Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Parliament 14086]

So she's even dumber then.

[mulletpelini 5209]

10 and 2.  10 to hold the phone, 2 to hold the steering wheel.  This fucking generation.

[Catpfish 618]

And the gas tank just barely above E

 

 

[BTW 370]

don't want to bring any extra fuel into the fire ... duh!

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Spidey...

 

 

[Armybrat 40648]

Kids can be crazy awesome!

[Netzer 157]

Close call.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8795]

the fuck? He ded or.....

 

he made it

 

Despite the quick response from assistants, Volta nearly died from the incident and was transferred to the Collado Villalba Hospital for treatment. “I was four minutes in cardiorespiratory arrest, literally dead,” he said later, according to Spanish newspaper Marca. He has since recovered from the ordeal.

Edited November 14, 2018 by MNLonghornFUKM

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

Monster.com time for that stunt dude. 

[Netzer 157]

 

Edited November 15, 2018 by Netzer

[Lhorn 4872]

Wtf. Hope he got arrested

[GottaB 588]

He got kicked off the team and barred from campus.

Should have been arrested.

[DigglerontheHoof 20963]

Needs an ass beating, too. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Nick Saban thinks he deserves a second third fourth chance.

[Baboontyme 2806]

On 11/12/2018 at 8:40 AM, mulletpelini said:

10 and 2.  10 to hold the phone, 2 to hold the steering wheel.  This fucking generation.

This was making me ragey. If it's so damn scary and life threatening - HOW ABOUT YOU PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE???

[Wally Pryor 5236]

[miguelito 11169]

Phteven

[AM Wood 335]

9 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

tic-tac, sir?

[Reagan1k 3005]

13 hours ago, GottaB said:

He got kicked off the team and barred from campus.

Should have been arrested.

With the way he set that up and checked on the ref, you can be damned sure this wasn't the 1st time he's pulled off that little "trick".

[Steamboat1874 4028]

1 minute ago, Reagan1k said:

With the way he set that up and checked on the ref, you can be damned sure this wasn't the 1st time he's pulled off that little "trick".

Fortunately the kid that got drilled went straight to the line and nailed both technicals.

[crash_davis 23076]

45 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

first you make the roux...

[crash_davis 23076]

imgur

 

[Wally Pryor 5236]

17 hours ago, Netzer said:

What a fucking goon.

 

[crash_davis 23076]

what the fuck did he think was going to happen?

imgur

 

[Pato del Muerto 52233]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

I saw a show on discovery about this. The bug in its mouth is a parasite that eats the fish tongue and then becomes the tongue. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=fish+tongue+parasite&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS711US711&oq=fish+ton&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.3153j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

[Telegraph_it 3350]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I saw a show on discovery about this. The bug in its mouth is a parasite that eats the fish tongue and then becomes the tongue. 

https://www.google.com/search?q=fish+tongue+parasite&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS711US711&oq=fish+ton&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.3153j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

I thought the fish had human-like teeth. This is worse. 

[Jerry Callo 8647]

Tongue-eating Louse is one of the creepiest things I've ever heard of.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

Tongue-eating Louse is one of the creepiest things I've ever heard of.

That sounds like a nickname for my ex

[HenryJames 65848]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Car would have gotten the worst of it.

[Homesickhorn 2201]

Fortunately the kid that got drilled went straight to the line and nailed both technicals.

Please tell me this is true. It would make me feel a little better about what I just watched.

[NWBuck 8536]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

what the fuck did he think was going to happen?

 

 

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11773]

18 hours ago, GottaB said:

He got kicked off the team and barred from campus.

Should have been arrested.

Was that Kermit Washington’s grandson?

[Buzzrock 14859]

I thought the fish had human-like teeth. This is worse. 

Nightmare fuel.

[Chooky 13292]

Seems like the huge fan attached to people's backs never really has any upside at all.

[Loco 3752]

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Seems like the huge fan attached to people's backs never really has any upside at all.

Well, you can fart with impunity

[DougO 5238]

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

what the fuck did he think was going to happen?

 

 

 

 

 

Acme doesn't make propeller backpacks like they used to.

[Pato del Muerto 52233]

5 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I thought the fish had human-like teeth. This is worse. 

That would be a pacu. Saw those on that monster catch show. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Action is from :55 to 1:50:

 

[Auto Driller 2504]

How did neither one get hit? I know that it’s a high pressure situation but there must have been 20 shots fired total and the dude in the car wasn’t even moving.

[Pato del Muerto 52233]

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

[Brisketexan 104226]

How did neither one get hit? I know that it’s a high pressure situation but there must have been 20 shots fired total and the dude in the car wasn’t even moving.

My uncle was an ATF agent. A buddy of his got in a shootout that took place entirely around a set of gas station pumps. Both guys emptied their mags, nobody was hit. Adrenaline and panic work wonders.

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

Yeah, that was stupid. But again...panic makes you stupid.

[NWBuck 8536]

54 minutes ago, Thujone said:

^^Holy shit.

Seriously. 

There are still Saturns on the road? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My uncle was an ATF agent. A buddy of his got in a shootout that took place entirely around a set of gas station pumps. 

 

 

 

Edited November 16, 2018 by clapclapclap

[Augustus 3061]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

You're suggesting that he drive straight into the would-be cop killer's line of fire?

I was kinda hoping he was gonna ram the door of that Saturn, smashing the dude's legs a la Hank Schrader.

Edited November 16, 2018 by Augustus

[Bama Llama 1441]

The shooter never even _looked_ into the dashcam vehicle.  The cop whose voice we heard must've thought he was a dead man.

[mulletpelini 5209]

16 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

[deadshank 24648]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can we talk about the moron in the suv that decided to back up rapidly into a blind curve instead of just flooring it and going straight ahead?  Looked like he eventually got into the other lane to avoid a crash but still...much more control going forward and less chance of a collision, and you are away from shooting danger just about as quickly. 

The SUV driver could have ended the whole thing in short order by taking a left turn instead of reversing. 

[Modessit 5586]

How did neither one get hit? I know that it’s a high pressure situation but there must have been 20 shots fired total and the dude in the car wasn’t even moving.

[Parliament 14086]

You're suggesting that he drive straight into the would-be cop killer's line of fire?
I was kinda hoping he was gonna ram the door of that Saturn, smashing the dude's legs a la Hank Schrader.

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[Incredulity 11441]

https://www.thv11.com/article/news/local/dashcam-video-captures-shocking-shootout-with-police-in-arkansas/91-614880610

 

Reporting on the shooting.