

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7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You've always got a small percentage who need to be somewhere other than the military, and who manage to drop out for what looks like no apparent reason. I bet that year, they called the reason "Covid vaccines." Some other year it would have been something else.

Klinger wishes it was so easy

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