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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Rusty Trombone can go fuck himself. Georgia and Bama fans whiiiiiiiining about paying players, into my veins.

I heard that Tech offered 5X but Coleman, and his team, thinks McGuire's high school offense won't get him where he wants to be in the draft.

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29 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Holy shit! The aggy-level lack of self-awareness is breathtaking.

My god. Fuck them.

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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I think I might need to rethink selling my Ohio St tickets.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I heard that Tech offered 5X but Coleman, and his team, thinks McGuire's high school offense won't get him where he wants to be in the draft.

It’s more like double.

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How's it going for Notre Dame? Oh...

Even if all 15 players aren’t good, that’s a lot of practice fodder they will be missing.

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I heard that Tech offered 5X but Coleman, and his team, thinks McGuire's high school offense won't get him where he wants to be in the draft.

I heard it was 10x and they were gonna name the stadium after him, but then Texas came in and offered 100 million so he went to Texas. Damn T sips.

So we thinking this is the Wisconsin LG?

We need at least one more proven guy…. 2 if we are being honest….

What was the real range on what Coleman ended up costing? Just so I can laugh at people who say we spent 4M on him.

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Is it too much to ask for our scouting department to find a couple of guys at lower levels like Larry Allen and Erik Williams? Only then will I, a surly horn, be satisfied with this portal haul.

I use any excuse to post this.

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46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If he’s a starter next year we didn’t do enough in the portal for his position group

We could do worse than a 23 year old center with five years worth of knowledge of the offense. Indiana style. Just need some nasty guards.

33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How's it going for Notre Dame? Oh...

I'm finding 2 rumors

  1. ND doesn't let the kids do remote classes , and this is causing a lot of problems

  2. That they are waiting on announcements until the last day of the portal to try and prevent their starters from bailing

Not sure i believe either, but this one is interesting to watch

Just now, Newy25 said:

What was the real range on what Coleman ended up costing? Just so I can laugh at people who say we spent 4M on him.

Im guessing base 1.5 million with performance incentives.

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm finding 2 rumors

  1. ND doesn't let the kids do remote classes , and this is causing a lot of problems

  2. That they are waiting on announcements until the last day of the portal to try and prevent their starters from bailing

Not sure i believe either, but this one is interesting to watch

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3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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Is this like a weird AI porn video? She's getting railed from behind and sparks are shooting out of her boobs?

Graham!! (Hopefully it links up this time?)

https://gigemgazette.com/mike-elko-just-executed-the-perfect-counter-after-texas-pulls-cam-coleman-away

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39 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Wife is sick and I've been chasing an ornery 15-month old around all day, just wanted to say FUCK YEAH this has been a hell of a weekend.

If we have the fortune to win a SEC and/or national title this year, today is where it truly started. 🤘

We’ve peaked.

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Im guessing base 1.5 million with performance incentives.

Performance incentives are illegal. Texas doesn’t use them.

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Why anyone honestly gives a shit what a player costs when there is no cap in place is beyond me. Unless Cam is getting the $600/yr I’m donating to the One Fund, it ain’t my money.

3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm finding 2 rumors

  1. ND doesn't let the kids do remote classes , and this is causing a lot of problems

  2. That they are waiting on announcements until the last day of the portal to try and prevent their starters from bailing

Not sure i believe either, but this one is interesting to watch

It was reported they took a kid from Colorado, but then shortly after it was reported his offer got rescinded. Sounded like it was academic related.

5 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

We could do worse than a 23 year old center with five years worth of knowledge of the offense. Indiana style. Just need some nasty guards.

And then you put on his tape

24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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So we’ll find out tomorrow at lunchtime right?

2 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Why anyone honestly gives a shit what a player costs when there is no cap in place is beyond me. Unless Cam is getting the $600/yr I’m donating to the One Fund, it ain’t my money.

Agreed. I hope we spend more (of other guys' money) than anyone else. I want us to pay top dollar at every position. Why the fuck wouldn't I want that?

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

So we’ll find out tomorrow at lunchtime right?

