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Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"


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It's comical their shit ability to plan something like this. 

1) Take Haitian Creole classes... yeah, I bet they can communicate like demented toddlers, knowing curse words and just enough other words to cobble together grammatically horrific sentences.

2) Kicked out of Fire Academy.

3) Fly to Thailand to learn to sail only to find you don't have enough money to take the classes... (no sailing classes in the US?)

4) Tries to recruit homeless guys in DC to help them (holy shit these guys are dumb as a sack of doorknobs).

And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE.  Before reading the article I figured this Island was tiny with less than 50 residents.  

Hopefully they do get locked up for a long-ass time and that they haven't procreated yet to pass on these dumbfuck genes.  

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1 minute ago, BlueGreySky said:

It's comical their shit ability to plan something like this. 

1) Take Haitian Creole classes... yeah, I bet they can communicate like demented toddlers, knowing curse words and just enough other words to cobble together grammatically horrific sentences.

2) Kicked out of Fire Academy.

3) Fly to Thailand to learn to sail only to find you don't have enough money to take the classes... (no sailing classes in the US?)

4) Tries to recruit homeless guys in DC to help them (holy shit these guys are dumb as a sack of doorknobs).

And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE.  Before reading the article I figured this Island was tiny with less than 50 residents.  

Hopefully they do get locked up for a long-ass time and that they haven't procreated yet to pass on these dumbfuck genes.  

Whatever.  You read all that and judge them.  I see some real can-do spirit.  These are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.

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