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24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

shitty singer, shitty human being and a dumb ass ...

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"Don't let the Republicans that Republicans have attacked divide us Republicans! Also, don't read what The Ion King has posted about DeSantis on Truth Social. It's a lie!"

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39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He’s teaching CRT! Fire his ass!

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He kinda look like one of them Taliban Mans.

I’m not a racist, I just think my race is superior 

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when will R's protect children from the dangers of the church ?

 

Aren't there state laws against child porn?  I get that the Feds can hit harder, but where is Paxton in this?  Isn't that one of the planks in the state Republican platform?  Why aren't Texas LEOs taking this maggot down?

On 11/10/2022 at 11:45 AM, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

Of course they gave Jesus Oklahoma. That is our traditional move after driving somebody out of everyplace else.

Stitt is such a dumbass. Embarrassing that he keeps getting elected. Of course we have Abbott...so yeah.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

when will R's protect children from the dangers of the church ?

 

Proud Boys gonna start protesting church services any second now...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...any second now.

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Pflugerville

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He kinda look like one of them Taliban Mans.

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4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Jesus kxan

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 A Pflugerville ISD teacher is on administrative leave after making what parents are calling racist comments to students.

This qualifier is horseshit. He literally answered “Yes, I am“ to the question “Are you a racist?” from the students. He not only said he believes his race was superior to others, he confirmed he was a racist. “Some parents are calling” those racist comments because they’re fucking racist comments 

21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Jesus kxan

This qualifier is horseshit. He literally answered “Yes, I am“ to the question “Are you a racist?” from the students. He not only said he believes his race was superior to others, he confirmed he was a racist. “Some parents are calling” those racist comments because they’re fucking racist comments 

You don't actually expect local electronic media outlets to exercise any kind of editorial control over their stories, do you?

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I don't think he would like what "regulated" entails. Or he doesn't know what regulated actually means.

I'm guessing ther latter.
21 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I don't think he would like what "regulated" entails. Or he doesn't know what regulated actually means.

I'm guessing ther latter.

Lots of bran?

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

But no taliban boat parades !

to be fair to the Taliban though, they are a mostly landlocked peoples.  

And yeah, that "Parents are calling some of the comments, racist."  That's some 2020 Karen bullshit.  I get that MOST of the time, it's some alarmist parent overreacting to some shit because they're either too "Woke" or too "Maga"  But was a pretty clear cut case in Pflugerville.  The guy verbally confirmed all suspicions about instruction and online content regarding out-n-out racism.  It'd be like a Florida Gym Teacher being asked by parents, "Are you being inappropriate with the kids in a sexual manner?" And the teacher chimed in "Here's some pics and I'm literally fondling one right now." And then the Orlando Sentinel reports, "Some parents are saying the teacher has possibly been inappropriate with some students."  This kinda reporting dilutes real shit with real dirtbags.  I'm sure the Pflugerville cosplay militia will be along shortly to say we're overreacting and what the guy says on his own time is his business and the school should focus on teaching fundamentals and leave the political/racism claims out of the classroom.  shockedface

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

shitty singer, shitty human being and a dumb ass ...

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Hey, Travis.  Here's a quarter.   Call someone who cares.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Hey, Travis.  Here's a quarter.   Call someone who cares.


It's going to he hard not to pit Trump against Desantis when Trump is himself is doing just that.


 

Survey for TRUMP VOTERS ONLY:

Would our election system APPEAR to be designed to maximize public confidence or to maximize opportunity for fraud if Republicans won everything last Tuesday?

Has anyone done a welfare check on Ttom after cheeto dick made his announcement last night? I imagine it’s one of those “if you have an erection for more than 8 hours contact your physician” type of situations.

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9 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Has anyone done a welfare check on Ttom after cheeto dick made his announcement last night? I imagine it’s one of those “if you have an erection for more than 8 hours contact your physician” type of situations.

actually, he’s been teaching school lately.  but I heard he just got fired.  

