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The worst thing that could have happened is to have a viral moment that normalized FJB and turned it into LGB, because now it's exploded. Ball games, signs, bumper stickers, shirts, hats, etc.

10% of GQP would say FJB because it is truly vulgar and NSFW and not family friendly; 100% will say LGB.

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3 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

The worst thing that could have happened is to have a viral moment that normalized FJB and turned it into LGB, because now it's exploded. Ball games, signs, bumper stickers, shirts, hats, etc.

10% of GQP would say FJB because it is truly vulgar and NSFW and not family friendly; 100% will say LGB.

You should know, they're your people.

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7 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

The worst thing that could have happened is to have a viral moment that normalized FJB and turned it into LGB, because now it's exploded. Ball games, signs, bumper stickers, shirts, hats, etc.

10% of GQP would say FJB because it is truly vulgar and NSFW and not family friendly; 100% will say LGB.

A bunch of cowards who are afraid to say what they actually mean so they try to hide it with a fig leaf. Same tactics as the southern strategy. Works great on the same set of people to boot

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

By the looks of it he doesn’t choke on anything, straight down the gullet.  

 

 

This is just mind blowing to me.  How is this even a thing?  These people are beyond help.  They are mentally ill.

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

This is just mind blowing to me.  How is this even a thing?  These people are beyond help.  They are mentally ill.

You'd think that thousands of these people being attached to MAGA would cause chunks of MAGA to question itself.

They used to like to say "being a liberal is a mental illness."  Do they say that anymore?  Every accusation  . . . .

33 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

WTF

The fact that I live in Dallas and was unaware this was occurring tells me that my purge of my social media was 100% effective.

9 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This is just mind blowing to me.  How is this even a thing?  These people are beyond help.  They are mentally ill.

What's worse is that there is a faction who didn't believe that yesterday's thing was true, but still believe that JFK Jr is alive.

It's like they are waiting until he's dead of old age and then they'll celebrate his life.

And everybody I know that's mixed up with Qanon in some way, has a lot of issues in their lives, up to and including mental illness.

And they all seem to have a lot of time on their hands.

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And everybody I know that's mixed up with Qanon in some way, has a lot of issues in their lives, up to and including mental illness.

And they all seem to have a lot of time on their hands.

I think it's time that we accept that a significant % of Americans has mental illness issues.   And literally on both sides.  

29 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I think it's time that we accept that a significant % of Americans has mental illness issues.   And literally on both sides.  

Yeah, and we need a better healthcare system because nothing is going to improve - these people could function much better 10 or 20 years ago, before social media really dug its claws into them, but now with social media being ubiquitous, I just think things will get worse.

We don't want to go back to the old days when people would have Uncle Ed locked up because somebody walked in on him wearing his wife's dress, but we are going down the wrong road in terms of mental healthcare.

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, and we need a better healthcare system because nothing is going to improve - these people could function much better 10 or 20 years ago, before social media really dug its claws into them, but now with social media being ubiquitous, I just think things will get worse.

We don't want to go back to the old days when people would have Uncle Ed locked up because somebody walked in on him wearing his wife's dress, but we are going down the wrong road in terms of mental healthcare.

How sexy does Ed look in that dress though?

22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How sexy does Ed look in that dress though?

Not sure.  He died of old age years ago.

Should we dig up his body then to change dresses or…?   
 

worked for JonBenet.  She came in third after we adjusted the sleeves 

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Ahh the good ol days 

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This is Khmer Rouge shit.

Man, remember all the liberals who read this asshole's book and fell for his bullshit?

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So when does the next Insurrection happen?  Within 6 months?

 

January 2024. When GOP controls both houses and DEMS win the white house.

19 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

 

This is Khmer Rouge shit.

Man, remember all the liberals who read this asshole's book and fell for his bullshit?

National Conservatism.....     So, the Naci's?

38 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

 

This is Khmer Rouge shit.

Man, remember all the liberals who read this asshole's book and fell for his bullshit?

Goes to Yale and is backed by Peter Thiel.  Runs against processors and Big Tech and people just nod their heads.  What a tool.

Also wrote a book telling rural whites to clean up their lives but now blames it all on the liberals.

12 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I'm sure JFK Jr. just had a scheduling conflict.

yeah, in 1999

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

 

 

Well, that's what my students say...

On 11/2/2021 at 12:40 AM, DonkeyCigars said:

The worst thing that could have happened is to have a viral moment that normalized FJB and turned it into LGB, because now it's exploded. Ball games, signs, bumper stickers, shirts, hats, etc.

10% of GQP would say FJB because it is truly vulgar and NSFW and not family friendly; 100% will say LGB.

Oh and they'll do it while claiming they don't like cuss words.  My question for awhile has been, if you say Shoot instead of Shit or Frig instead of Fuck, but we all know that you wanted to say shit or fuck, are you really avoiding cussing?  No.  The answer is no.  Your silly word replacement doesn't change the intent of your speech, and therefore you are still cussing.  Jesus cares about your intent, motherfuckers, so get ready to be judged!

