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Charlie Kirk assassinated at an event in Utah (by a 22 YO groyper)


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I just want to add that of all of the ridiculous praise heaped on this troll that the absolute last thing I could've thought would happen is PAUL FINEBAUM wanting to run for the senate because of this death. Give me the shovel and I'd gladly sideswipe his gigantic dumbo-sized ears. This timeline is just, to borrow a word from Anthony McAuliffe, NUTS in a go to hell kind of way.

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5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I just want to add that of all of the ridiculous praise heaped on this troll that the absolute last thing I could've thought would happen is PAUL FINEBAUM wanting to run for the senate because of this death. Give me the shovel and I'd gladly sideswipe his gigantic dumbo-sized ears. This timeline is just, to borrow a word from Anthony McAuliffe, NUTS in a go to hell kind of way.

I would say it will be funny to see Paaawwwl go down in flames like CJK5H, but those morons put Tuberville in the senate.

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On 9/27/2025 at 5:17 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

There are all kinds of crazy theories right now. I saw multiple people talking about how the mic on his shirt was a Mossad special like the exploding pagers except it shot a projectile rather than exploding.

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On 9/27/2025 at 8:58 AM, South Austin said:

But fried chicken is good.

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On 9/27/2025 at 9:11 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Fascists bad

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On 9/30/2025 at 1:30 PM, Biff Tannen said:

We are going to have moments of silence at the baseball playoffs tonight for the…checks notes…8 people that were ASSASSINATED this weekend right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh I guess not. Fuck you conservatives. 

Totally missed this.  Man.

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14 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Did all of the criminals who marched through a ransacked Capitol yelling “hang Mike Pence,” lose their jobs?

They work for ICE

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On 10/2/2025 at 7:04 AM, Bookman said:

This is officially yesterday's news. 

"news" just like it was a 22 YO groyper lol 

This shit ain't goin away boomer

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On 10/1/2025 at 4:47 PM, Satchel said:

Did all of the criminals who marched through a ransacked Capitol yelling “hang Mike Pence,” lose their jobs?

Still working at the FBI

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Still working at the FBI

So the Biden DOJ prosecuted and jailed the very FBI informants they planted to make it look like MAGA? And not a single one revealed the story? 

Truly a dizzying intellect... 

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11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

So the Biden DOJ prosecuted and jailed the very FBI informants they planted to make it look like MAGA? And not a single one revealed the story? 

Truly a dizzying intellect... 

Then Trump pardoned all of them and I guess they just went back to their old jobs at the FBI. Makes sense. 

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1 hour ago, Zeus said:

"news" just like it was a 22 YO groyper lol 

This shit ain't goin away boomer

What are you talking about? It's already been largely forgotten. 

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

This shit ain't goin away boomer

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Winston Churchill

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On 10/3/2025 at 1:17 PM, David Dennison said:

What are you talking about? It's already been largely forgotten. 

I spend 1/100th of the time thinking about Charlie Kirk as I do the Epstein Files.  Not those aren't going away.

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13 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Why do poor people spend money they don't have on tattoos?

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11 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

I totally missed the "white power" and "Charlie clit" comments. What is that about?

I caught the clit first time around, which evidently caused me to miss the white power.

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On 10/3/2025 at 11:14 AM, Zeus said:

Still working at the FBI

It ain't gonna weaponize itself. . & apparently that "QAnon Shaman" guy needs a job other than applying Cheeto / nacho dust to Trumplestiltskin.

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It is very fitting that the murder of a right wing grifter did create a "movement", it just ended up being the continuation of right wring grifting. 

Charlie Kirk the savior, prophet, leader...was really just a fart in the wind. People on the right are so insincere they can't even pretend to care for long. 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It is very fitting that the murder of a right wing grifter did create a "movement", it just ended up being the continuation of right wring grifting. 

Charlie Kirk the savior, prophet, leader...was really just a fart in the wind. People on the right are so insincere they can't even pretend to care for long. 

 

 

Yeah, well...Candace Owens came to me in a dream.  You know, that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?  I think she was one of the gals throwing pickles.

Or am I the only one who has that dream?

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, well...Candace Owens came to me in a dream.  You know, that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?  I think she was one of the gals throwing pickles.

Or am I the only one who has that dream?

Nice try.  We all know this was you in college:

 

a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room looking up at the sky .

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