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23 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I was just informed by my daughter that my niece will be in Austin with her fake army boyfriend as they “march” around the stadium because they have no tickets.

lol wut

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Hell Slocum should be tossing up Hook'em along with every other big ass buyout A&M head coach.  You see, keeping up with the Jones' can get expensive. Especially when you are dumb as dirt negotiating head football coach contracts!

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I re-watched last years game last night.  Damn I forgot we had a punt blacked.  We had a pick 6 and another fumble inside aggy 10 and still shut them out offensively.   We should have blown them out.   

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Question about the aggy corps band, since I really haven't been paying attention the past decade and it's been a long time since they've played in Austin:

Do they still do the same halftime routine -- same tune and same marching formation?  

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Damn I forgot we had a punt blacked.  

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6 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

I re-watched last years game last night.  Damn I forgot we had a punt blacked.  We had a pick 6 and another fumble inside aggy 10 and still shut them out offensively.   We should have blown them out.   

Thats Racist GIF

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14 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

I re-watched last years game last night.  Damn I forgot we had a punt blacked.  We had a pick 6 and another fumble inside aggy 10 and still shut them out offensively.   We should have blown them out.   

Y’all remember back in 1998 we had that awesome Running Black go off against the Aggies. 
I can still hear Brent on the call!!! 

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

There’s a reason Aggie jokes exist. 

You know how Texas ended up with 2/3 of the PUF fund and Texas A&M ended up with 1/3?  Aggies got to pick first.

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55 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Never knew aggy were into fucking kids, thought that was reserved for small livestock. Never even heard of aggy clergy...

Kids are small livestock. Some Aggies prefer little goats to little sheep.

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41 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Y’all remember back in 1998 we had that awesome Running Black go off against the Aggies. 
I can still hear Brent on the call!!! 

34 days until Texas Football: Analyzing Ricky Williams ...

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49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Why does it take three aggys to screw on a light bulb?

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Say, that reminds me . . . 

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10 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

The need to bring back Slocum on a mobile

For sure.

HAHA.  (I couldn't find one after the Texas game)

 

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38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So glad we watered the field for that game.

Not only did we water the field, but we only watered it where aggy stepped and not us. Genius. 

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37 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

For sure.

HAHA.  (I couldn't find one after the Texas game)

 

Does anyone know if this was Lance Z doing RC, or someone else?

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2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Does anyone know if this was Lance Z doing RC, or someone else?

RC had relations with Lance Z AND his secretary?! Truly scandalous. 

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Tuesday - Bobby

Spoiler

Tuesday

 

Bobby Burton

By Bobby Burton

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The Texas personnel department continued its recent run of pledges yesterday evening by adding Georgetown offensive lineman Kaden Scherer to the fold.

Scherer is part of a recent trend for the Horns. Texas, late in the process, is focusing on a mix of players, who seem to have high upside traits but may not be ranked as highly among the recruiting media industry. That’s the case not only with Scherer, but also with Portage, Mich., tight end Charlie Jilek, Carlsbad, Calif., linebacker Rocky Cummings, and speedy defensive back Josiah Vilmael of Fort Bend.

Then there are the proverbial blue chippers, too. Baylor defensive line pledge Jamarrion Carlton is among them. Carlton has visited Texas twice in the last month, including for the Arkansas game.

Two LSU commitments, offensive lineman Brysten Martinez and defensive lineman Richard Anderson, are also included in that group.

Add it all together, and it’s clear that Texas is attempting to not just put together a single recruiting class filled with ultra blue chips, but a group they can foresee as sustainable long term.

It’s a really good mix IMO because they’re not foregoing the upside, athleticism or size component needed for success in SEC-level players.

**

I listened to the press conferences yesterday of both Steve Sarkisian and Mike Elko.

While each of them may have said they were taking this season one game at a time up until this week, it’s rather obvious that both have had this contest circled for a while.

For Texas, it’s a chance at redemption for this season and proving the Horns remain the top dog in the state. For A&M, it’s a chance at school history.

Both quarterbacks are the focal points of the offense. Friday night should be a blockbuster.

I’ll take the Longhorns.

Texas 31 - Texas A&M 30

 

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Does anyone know if this was Lance Z doing RC, or someone else?