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Oh and they'll do it while claiming they don't like cuss words.  My question for awhile has been, if you say Shoot instead of Shit or Frig instead of Fuck, but we all know that you wanted to say shit or fuck, are you really avoiding cussing?  No.  The answer is no.  Your silly word replacement doesn't change the intent of your speech, and therefore you are still cussing.  Jesus cares about your intent, motherfuckers, so get ready to be judged!

I think it does change it just by virtue of being less vulgar. 

If your intention is to make sure everyone knows you are being vulgar without actually using the vulgar words, you are still being just as vulgar.

47 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

I think it does change it just by virtue of being less vulgar. 

42 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

If your intention is to make sure everyone knows you are being vulgar without actually using the vulgar words, you are still being just as vulgar.

All it shows is that the person saying it is a fucking pussy.  

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54 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

I think it does change it just by virtue of being less vulgar. 

Bless your heart. 
 

 

 

 

(that means fuck you…but ya know…less vulgar!)

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Man, remember all the liberals who read this asshole's book and fell for his bullshit?

I read his book and thought it was self-indulgent schlock. 

18 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

I think it does change it just by virtue of being less vulgar. 

if I say/type "n-word"- guess what, I am making you say the word in your head. we all know what it means. only cowards say the other thing  - hide behind the "civility" instead of saying what you really mean. If you're gonna use it, fucking use it, you pussy. mean what you say.

19 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I read his book and thought it was self-indulgent schlock. 

It's on my reading list. The made-for-streaming treatment was widely panned (and divergent from the book).

On 11/3/2021 at 4:28 PM, qwertyu1234 said:

I'm sure JFK Jr. just had a scheduling conflict.

 

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So I am putting this here, but there are many places this could go.

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Mariner confirmed Thursday in an interview he did not go through the process to restore his right to hold office. “No, nothing,” he said. He said later he was confident he was a lawful candidate. “No, it’s not going to be an issue,” he said. Mariner said he followed the same process as other candidates and noted he was a registered voter. “As I am not an attorney or official in state government, it is not really my place to answer your legal or procedural questions about Florida law, applicable scenarios, etc., or advise you legally,” he said in an email.

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article255548606.html#storylink=cpy

 

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Retired baseball star Lenny Dykstra posted a photo on Twitter this week of a man eating breakfast at a New Jersey hotel wearing a black “Let’s go, Brandon” shirt


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First poor decision I’ve ever known Lenny dykstra to have made

Man they have the best advisors 

 

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Man they have the best advisors 

 

Congresscritters and anyone in their direct orbit should be barred from any participation in the stock market for the entirety of their tenure in office plus a minimum of 2 years afterwards. Any pre-election stocks are also frozen until then. You want to be in a position of power?  Thems the breaks. 

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Man they have the best advisors 

 

Burr’s Brother-in-Law Called Stock Broker, One Minute After Getting Off Phone With Senator

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Everyone in high government office needs to stick their financial wealth where they can't directly influence it.

Iirc the largest way congress critters beat the market is getting on IPO lists. You're almost guaranteed to make a shit ton.

On 11/3/2021 at 5:15 PM, Beau Vine said:

Well, that's what my students say...

Wonder who is behind that mindset?

 

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6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Congresscritters and anyone in their direct orbit should be barred from any participation in the stock market for the entirety of their tenure in office plus a minimum of 2 years afterwards. Any pre-election stocks are also frozen until then. You want to be in a position of power?  Thems the breaks. 

Mutual funds would probably be ok.  Let em live like the rest of us.

On 10/31/2021 at 10:52 AM, conVINCEd said:

Cheap custom printing will hasten the downfall of our society.  If I wanted a T-shirt that said @Brisketexan sucks donkey balls I’m pretty sure I could have it on my porch by Tuesday for $20.  Back in the day there would’ve been a minimum order of 50 shirts, which would’ve deterred all but the true diehards.

Long game, Johannes. Long game indeed. 

 

See the source image

 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

First poor decision I’ve ever known Lenny dykstra to have made

As of a few years ago, he was literally making a living as a gigolo for very old women....Keeps those sweet sweet pills running through his veins.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Mutual funds would probably be ok.  Let em live like the rest of us.

Ok fine.

On 11/3/2021 at 5:44 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Oh and they'll do it while claiming they don't like cuss words.  My question for awhile has been, if you say Shoot instead of Shit or Frig instead of Fuck, but we all know that you wanted to say shit or fuck, are you really avoiding cussing?  No.  The answer is no.  Your silly word replacement doesn't change the intent of your speech, and therefore you are still cussing.  Jesus cares about your intent, motherfuckers, so get ready to be judged!

When my son was maybe 8, somebody (probably some leisure-suit-wearing churchie child-predator) had convinced him to say "H-E-double-toothpicks." I guided him, as is fit for a warrior, to say "Hell" if he meant "Hell," or not to say it, but never to substitute any of that cutesy cloying "H-E-double-toothpicks" shit.

I also taught him he could belch loudly and repeatedly if he said "Excuse me," and to flinch whenever I'd take him back to his mother and she'd go to hug him.

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