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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

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You recall my running gag of "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang?"  With the implication that there wasn't much that fell outside of my band of "would?"

Well, the modern MAGA party has made a mockery of that standard.  The fucking MAGAsphere is just woman upon woman who is of the 

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variety.

These two (shit, pretty much every female in every pic taken at Mar A Lago)...Gargoyle, MTG, Loomer, Lake....it's just a parade of creatures who are hideous to the bone.  WTF is wrong with these people?

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5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

the one on the left looks like a poor photocopy of a photocopy of charo, and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

Good sir, I will not have you besmirch one of my first childhood crushes like that.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

the one on the left looks like a poor photocopy of a photocopy of charo, and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

Charro's lips... do I see teeth or the reflection off of her bottom lip??? 

Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is a photo of standard issue women at Mar A Lago.  Loomer fits right in.

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Huh, these are not the most lifelike sex dolls I've ever seen.

Posted
18 hours ago, royiv said:

I think it’s totally explicable. He thinks she’s attractive. She’s giving him lots of attention, stroking his ego and jerking him off. He’s really that simple of a man.

He doesn’t need to find her attractive as long as she’s telling him what he wants to hear. 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Good sir, I will not have you besmirch one of my first childhood crushes like that.

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The ire is aimed at 5¢ copy machines at local corner stores, not charo

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Huh, these are not the most lifelike sex dolls I've ever seen.

they should give the one on the right some ointment for all those bee stings to her face

Posted
1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

they should give the one on the right some ointment for all those bee stings to her face

If bee stings caused that, she needs about 2 dozen epipens stat.

Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

You recall my running gag of "you don't want to see what I wouldn't bang?"  With the implication that there wasn't much that fell outside of my band of "would?"

Well, the modern MAGA party has made a mockery of that standard.  The fucking MAGAsphere is just woman upon woman who is of the 

yuck-gross.gif

variety.

These two (shit, pretty much every female in every pic taken at Mar A Lago)...Gargoyle, MTG, Loomer, Lake....it's just a parade of creatures who are hideous to the bone.  WTF is wrong with these people?

It’s as if the only plastic surgeon these women can afford happens to specialize in caricature. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s disturbing because you don’t get anymore far alt-right than Loomer.  She is the bottom of the bottom, which means she will likely become the governor President of Florida the US in my lifetime. 

 

fixy

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

and the one on the right looks like a catchers mitt

By the looks of that maw, and imagining the torn up meat tent below, she’s had plenty of practice catching everything several teams have thrown. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I love these performative nonsense burnings. Taylor already got your money. It doesn't affect her one way. There was another one of a mom who wasn't going to take her 13 year old to Toronto for the next show because Taylor endorsed Kamala. She's looking to sell her tickets to someone. So Taylor already got your money, the only person you're hurting is the 13 year old who does not give a shit about your stupid politics. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Holy shit

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He would have loved you more than Eva Braun

You would have been his kind of girl

You'd have been there right beside him As he drove around the world

And when he stopped, you'd have pushed him on

And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun

He would have loved you more than Eva Braun

You would have held the secret to his heart

And when they found you in the bunker They'd've had to tear you both apart

But if you'd said, "Argentina?" he'd have gone

And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun

A broken heart is like a Nazi And a Nazi's like the blues

The fuerher that you have The fuerher you have to lose

He would have loved you more than Eva Braun

If he'd only known what fun you really are

You'd have shown him how a fresh wound's More exciting than a scar

(He wouldn't have cared you're not a natural blonde)

And he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun Oh, he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun Ja, he'd have loved you more than Eva Braun

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Posted
41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Lol. That woman was totally a taylor fan, and didn't just buy a new shirt and an album to set on fire so should could advertise her own business, which happens to sell T-shirts! Totally authentic!

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Man I grew up with one side of our family that spouted this pseudo-christian, gobbledegook.  A couple of them grew out of it.  But most of them go to their grave scared of boogie men and are more than willing to throw you under the bus if that's what the god in their head tells them they should do.  Scary as hell.

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Posted
3 hours ago, mdmost said:

There was another one of a mom who wasn't going to take her 13 year old to Toronto for the next show because Taylor endorsed Kamala. She's looking to sell her tickets to someone. So Taylor already got your money, the only person you're hurting is the 13 year old who does not give a shit about your stupid politics. 

