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2 hours ago, Lurch said:

It’s not calculated. He’s just that shitty.

He is a moron, but his Twitter rants are absolutely calculàted. He does not attmept to change our national conversation by accident. He knows he has the bully pulpit and he is thoroughly enjoying that.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

sounds like something a Luddite would say. 

 

one reason it will never happen, it would kill the republican party 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

one reason it will never happen, it would kill the republican party 

All the fucking better. 

2 hours ago, Lurch said:

It’s not calculated. He’s just that shitty.

Sometimes I think it's calculated, but other times, complete randomness and lack of self-awareness.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

If I can file my taxes securely online, I should be able to vote online. 

The IRS and tax preparers get hacked frequently, that shit isn't secure at all. We really should return to paper ballots.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

The IRS and tax preparers get hacked frequently, that shit isn't secure at all. We really should return to paper ballots.

Won't happen in Texas. The just concluded session of the Legislature made sure of It.

36 minutes ago, F250 said:

We really should return to paper ballots.

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Greenland is full of whites, no issues there 

Yeah, but it's still surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water. 

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

He called Meghan Markle nasty, then lied about it, and then backtracked again.

She’s not white in ‘pure as the driven snow’ fashion.  Thus ruling on the field stands.

The Greenland story has to be a serious proposal from trump.

He sees the polls and knows there is a good chance he loses next year. While his loss isn’t a guarantee, he has an uphill battle. Assuming he loses, what are his big achievements that will put him in the history books?  Even if you can’t stand trump, he has reshaped the judiciary but history could just as easily give McConnell credit for that. No, trump has nothing that would allow him to stand out in a textbook. (And as many of us suspect, he will end up in the books for negative reasons.)

but bringing Greenland into the US could seriously be a big deal in the long run. Once much of that ice melts, it could be a mineral rich bonanza. Bring in trillions of wealth. Trumpland.

We’re buying Greenland and the Eskimos will pay for it!

It's Monday morning and a piece of shit is still President of the United States of America.

 

11 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The Greenland story has to be a serious proposal from trump.

He sees the polls and knows there is a good chance he loses next year. While his loss isn’t a guarantee, he has an uphill battle. Assuming he loses, what are his big achievements that will put him in the history books?  Even if you can’t stand trump, he has reshaped the judiciary but history could just as easily give McConnell credit for that. No, trump has nothing that would allow him to stand out in a textbook. (And as many of us suspect, he will end up in the books for negative reasons.)

but bringing Greenland into the US could seriously be a big deal in the long run. Once much of that ice melts, it could be a mineral rich bonanza. Bring in trillions of wealth. Trumpland.

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30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Oh.

I’m confused. So...not the best people?

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I’m confused. So...not the best people?

Has a guy that touted his ability to attract the best talent ever spent so much time shitting on all of the bums he then hired?

I’m curious why he does that...? Is it stupidity? A complete lack of self-awareness? 

Why can his brain not connect the dots there?

Guarantee that Trump was told about some climate change study that showed Greenland as having some strategic value and decided he should tell the world. The rest of his admin is now trying to catch up and make it a real life thing. Clown shoes. 

5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Guarantee that Trump was told about some climate change study that showed Greenland as having some strategic value and decided he should tell the world. The rest of his admin is now trying to catch up and make it a real life thing. Clown shoes. 

What's he going to do when Russia invades and takes over Greenland before he can get his deal done. I'm sure his "Very fine people" diplomacy will solve the problem. 

14 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Guarantee that Trump was told about some climate change study that showed Greenland as having some strategic value and decided he should tell the world. The rest of his admin is now trying to catch up and make it a real life thing. Clown shoes. 

I think he was playing Risk.

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I think he was playing Risk.

Barron said I couldn’t have Greenland but I’ll have the last laugh! 

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I think he was playing Risk.

No fucking way that moron ever played Risk.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

but bringing Greenland into the US could seriously be a big deal in the long run. Once much of that ice melts, it could be a mineral rich bonanza. Bring in trillions of wealth. Trumpland.

Just out of curiosity, why exactly would Denmark, a country that actually believes in climate change and is fully aware of Greenland’s potentially value in a warmer future world, want to sell Greenland for pennies on the dollar?

13 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Just out of curiosity, why exactly would Denmark, a country that actually believes in climate change and is fully aware of Greenland’s potentially value in a warmer future world, want to sell Greenland for pennies on the dollar?

I would be willing to bet, this has more to do with a certain someone putting a bug in Trumps hairy ear.  Russia and Denmark were having a bit of a dustup about 2 months ago, and Denmark was threatening to move/install air defense systems and fighters up to Greenland because of Russian incursion flights.  That was back in May/June and Denmark has ramped up their defense spending a bit in the interim.

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https://sldinfo.com/2019/06/denmark-greenland-and-the-f-35/

http://cphpost.dk/news/international-round-up-denmark-eyes-air-force-presence-in-greenland-as-russia-expands-in-arctic.html

https://www.arctictoday.com/keeping-eye-on-russian-build-up-danes-ready-to-send-fighter-jets-to-greenland/

 

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Donald better not fuck with Denmark:

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48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I think he was playing Risk.

Ukraine is game to you?

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

It's Monday morning and a piece of shit is still President of the United States of America.

to be fair that's been true for much of our history. this is definitely the biggest, though

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

If Kudlow predicts that the Horns are back and will run the table, I sweatergawd I'll kick his balls clean off.

My favorite part is in the second clip where he complains that CA is withholding information and they weren't giving up information because they're guilty. Everything is a confession.

 

 

 

 

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There will be no new gun regulations, and you'll like it.

I’m no Econ expert so does someone want to clue me in on what a basis point is?     

 

Adding 100 basis points means 1% added to the current percentage. You can’t say “up 1%” because that would mean applying the percentage to the initial value. Say the initial value is 50%. “Up 1%” could imply the new number is 50.5% (because 1% of 50% is .5%). Whereas adding 100 basis points tells you the new number is 51% 

 

(Or in this specific case, subtracting)

 

 

 

 

Hi yes, anyone want to argue with me that Trump isn't a dictator still? He's 100% going to try and incite violence if he loses in 2020.

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Can someone translate from syphilis-raddled brain talk to English?

If he loses in '20, the election was rigged. If he wins, it wasn't.

Apparently some psychologist claims that Google manipulated search results such that undecided voters leaned towards Hillary by some 2.6 to 10 million votes or more.

It's odd, when I googled to find the story, I had no problem getting a half dozen initial hits that were strong right-wing propaganda sites.  Censorship!

Fucking lunatics.

Apparently some psychologist claims that Google manipulated search results such that undecided voters leaned towards Hillary by some 2.6 to 10 million votes or more.
It's odd, when I googled to find the story, I had no problem getting a half dozen initial hits that were strong right-wing propaganda sites.  Censorship!
Fucking lunatics.

So google manipulating votes = Very Bad Russians manipulating votes = Meh.

I'd love to see the evidence that Google hacked anything.  I'm all ears.

So Google is the problem and not Russia?

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So Google is the problem and not Russia?

 

да

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd love to see the evidence that Google hacked anything.  I'm all ears.

The word of the President of the United States isn’t good enough for you?

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