3 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

actually, he’s been teaching school lately.  but I heard he just got fired.  

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On 11/13/2022 at 2:26 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

Aren't there state laws against child porn?  I get that the Feds can hit harder, but where is Paxton in this?  Isn't that one of the planks in the state Republican platform?  Why aren't Texas LEOs taking this maggot down?

Yes, there are.

Paxton has almost zero criminal law enforcement authority, despite his squawking.

Partially, I guess, because of their expertise with computer forensics and teh intergoogles, the feebs almost always take CP cases away from the state.  I think it's mostly a "political" type thing in that they like the glory of them.  In that sense, it's a lot like SeX TRaFFIcKinG!1!1!

"That is not what's going on."

 

You know, when I think of how God might phrase things were he to speak to me, I often imagine him using slang like "going on".  Maybe a few "what's up?", "bear with me here", possibly a "tit for tat" now and again.  It's good to know God is a man creator of the people.

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wow. That seems like something that nobody would be able to stop. So if it doesn’t happen, she’ll certainly be denounced as a fraud. 
 

it does make me wonder why god had the election end the way it did, knowing he will be changing it shortly, instead of just having the initial results be the correct ones. 
 

must be a test of faith. Strange ways, indeed. 

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"That is not what's going on."

 

You know, when I think of how God might phrase things were he to speak to me, I often imagine him using slang like "going on".  Maybe a few "what's up?", "bear with me here", possibly a "tit for tat" now and again.  It's good to know God is a man creator of the people.


I also imagine God speaking with James Earl Jones' voice, just because he could. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

it does make me wonder why god had the election end the way it did, knowing he will be changing it shortly, instead of just having the initial results be the correct ones. 

Do you ever wonder why God always pulls for the winning football team?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Do you ever wonder why God always pulls for the winning football team?

No. I assume he tabulates all the prayers and tinkers accordingly. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

"That is not what's going on."

 

You know, when I think of how God might phrase things were he to speak to me, I often imagine him using slang like "going on".  Maybe a few "what's up?", "bear with me here", possibly a "tit for tat" now and again.  It's good to know God is a man creator of the people.


 

what’s wrong with you ? 

Jesus was the OG hipster !

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No. I assume he tabulates all the prayers and tinkers accordingly. 

Legit lol. 

From the "every accusation is a confession" department, a Republican state senator from West Michigan, who made election integrity a key issue in his reelection campaign, is under criminal investigation after allegations of signature fraud were made against him in late 2016, the Michigan Secretary of State’s Office has confirmed On Nov. 7, 2016, Clerk Jennifer Badgero in Newaygo County’s Brooks Township filed a report with Michigan State Police alleging state Sen. Jon Bumstead (R-Newaygo) forged absentee ballots at least twice. Why the fuck it's taken six years for this to become known is beyond me but there you have it.


https://michiganadvance.com/2022/11/17/state-officials-indicate-a-criminal-investigation-is-underway-into-sen-bumstead/

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

From the "every accusation is a confession" department, a Republican state senator from West Michigan, who made election integrity a key issue in his reelection campaign, is under criminal investigation after allegations of signature fraud were made against him in late 2016, the Michigan Secretary of State’s Office has confirmed On Nov. 7, 2016, Clerk Jennifer Badgero in Newaygo County’s Brooks Township filed a report with Michigan State Police alleging state Sen. Jon Bumstead (R-Newaygo) forged absentee ballots at least twice. Why the fuck it's taken six years for this to become known is beyond me but there you have it.


https://michiganadvance.com/2022/11/17/state-officials-indicate-a-criminal-investigation-is-underway-into-sen-bumstead/

Counterpoint: this PROVES that Republicans are EXPERTS on election fraud, so we should listen to their stories of alarm!

6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I also imagine God speaking with James Earl Jones' voice, just because he could. 

“This is CNN!”

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