"Yes... yes... totally get it... yeah, you want to sell your tickets.  Sure.  You paid what?  $1,000.00 a ticket?  I'll give you $20"

Hope she eats whatever she paid for those tickets.

Posted
23 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At this point in the simulation maybe it’s time to see what the witches have to offer? 

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“…to dismantle Michigan at their home?”

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At this point in the simulation maybe it’s time to see what the witches have to offer? 

Well, I just hope it's like Macbeth for a certain someone.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Man I grew up with one side of our family that spouted this pseudo-christian, gobbledegook.  A couple of them grew out of it.  But most of them go to their grave scared of boogie men and are more than willing to throw you under the bus if that's what the god in their head tells them they should do.  Scary as hell.

I am going to visit family this weekend, and there's at least one cousin who gets rolling spouting Be Gone Forces of Darkess etc, she considers everything to be witchcraft while sounding like a Shakespearian witch herself. I asked her why she was slipping into faux-1600s English, she said because it was based on scripture. I asked her why she didn't use "thee" and "thou." Silence.

It's a fairly big house, I can slip off and hang out with my uncle, who'd rather talk about airplanes.

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Posted

Love how everyone in these loomer media discussions avoid the obvious. Trump has other loonies in his orbit and some are attractive compared to loomer but there must be strong rumors which is putting the focus on her. Two current mentions of her on the cnn homepage. I expect some trump allies are feeding the press info hoping Trump will send her home.

 Trump probably can’t just kick her to the curb. She’s the type who shows up to your office when mad. In this case she can scream about their late night campaign advice sessions.

 

Posted
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I asked her why she was slipping into faux-1600s English, she said because it was based on scripture. I asked her why she didn't use "thee" and "thou." Silence.

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“ This just in… Generalissimo Francisco Franco….. and King James…..are still dead.”

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I'm just here for the globohomo gay globalism. While not usually my bag, that sounds like a lot of fun.

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Posted (edited)
23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

You fucking sawed-off, stumpdick, okie twat plumber with latent syphilis, the federal government doesn't have any standards of ir-regularties.

Wayne. You cunt.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Love how everyone in these loomer media discussions avoid the obvious. Trump has other loonies in his orbit and some are attractive compared to loomer but there must be strong rumors which is putting the focus on her. Two current mentions of her on the cnn homepage. I expect some trump allies are feeding the press info hoping Trump will send her home.

 Trump probably can’t just kick her to the curb. She’s the type who shows up to your office when mad. In this case she can scream about their late night campaign advice sessions.

Why do you have to hate on them?  We should be happy for them, they are living their best life.

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s disturbing because you don’t get anymore far alt-right than Loomer.  She is the bottom of the bottom, which means she will likely become the governor of Florida in my lifetime. 

We can only hope he continues to spew bullshit conspiracy theories.  We could be a few blowjobs and a week or two away from him declaring the earth is flat, the Holocaust didn’t happen, and we didn’t land on the moon.

All hail the simulation that is seeing Laura Loomer potentially sink him.

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Posted
11 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Burt was one of the founders of QT

https://www.tulsahistory.org/halloffame/burt-holmes/

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s disturbing because you don’t get anymore far alt-right than Loomer.  She is the bottom of the bottom, which means she will likely become the governor of Florida in my lifetime. 

You could lose a lot of money wagering *a person couldn't be any more far right, Trump couldn't say anything dumber/more full of shit, etc...“ There is no f'n limit to their depravity or stupidity. You only get noticed when you take it one step further.

That dildo Markwayne is a perfect example. That's how a GQP senator gets "noticed" now. 50 years ago the other 99 would have all pulled hamstrings by repeatedly kicking his shriveled up nuts. Fucking traitor. 

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Dr. Mark Galeotti, a Russian studies expert in England, has a great podcast called "In Moscow's Shadows."

In the latest, his discusses the kleptocracy that is the Russian government.

Stop me if you've heard another organization that sounds similar....

The bureaucrats, generals, and ministers, in an effort to increasingly show their worth to their autocrat leader, try to out-do each other with purer and purer adherence to the stated ideology of the government......  and turning on those who haven't reached the standards of the ever-more extreme ideology.

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