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11 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Aren’t the Yazidi Christian?

I don't know anymore about them than Trump does. Sounds like they're having a rough time. Might be something a President would have a clue about.

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know anymore about them than Trump does. Sounds like they're having a rough time. Might be something a President would have a clue about.

well he doesn't read briefings, so...

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump supporter arrested for threatening to kill Ilhan Omar.

Damn violent and intolerant left, again! 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

well he doesn't read briefings, so...

He already knows more than the briefers. Stable genius.

44 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


That was one of my favorites. But there are dozens of great ones.

Rage On Behalf of the Machine, e.g.

I liked Three K Mafia. Subtle...

31 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That's a good topic of conversation.  It's easy to just look at overall approval without breaking down to EV.  

It won’t matter if Trump loses by 15 million actual votes.  Or loses the electoral college.  He will be in the White House in the weeks and months following the election claiming victory, and will have the full and unconditional support of 100% of Republicans, who will all call his loss “bogus” and “fake.”  And no one will do a thing about it.  Everyone will be standing around wringing their hands a year later trying to figure out “whats the right way to go about this.”  

That seems like one of the easier ways to go about it. ^

Trump: Election results are fake. Look at all of the illegals who voted. Multiple reports of R votes being changed or wiped out. We're gonna take a look at it and get back to you later in 2021. Meanwhile, I'll stay in the WH to work for the American people.

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40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

No. They are monotheists who ostensibly worship the Judeo/Christian/Islamic God, but prominent in Yazidism is Melek Taus, the "peacock angel", which some Muslims, Jews and Christians associate with Shaitan but Yazidis find this very offensive. 
Yazidism is a fascinating system and in some ways represents a midpoint between Zoroastrian monotheism and the big 3. 

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39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Damn violent and intolerant left, again! 

No no no. It is her fault that she is a woman of color with an opinion. She made him do it. 

That seems like one of the easier ways to go about it. ^
Trump: Election results are fake. Look at all of the illegals who voted. Multiple reports of R votes being changed or wiped out. We're gonna take a look at it and get back to you later in 2021. Meanwhile, I'll stay in the WH to work for the American people.
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D’s: “The way to remove Trump from office is at the ballot box. In 2024.”
6 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

 

 


The comments are priceless

 

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2 hours ago, retread said:

 

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40 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I often disagree with Noam Chomsky, but damn if this isn't a brilliant takedown of Trump, Democrats and Russiagate:

Chomsky's brilliance is that he just says really basic, simple-to-understand, common sense things in complete calm that make perfect sense with zero regard for trying to uphold the popular narrative.

 

54 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

It won’t matter if Trump loses by 15 million actual votes.  Or loses the electoral college.  He will be in the White House in the weeks and months following the election claiming victory, and will have the full and unconditional support of 100% of Republicans, who will all call his loss “bogus” and “fake.”  And no one will do a thing about it.  Everyone will be standing around wringing their hands a year later trying to figure out “whats the right way to go about this.”  

We'll be out on our ledge with scotch though.  Kinda looking forward to it.  I expect it to be much like Woody Harrelson in 2012.

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Haven't heard from Diamond and Silk in a while...

Just now, woohorn said:

Haven't heard from Diamond and Silk in a while...
 

N word in the dictionary.  Ergo, not racist.  MAGA!!!!

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Good lord.  He talks like us indeed.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

We'll be out on our ledge with scotch though.  Kinda looking forward to it.  I expect it to be much like Woody Harrelson in 2012.

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Funny. I always pictured it more like this...but at night.

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Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Bitch, only thing that's a disgrace is your lack of punctuation.

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

So....I mean....were these "terrorism classes" for college credit, or just kind of a continuing education sorta thing?  Details matter.

5 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Haven't heard from Diamond and Silk in a while...
 

Man, talk about game, set, match.  How can you argue with such iron-tight logic as that. 

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Dat ratio tho ...

Even for a bot the 46 posts in the past 24 hours is impressive. 

17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Man, talk about game, set, match.  How can you argue with such iron-tight logic as that. 

 

No kidding. By this logic,  Hitler wasn't a racist since all of the words he used were in the German dictionaries of the time. 

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19 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

slow down, loretta, let me lend you some punctuation.

considering the way trump acts when in the presence of other communists/terrorists, i'm surprised there hasn't been a smiley joint photo op by now.

In the last two pages we have been introduced to The Chin, Dr. Dong, and Dahner Wang.  And apparently Wang and Dong have dirt on that dandy pol from the Iodine State.  This has the making of a great pulp novel.

30 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Moral of the story: if you call in death threats to a Congressman, you should not give his/her staff your actual name and phone number. 

 

As somebody who has spoken with a lot of constituents, many from East Texas,  I can tell you there are not bright people.

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

People take classes on how to bash America?  I figured that shit out on my own.

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So we have no Defense Secretary, no FEMA Director, no Homeland Defense Secretary etc...  but Trump is calling the Prime Minster of Sweden about Kanye's friend?

12 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

 

What do Anastasis, Clear Lake and Rand Paul all have in common?

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7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

So we have no Defense Secretary, no FEMA Director, no Homeland Defense Secretary etc...  but Trump is calling the Prime Minster of Sweden about Kanye's friend?

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44 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Wait, you need take a terrorism class in order to bash America?  

I need to see Trump's certificate of completion from the Obama years

Even for a bot the 46 posts in the past 24 hours is impressive. 
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8 hours ago, DixonHur said:

What is it with Republicans and not being able to handle criticism?  

Or was Lincoln only a Republican when talking about freeing the slaves?

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18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

kanye west no GIF

At least he's focused on the important things.

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