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5 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is this like a weird AI porn video? She's getting railed from behind and sparks are shooting out of her boobs?

Directly from the Katy Perry video for Firework. Song is kind of an earworm.

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

4/5 of the line done

45 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I hope we didn't guarantee Robertson a starting spot, because he was just OK. The OG transfer is not guaranteed to be starter material. Hopefully he's just developmental depth who becomes something after a year in the system. I still think we need to be pursuing 3 sure fire starters on the OL. If we have fuck you money, let's use it. None of these great skill players mean shit if the OL is still fucked.

He knows he’s been pretty good, but needs to be better in order for Texas to win titles. He believes in himself, had several chances to portal out, knows he may be in a dog fight for playing time, but stayed and believes he can be successful. I like his attitude.

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Directly from the Katy Perry video for Firework. Song is kind of an earworm.

My mind is in the gutter lol. Heard the song before but I guess I dont keep up on pop star music videos.

5 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Why anyone honestly gives a shit what a player costs when there is no cap in place is beyond me. Unless Cam is getting the $600/yr I’m donating to the One Fund, it ain’t my money.

Whoa username checking the hell out there.

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27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We've cloned Kasey Studdard and signed him?

Kasey’s son was on my son’s basketball team. He had some thoughts on the line play this year. The thoughts were not good thoughts.

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Rusty Trombone can go fuck himself. Georgia and Bama fans whiiiiiiiining about paying players, into my veins.

No shit, the days of $20k in a McDonald’s bag sealing the deal to win MNCs are gone.

Now all 20k gets them is a single date of dinner and a basketball game that ends with “I just don’t like you like that, but we can still be friends!”

Crying that it’s just not fair that their old method of cheating no longer works, now that’s an aphrodisiac.

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2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Kasey’s son was on my son’s basketball team. He had some thoughts on the line play this year. The thoughts were not good thoughts.

I'm not so sure a 12yr old's opinion on our offensive line is any more relevant than that of burnt orange and white.

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Kasey’s son was on my son’s basketball team. He had some thoughts on the line play this year. The thoughts were not good thoughts.

Guessing it went something like this

56 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Did these maroons forget that we scored just as many points in the playoffs as they did?

23 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm finding 2 rumors

  1. ND doesn't let the kids do remote classes , and this is causing a lot of problems

  2. That they are waiting on announcements until the last day of the portal to try and prevent their starters from bailing

Not sure i believe either, but this one is interesting to watch

1 might be legitimate. Gerry has mentioned it before.

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Texas Tech, who by the way offered double our bid, are complaining that we buy players?

And these cunts, who've been to the CFP once, and didn't bother to either score or win, while we've been twice and have infinitely more wins than they do.

21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

More of a splintery wooden cock guy.

Woodcock Guy?

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5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

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Boom!!!

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4 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Out of the 100,000 people that show up at DKR every home game, how many actually follow or care about recruiting or know the roster?

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So much more fun when I open Surly, and the first thing I see is that we got Coleman, and flipped Hollywood from 'bama.

Allowed me to speed reed 20+ pages of $9.95 by skimming the normal dribble.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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This coming from the school who bought the best recruiting class in history before it was legal, is hilarious.

36 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Holy shit! The aggy-level lack of self-awareness is breathtaking.

My god. Fuck them.

If I didn’t know better, I might suggest it was aggys posing as Red Raiders and trolling .

54 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Booking hotel room in Vegas for Jan 2027 🎉

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Wife is sick and I've been chasing an ornery 15-month old around all day, just wanted to say FUCK YEAH this has been a hell of a weekend.

If we have the fortune to win a SEC and/or national title this year, today is where it truly started. 🤘

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is there a place to go that has the current list of player ins and outs?

mostly curious about the ins.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Claimed an offer from Michigan in the 2021 class but obviously ending up at Ohio not sure if that offer was genuine.

Notre Dame has some promising young starting offensive linemen. It would be nice to snag some of them.

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these guys are so mad they don't even know who to be mad at

just staring back at the past , pretending their schools didn't pay players

god damn this hits good

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