Based on how obvious it was that Lance was Mack on a mobile I don't think he could pull off that good of an RC.

The ones after losses were the best.  "He threw 70 and 10 were incomplete, I feel like the wrecking crew did a good job."  And any mention of the gulf coast offense.

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27 minutes ago, WBT said:

Based on how obvious it was that Lance was Mack on a mobile I don't think he could pull off that good of an RC.

The ones after losses were the best.  "He threw 70 and 10 were incomplete, I feel like the wrecking crew did a good job."  And any mention of the gulf coast offense.

I mean aggy has a QB that "torched" hapless Samford for a whopping 120 yards.  One.  Hundred.  Twenty.  Yards.  The tinted glasses are not a new thing.  That's an absolutely embarrassing performance but yet they are still hyping him for a Heisman lol 

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

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I'd be interested to see this breakdown for ONLY Longhorn home plus neutral site games.  And heck, for ONLY Ag away games.

Speaking of home/away I just realized that if the ags hadn't pitched a fit and insisted on having us in College Station last year, in a season we were far better than them and were going to win anyway, then they could have had us in College Station this year, in a season where we're downright awful in true away games.

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4 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

My son graduated from The Forty last year, my daughter is a sophomore in the school of nursing. We’re a Longhorn family but unfortunately I have some idiot family members that joined the cult. I was just informed by my daughter that my niece will be in Austin with her fake army boyfriend as they “march” around the stadium because they have no tickets. If these dumb shits try to pull something let’s make sure we treat them like the SMU cheerleader did back in the day. What a bunch of goobers.

 

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Question about the aggy corps band, since I really haven't been paying attention the past decade and it's been a long time since they've played in Austin:

Do they still do the same halftime routine -- same tune and same marching formation?  

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The marching routines and formatuons change from game to game, and there have been some new ones thought up. The music in the repetoire is all traditional matches but also will be mixed and matched. I know the big “recent” addition was the Patton themes. 
 

I am not sure if a Space Force March got added or indeed if the Space Force has a march at all. 

Posted
37 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The marching routines and formations change from game to game, and there have been some new ones thought up.

What decade was that?

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What’s funny in this day and age in social media with all the cringy and stupid fucking tic tok dances and trends…aggy has ALWAYS been at this level of awkward and stupid. 

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5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Y’all remember back in 1998 we had that awesome Running Black go off against the Aggies. 
I can still hear Brent on the call!!! 

chris farley snl GIF

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I realize I'm a third party to this conversation, but as a Red Raider and a normal human being, I get especially annoyed with the following Aggy-isms:

1.  TU.   Fuck that stupid shit.  No where anywhere is UT called "Texas University".  It's the University of Texas (at Austin).  TU is fucking stupid and juvenile and screams little dick syndrome.  I will actually dress down any fellow Red Raider who uses that term, because it is retarded to do so and we don't need to act like fucking dumbass aggies.

2.  Ran out of time.  No, you imbeciles, you lost.  As in, you scored less points than the other team when the game ended.  You fucking lost.  You are lucky you "ran out of time" when playing OU to a competitive 0-77.  There was no amount of time ever that would have allowed you to come back and win that game, or 2003 vs. Tech when we beat your ass 59-28 and you still had the gall after the game to say you ran out of time.  Take the L.

3. T-sips.  I have to admit my Red Raider dad also used that term when he was alive.  Another stupid aggy-ism that is supposed to be insulting but I don't get it.  When I asked my aggy relatives about it, they would mock UT fans "drinking tea with a pinky in the air".  These are the same people who love to say "Look, you have TeeTee on your shirt....you have TeeTee on your cap....your ring has TeeTee on it....hahahahahaha.  I'm like, seriously, are you five?  You are grown adults laughing your asses off at teetee and peepee jokes?

 

Sorry for the rant and intruding on your thread of hate, but the above three things are my some of my biggest pet peeves with the society of Agroid.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m not from Austin but none of you numbnuts could piss in a cup and drop it out the window?  

Unfortunately, they're into that. 

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1 hour ago, speed817 said:

SMH

 

Is that the Jester courtyard where we used to play volleyball at night in the 80s? ETA: Never mind. Yeah, it is.

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